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To be a knight is not to brandish the sharpest sword, or ride the finest horse, or serve the noblest king. To be a knight is to be knightly. Art by @mustakro

Elphael Katılım Ekim 2024
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Same chivalry different armor (I visited a goode smith)
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THE GIANTDAD'S GAMBIT An act of deception in which the swordsman hitteth this emote on the opponent. Those of firm constitution are likely to stand their ground and prey upon thine stark openings, but a lesser opponent will doubtlessly find their will shaken.
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When tuo signore catcheth thee wielding the local Landsknecht's Zweihänder instead of the alabarda with which thou wast tasked to train:
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This knight hath made the arduous decision to approach an apothecary with regard to those that spin 'neath his helm.
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When are we finally going to break our silence about all of the #TOXIC things Bimble has done to the Enchanted Forest?? Death threats… Rupert Schminkeldorf’s assassination… the Bimblepocalypse… What’s next?? WHEN WILL IT END??
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My stupid chud son that I hate
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i’m over here sharpenin my sword i got polish on my sword rn i’m jus whettin my blade i’m chivalrous as fuck man i’m a knight man like for real
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"Are you a man or a woman?" I am Ash Tornbanner. "What gender are you?" Wandering Knight. "Yeah but what's in your pants?" Chivalry. "What would I see if I took off your armor?" My gambeson.
Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD@WzrdFrinkelbaum

"Are you a man or a woman?" I am Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, Wizard! "What gender are you?" Wizard! "Yeah but what's in your pants?" I say, that's rather inappropriate... "What would I see if I took off your robes?" My beard preserves my modesty at all times.

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