Gorla 🧌

Now I have to shovel dragon shit. Thanks.

@ThatOneWizards IT WAS FIVEFNFMD VEXING COIN!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

@GblinApprentice #notworththeransom

44 Days and 44 Nights it has been since I #were so ABDUCTED in the night and held captive by a nefarious tribe of traveling buskers, circus performers, etc etc..BUT I see that #NooooOBODY thought I was WORTH MY RANSOM, So I just STAYED THERE wIth MY “NEW FRIENDS”F*CK ME I GUESS!

OH I’LL Tell you who I felt #COMING “In The Air Tonight” NOBODY!!!!

I’m like a chaser but for spellcasters

@Zasorimm #Lookin SEXY 👅👹 etc etc

I've Just Awoken From Mine All Hallows Celebration Stupor– I Am Feeling Youthful Arcane Energy Flowing Within, And Stand Ready To Bear The Cold Hard Winter Ahead!

@RattWizz HEAR YE HEAR YE- PARKER WAS ON THE FLIGHT LIST!!!!!

@GblinApprentice I started vomiting uncontrollably for TWELVE days after drinking potions from Gorla, DO NOT BUY she isn’t even backed by the Federal Department of Alchemy

#DRINK my #PROVISIONS….

@MrGooseberryVT 👹

@GblinApprentice Ok I trust you :)

#FALSEHOOD!!!

@gregthesorcerer I read this notification while driving and had to take a moment for myself

Dracula except he lives in Pensilvania

@ThatOneWizards NOAH PLEASE LET ME ON AND ALSO LET THE WIZARD ON AND PUT HIM IN THE SAME CORNER AS ME PLEASE PLEASEEEEE

@GblinApprentice NOAH OLEASE I BEG PLEASE NO DONT RAISE THE BRIDGE CUT OFF THE LADDERS PLEASE

PLEASE LET ME #ON THE ARK #NOAH

@ThatOneWizards LET ME ON IT NOAH PLEASE DONT LISTEN TO THE WIZARDS LET ME ON IT PLEASE 👅👅👅👅

@GblinApprentice noah i’m being so fr rn do NOT let that thing into the Arc i beg of you im pleading please do not no there’s already enough goblins on here we do NOT need THAT ONE please ill do anything please

@solsticeposts I Want you

@GblinApprentice theres a nice spot on the desk next to me...

@ThatOneWizards Thanks friedrich ily2

@GblinApprentice maybe (yes)

Got denied the position of eunuch at my local Burger King

@BimbleWizard @LUvvUcy #FAAAAWWWWWWWKKKKK

@LUvvUcy @GblinApprentice @GblinApprentice @GblinApprentice @GblinApprentice @GblinApprentice @GblinApprentice @GblinApprentice @GblinApprentice @GblinApprentice @GblinApprentice @GblinApprentice @GblinApprentice @GblinApprentice @GblinApprentice @GblinApprentice @GblinApprentice @GblinAp

She's green for an amyzing reason

@RattWizz Why is his little shmegis out bro wtf 🤢🤢 #youresick

Shmeegus OC

@gregthesorcerer @imagesaicouldnt Dude it’s so fucking broken 💔💔💔

@imagesaicouldnt It pisses me off that they won’t update the sims medieval to work on modern PCs

Shmeegus OC