RWJ
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RWJ
@Chippie244
Scenic carpenter, does a bit of film, telly and theatre. Sweary lefty. what/who
Little Wymondley Katılım Şubat 2009
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Probably not as much as you think. And it varies and the comedian usually has to
Pay all expenses but venue and management take their cut off the gross. So less than half. Though big names might get more- one negotiates a big cut of car parking fees and more!
A, xxx Sex. 🐬@SimonHemelryk
@Herring1967 I've always wondered; how much of the ticket price goes to the comedisn when doing a stand-up tour?
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Express poll.
Should Angela Rayner resign?
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@Scientits It had been a dream of mine for years. Was astonished when he said yes. Was even more astonished when he took it so seriously. Fair play to him. Next up: I will take Sean Bean on a day out to Blackpool for Mr Bean’s Holiday.
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This. Won’t hear a bad word said against Billy Zane. For a few years we ran an agony uncle column in Empire called Listen To Your Friend Billy Zane, and Billy wrote every single reply — to genuine reader problems and issues — himself. He was a pleasure to deal with and very wise.
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If the IDF is killing Israeli hostages who are trying to flee, and clearly pose no armed threat, then where does that leave Palestinian civilians.
Mairav Zonszein מרב זונשיין@MairavZ
NOW: IDF just announced its forces killed three kidnapped Israelis in Shujaiya in northern Gaza who were wrongly identified as a threat while trying to escape
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Is squire the best british guitarist ever? Maybe.
Is Reni the most underrated drummer? 💯 #indiedisco
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@imnotbitterbut @Cookieurch @Paddington443 @MarrowLord2 @HarrietPenguin @Imnotfromsparks @Eloisebaily @Dapfalk @zoe_bearx @RomanySoul34 @MumbrianSpinner @AllanBrough @BlasterCommon We might have a chance of winning now x
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@Cookieurch @Paddington443 @MarrowLord2 @HarrietPenguin @Imnotfromsparks @Eloisebaily @Dapfalk @zoe_bearx @RomanySoul34 @MumbrianSpinner @AllanBrough @Chippie244 @BlasterCommon Isla isn’t on here anymore - she’s a blue sky person now!
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Listen up people. #twitterbakeoff
Mince pies or whatever your version happens to be. DM to me by 20/12/23 at 5pm. (Be kind I’m not technical) Poll will run for 24 hours. Prize is - well nothing but you can be a bit smug. And Bake. 🐻
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@StopAntisemites @MysteriosoX Where are you finding thousands of red telephone kiosks?
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"This is for Palestine" one of the women stated. x.com/Elad_Si/status…
Elad Simchayoff@Elad_Si
Thousands of posters now across London. Don’t look away.
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London - women removing posters of those missing in Israel. 💔
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@IAFsite @robdelaney By Hamas targets do you mean people living in the Gaza Strip?
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Dozens of fighter jets and helicopters attacked a series of terrorist targets of the Hamas terrorist organization throughout the Gaza Strip.
So far, the IAF has dropped about 6,000 bombs against Hamas targets.
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Who would have thought this this was a government of Liars, Cheats & Charlatans... 😉 #WeDemandBetter #ProportionalRepresentation
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 | NEW: Rishi Sunak was saying he wouldn’t be forced into a “premature decision” on HS2 over last few days - and No 10 said the decision was only made today Yet the decision WAS already made, because he filmed a clip on it in No 10, despite being in Manchester all week
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Painting at Bedtime.
The Red Scarf.
Sir William Orpen.
Orpen was an Irish artist who also served as an official War Artist in WWI. He did seem to have a talent for rubbing people up the wrong way as well as for art. Sadly the name of the sitter in this painting is unknown.
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@riffraffhands I've got a box in my pantry, am I now a drug dealer? The government have lost the plot.
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This will absolutely ruin my business making Action Man scuba equipment.
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@HannahPThomas @WLWT The devil already has his soul and now he's coming for the rest.
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BREAKING NEWS: Sen. Mitch McConnell appearing to have another scary episode in the media gaggle in Covington today. Aides had to step in to help him out and repeat questions. He was eventually lead away. We'll have the full video on @WLWT
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@back_the_BBC I find it funny that he complained because they said he was skint when actually they kicked him out for being a cxxt.
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I remain sceptical what the public interest in this original BBC breaking news story was, that's since made Nigel Farage a martyr.
So what if he'd been thrown out of a bank?
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@pipterino The Devil has just stolen his soul as a result of an old pact.
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kid playing a shepherd in the school Nativity play spots his mum in the crowd and forgets his lines
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Mitch McConnell escorted away from cameras after freezing mid-news conference.
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@ArfurSmith I'd like to give him the benefit of my opinion and my toe end.
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Any fellow comedians want to put on a benefit for Nigel Farage?
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A fragment of #Roman pottery, on which a small sketch or doodle has been drawn of a very round-headed person, bald, with a long nose & pretty odd-looking features. Would love to know if this was based on a real person - either way, it is now one of my favourite Roman graffitos!
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This 💯
Rishi and Suella are like my worst and whiniest clients complaining about the prospect of a prison sentence and how unfair it is, with no awareness of the relevance of burglary they were caught committing.
James O'Brien@mrjamesob
The best way to stop judges preventing you from breaking the law is to stop trying to break the law.
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