Victor
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@MuasaJohn2 Exactly Kenya just reeks of mediocrity at every level.
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Haha frame 1 Ingekuwa imejaa hawkers Na hio cycling lane hio Green for some reason Ingekuwa imefade Na iko Na potholes, ukitembea kiasi Karibu ugongwe Na some crazy boda guy or matatu ama you step on someone's fruits and vegetables. We cannot be saved.
Prof. Alfred Omenya@aomenya
The Expressway that was to be built versus the Expressway that was built.
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you know your’e deep in the trenches when willian is being referenced as “good times”
Just Chelsea@justcfc
We used to have wingers
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@smilysmilybally @dcbuilder @DancingEddie_ @grugcapital I understand them you imbecile..my point is the astronomically logical version is the one you replied to.
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@Chilly_blast320 @dcbuilder @DancingEddie_ @grugcapital Retard who doesn’t understand metaphors passing judgement on what constitutes retardation 😂
Takes one to know one, I guess.
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@smilysmilybally @dcbuilder @DancingEddie_ @grugcapital Stars are farther away from our planet than the moon so this is a retarded aphorism
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@dcbuilder @DancingEddie_ @grugcapital It’s “Aim for the moon. If you miss, you’ll at least land among the stars.”
At least get the saying right, retard.
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@daweed_004 How's one getting B+ and an A- in languages na kwa maths D+ ?
There's lots of options kwake
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My friend's little brother got a B-, and he has asked me to share his results here so that you might advise him on which course to pursue.
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@erenpilled9 @RMAsmithayo7 Chiellini claimed isco was Madrid's best player in most of their cl games in the three peat but waffle on bozo
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@RMAsmithayo7 Because he had an inexplicable hard on for Isco, an overrated spanish bum
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james rodriguez was such a great addition man, i have no idea why zidane pushed for his exit soo early
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@itsworldclass @Tshedzo_G It's going to be so hilarious when yamal ends up with 400 career goals. All this effusive praise is getting out of hand
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@Tshedzo_G He's done it in every competition bar the mundo within his first 3 seasons of football.
Who else can say that? He started at 16 too. It's way harder than anything else in the sport
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He's in the GOAT debate without a single world cup appearance, mind you
FUT Donkey@FUTDonkey
Yamal's much closer to being in mainstream GOAT debates than people realise. His 24/25 season at age 17 was already better than ALL TEENAGE seasons of Messi, Neymar, R10, R9, CR7, Mbappe etc. If he has an all timer WC campaign he will be in the GOAT debate at just 19 years old.
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@nautfcb then you play for 30 minutes after the nostalgia wears off and u clock in its unplayable
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@oddcrittergirl @OtakuPride34 The operative word is average in my earlier tweet
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@Chilly_blast320 @OtakuPride34 A good looking 16 year old with popularity would get alot of attention but not on the same level ofc as a celebrity
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Grown ass women used to really be thirsting over this 13 year old dude
Old Internet@OldInternetFeel
Justin Bieber in 2010
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@oddcrittergirl @OtakuPride34 Justin is good looking has status and is a global superstar. I wonder if the average 16 year old boy would get the same treatment.
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@diegomatamalac @KhalidA45897624 @Gametheorist_ Benzema was competing with Messi for that award and guys like xavi as well. I don't even think it exists in the Spanish league
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@KhalidA45897624 @Gametheorist_ kane won golden boot and playmaker of the season in a single season while playing for spurs.
benzema couldn’t do that in a better team, with a better duo and in a worse league.
not sure how benzema is a better creator.
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@p0xtah @sirkenndalglish @_oddity10 Look at how deep atletico are sitting in this game lol. He has to drop deep to try and break them down though at minute 4:01 thereabouts Messi should've lashed that home
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@sirkenndalglish @_oddity10 think it made more sense 16/17 onwards as his supporting cast got worse but doing it in 13/14 just makes no sense, he had xaviesta behind him and he was doing his ball carrying gimmick
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"Leo" vs Atlético in 13/14 Away from home when his team needed him the most
Ball knowledge@lamineraa
@PrimeNobu The thing is Leo wouldn't have got eliminated v Atletico (25/26) or Inter SF in the first place . When Leo has a great game he caps with off with a brace / Hatty .
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@mahonealex000 Exactly..he was mediocre at Chelsea. He himself said he left england to make a name for himself at Madrid but people are acting as if he's some all timer
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Curtosis only became relevant since the 2020s btw. People seem to forget how that guy used to let in every ball through his legs,take the Barca vs Chelsea tie for example in 2018. If we start going by the same metric,Neuer has been the standout for far too long.Buffon has a case.
TK@TeaKupps
Courtois, Buffon and Petr Cech are not letting Drogba score this. Legit cost Bayern a UCL final
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Courtois, Buffon and Petr Cech are not letting Drogba score this. Legit cost Bayern a UCL final
TK@TeaKupps
The amount of errors I’ve seen Neuer make in big games over the years….kills me that I’ve hardly ever seen him even be held accountable for any of those.
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@lonesprings @MUFC_Sammy7 @picassoswork He has no reading comprehension..the implication in your tweet is that garnacho wasn't good.
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@MUFC_Sammy7 @picassoswork I don’t understand what you’ve said. I mean to say martial was a lot better than garnacho whilst united fans these days look back and speak as if they were the same level. You disagree?
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No way martial was moving like that??
UEFA Champions League@ChampionsLeague
Casemiro finishing off the team move 🤝 #UCL
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Show me what you can do with just a pen!
utku@utkudedetas
Show me what you can do with just a pen!
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I urge all people walkong late at night or in dingy places to smoke a Ciggerate or Weed when walking ..na sigara iskuwe those fancy ones make sure ni Roasters or Safari ..Or keraiko ..doing this Cops will think you are undercover and thugs will think you are wither a cop or one
Ochora🇰🇪☆, KC@Ochorakot
Juja is no longer safe. Sijui ni wakora ama ni goons but hii place haiko safe. 2 weeks ago nilikua attacked na mavijana wawili walikua na panga. Nilikua na my 2 other friends tulimanage kuhepa safe but 1 of my friends aliibiwa simu. Last week a friend of mine alikua anatoka job ya CCI 2am alikua attacked. Imagine kuattack dem alafu on top wana mkatakata na panga. Dem ameharibiwa sura vibaya sana. Jana usiku tena nilifikiwa. Hapo midnight after game ya Man U nikiingia kejani mavijana watano walinitoa siaka. Nilimanage kuhepa. To make it worse hii serikali haifanyi shiet. Na hizi ukora zinaincrease. Alafu after hii yote online goons watakuja kusema nadanganya. Fuck you niggah. Unarant na uko sijui Pokot. Anyway Juja is no longer safe. Check on your siblings.
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