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Billionaire Chimp
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Billionaire Chimp
@ChimpWithMoney
Chimp of wealth and taste and snark
SoCal but open to relocate Katılım Ocak 2020
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In Nevada, they're probably both correct
Nevada Independent@TheNVIndy
An Indy-hosted debate between the Democratic attorney general candidates saw vicious personal attacks — and little talk of policy. Two of the state’s most powerful Democrats each accused the other of lacking integrity and being bought off by big donors. thenevadaindependent.com/article/debate…
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If you don't know Nate Bargatze, you should.
I first found out about him because of that SNL Washington sketch, then checked out his monologue and was like, "That was really funny... and I don't think there was anything inappropriate in it. I can show it to my kids." And that's all his comedy.
krus🪖@krus_chiki
I have never seen or heard of this guy in my life
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30 minutes later and I haven't stopped laughing that Kamala is saying "you didn't put me out there enough"
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@00711711711even "Go discover the root cause"
"Open border with expanded benefits"
Fucking Encyclopedia Brown level shit
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@ChimpWithMoney Making her the "Border Czar" then letting 15 million people stroll across the border was downright maniacal! I can't think of a worse form of sabotage that Biden could have done to her.
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The Border, Voting rights, National Space Council
Expanding broadband access, Black maternal mortality, Women in the workforce, AI policy, Gun violence prevention, Reproductive rights
These were all things she was supposed to spearhead.
Chris Cillizza@ChrisCillizza
"The White House did not position or prepare the Vice President. Had the White House explored and evaluated ways to leverage Kamala Harris earlier in the administration, perhaps it would have improved the President’s standing, and it certainly could have helped prepare her to lead the ticket" -- DNC Autopsy
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Absolutely howling that the DNC is running a Harris apologetics tour when she hid in her office and played solitaire
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@derekahunter My joke is that cancer got Jamie Raskin, not the other way around
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You can see why @RepRaskin's family can't stand him and some go to desperate lengths to avoid him.
Off The Press@OffThePress1
🚨 WATCH: @RepRaskin questions the legitimacy of a Supreme Court that is “overruling democracy,” arguing that the court’s authority depends on the quality and consistency of its legal reasoning and decisions affecting voting rights.
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The DNC autopsy is the "we just need better messaging" of autopsies
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Was the Loch Ness Monster really Jack the Ripper?
Kim Iversen 🇺🇸@KimIversenShow
Would Israel take out Tucker?
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I've come to the conclusion the citizens of Los Angeles live in constant fear that the parents they all moved away from will be proven correct.
Only reason they vote Democrat.
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He's already bored with governance and is going the AOC route x.com/PopBase/status…
Pop Base@PopBase
Zohran Mamdani is joining Twitch for a new series titled ‘Talk with the People.’ He will respond to questions asked by the public in his Twitch chat, aiming to create a direct line of conversation between the government and the people. (polygon.com/mayor-zohran-m…)
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Back in my day, networks were looking to try to destroy the 11:30 competition
Now they're taking nights off "out of respect"
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Substack cannot claim to be independent media anymore when they are in paid promotional partnerships with Scott Galloway, Jim Acosta and Katie Couric
Chris Best@chrisbest
A hard truth for independent media: the big platforms are indifferent to you. Your success is not their business.
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Senate Democrats thought they had laid a trap: ask judicial nominees who won the 2020 election. They knew that under the Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson precedent, any answer could be a violation. Every President Trump II nominee has stuck to the Justice Jackson precedent. Smart!
Mike Fragoso@mike_frags
Sen. Blumenthal was flummoxed today when Flowers and Schwartz pointed out that KBJ said it would be inappropriate to answer who won the 2020 election. Without evidence he claimed that the ethics rules for her were different because she was a sitting judge. This is wrong.
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@sgallz_ @redsteeze One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble
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If Graham Platner's day wasn't bad enough... here he is talking about Thai prostitutes.
“Spend your leave banging hookers in Thailand instead of getting b*tched at by the wife back home, and you could sell it as avoiding federal income tax.”
dailywire.com/news/dem-candi…
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