Billionaire Chimp
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Billionaire Chimp
@ChimpWithMoney
Chimp of wealth and taste and snark

College students fun afoul of campus administrator


“I don't even know how this is legal.” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is questioning how lawmakers can disappear from Congress for months without public explanation after Sen. Mitch McConnell revealed previously undisclosed health issues that kept him away from the Capitol. AOC says medical emergencies happen, but argues extended absences without transparency have “crossed” a line. @foxnewspolitics


According to the Platner class, this is a good pick for the general


Update from the reflecting pool! The pool has been drained, and there are no signs of the giant gash that Donald Trump has been lying about. No indications of major vandalism. Just a bad paint job. The only thing that’s been exposed is that Trump has been lying about this.


12 states are suing to block the WB-Paramount Merger to protect our signature industry and our workers. Because of the motion I authored, LA County will be taking action with them.

Actual lol. Trump made $2.2 billion last year. $400K is nothing, but apparently enough to make the brainwashed say he’s a public servant who has sacrificed so much.




The victim that was shot and killed by ICE in Maine has been identified as Joan Sebastian Guerrero. Guerrero had a 3-year-old daughter, was authorized to work in the US, was given a Social Security number, and was not the target of ICE's immigration action.





He retired at 56 even with a huge pension hit because his dad died at 59 and his grandfather died at 61. He has two toddlers. Hard to call that a bad financial decision when the entire point of money is buying back time






