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Paul Calhoun🐈‍⬛🐀

Paul Calhoun🐈‍⬛🐀

@Chiscringle

Our success in being human has so far derived from our honoring deviance more than tradition. Fursuiter, photographer. Personal suits: Lynx, Tiger Quadsuit

USA Katılım Ağustos 2012
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Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
Fun fact: someone who is playing a goblin character 99% WANTS to have the NPCs be horrified and disgusted by him. I know I do. I would never deprive the goblin's player of this fun. One of my players, if presented by the "welcoming tavern keeper" would absolutely have his goblin eat the inn's cat and pee in the biggest ale barrel. Because he's a goblin and wants to ACT like a goblin.
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@Simply_Shula @kymeriandawn @goddek I looked it up. They decided that cooking is anything hot enough to make you instinctively pull your hand back when you touch it. The strictest temp is 110F and the least strict is 160F so a slow cooker is forbidden no matter what.
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Dr. Simon@goddek·
Why do they treat God as if He were an autistic toddler?
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Wm. Sentry@INTERCEPT0RX·
@goddek The whole wire around their neighborhood thing so they can go outside on their sabbath shows you how they think. They cheat at even their own made-up rules.
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@JamieVitas Soul Music by Terry Pratchett. They only did two full length cartoon movies but both were amazing. Just before this scene, Death rides a motorcycle into a wall, and we get to hear Christopher Lee shout, "Oh, bugger!"
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@Mangaminx Main character syndrome in full effect. What they're thinking about must be what everyone is thinking about. As opposed to, y'know, everything that's happened since Brexit.
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Mike Bird
Mike Bird@Birdyword·
Many people do not seem to want data centres built near them, despite the fact that they don't cause that much traffic and often generate a lot of local tax revenue. I suspect it's partly because they're ugly! My proposal:
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@votevega26 He does have the same energy as a geezer who does the night watch at a museum and has a lot of opinions about the contents.
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@JosieStratman Curtis is now more loose screws than tight but the man is the kind of New York that I still love. He's the intellectual's Donald Trump.
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Josie Stratman@JosieStratman·
Curtis Sliwa agrees with Mamdani, says the British royals should return the diamond: “The royalty, they're a bunch of deadbeats, slackers, the worst welfare cheats in the world,” Sliwa says.
Josie Stratman@JosieStratman

Mayor Mamdani, pressed on what he would say to King Charles if they talk later: “If I was to speak to the king… I would probably encourage him to return the Kohinoor diamond,” Mamdani says, referring to the gem in the British Crown Jewels, which taken from India.

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@LuckyLynx1 @bdquinn Sauron might get there faster but now we're getting into characters who prioritize their own survival above everything. Even Morgoth would give it a minute to mull over whether it's worth it to have his entire horde hit red because then they won't be able to rule over the blues.
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fern php 💿@LuckyLynx1·
@bdquinn i can't think of anyone who would push the red button faster than Grima Wormtongue, even Saruman would probably give it some more thought
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AJA@ajspillz·
@Phxbruh I’m wondering how and where exactly did it all start?
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AJA@ajspillz·
And that there lies the problem. “In our heads”.
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Pianokantart@pianokantart

#mariogalaxymoviespoilers The Mario movies have a pretty good track record with characterization… But I gotta admit, Daisy’s lack of canon material + extremely strong presence in fanon has me worried that she won’t live up to what many of us have made up for her in our heads.

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MrBeast@MrBeast·
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@Nerdcognito Storm of Zehir implemented critical success and failure better than most. If you are over or under the DC by 10 or more, it's a critical of that kind. So if you're disarming a DC 30 trap and get a 20 or below on the disable device check, it goes off.
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Nerdcognito
Nerdcognito@Nerdcognito·
You're the DM? Have you broken a modern gamer lately? Teach them than natural 20 is not an insta-win, the hard way!
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