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@insearchofpar @cristia54304358 @NFL_DovKleiman Im not a basketball fan. I still know who Magic, Air Jordan, black mamba, the glove, diesel, the dream, Dr. J, and the chosen one are. Kind of the point. You can’t claim a nickname if it’s not 1) transgenerational 2) bigger than the sport

@Chlcago_ @cristia54304358 @NFL_DovKleiman If you don't know who the Iceman is you're not a basketball fan.

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The legendary George Gervin is trying to stop Bears’ QB Caleb Williams from trademarking the “Iceman” moniker. “I’ve got nothing but respect for [Williams], he’s already proved greatness, and his potential upside is great. Like an ‘Iceman.’ But that name is taken. … All I’m saying is: Young fella, we’ve already got one ‘Iceman.’” - George Gervin. The battle for "Iceman" has begun 🥶

@Anytime23CCS @cristia54304358 @NFL_DovKleiman We should create a system where you get the nickname for 30 years and then must reapply based purely on name recognization Not just hand it to some guy who isn’t remembered a generation later and who at best might be the “6th man of the year” in today’s NBA

@Chlcago_ @cristia54304358 @NFL_DovKleiman So should Caleb wait decades before trademarking?

@davebftv At least now when our roster gets slaughtered on opening day we have recognizable names in the score box

The Cubs are operating like a big-market team and spending money to keep their young talent

@InternetH0F Only the last one is for sure

is this hitting??

@cristia54304358 @NFL_DovKleiman Cant claim to symbolize a nickname if its not trans-generational

@Chlcago_ @NFL_DovKleiman Hate this younger generation not knowing ball and it shows

@nytimes Irony is we won’t see it because he’s bankrupting the nation

Breaking News: President Trump’s signature will appear on American currency, in a first for a sitting U.S. president. nyti.ms/3PCi31K

Please! Please! Mr. President! It’s too much winning!

@AutismCapital Upload a pic and we’ll let you know

The next Claude update is going to fuck our wife, isn't it?

@SportsCenter The one feminist who spent weeks filling out 2.79 million brackets:

JUST ONE PERFECT WOMEN'S BRACKET LEFT AFTER NOTRE DAME ELIMINATES OHIO STATE 😳 The final perfect user has Kentucky, UConn, Vanderbilt, South Carolina and UCLA making it out of Monday's games 👀

@Bobbyieboy @InternetH0F 100% but it’s the easy short term fix for a lot of things. It’s the modern day opium…. Which in the 40s was labeled “the Poor man’s nurse”.

@Chlcago_ @InternetH0F And this is the parents fault.

A teacher's homework policy

@checkraiseyou @InternetH0F Assuming youre 25+,even as a kid, you also didn’t have the access to it even if you wanted it Today it’s so prevalent that it is an active battle to keep kids from it. It is on the parents- but it’s a complex issue. It’s easy to avoid all short term-negative behaviors with an ipa

@Chlcago_ @InternetH0F That’s on the parents tho. We didnt grow up with devices in our face.

@Deletedtherap @InternetH0F Yeah, so only 90% of parents.

@Chlcago_ @InternetH0F Only if they have parents that arent involved or feel overworked and bring their work home too.

@AutismCapital Its Variety news. That’s like taking anything MSNBC or Fox News says seriously.

They just can’t help themselves. They can’t help the evil.

@mattsopposite @unusual_whales Excuse me sir, do you have a learning disability? That’s some rough reading comprehension you have going there.

@unusual_whales Wait, so you're saying that the unchecked immigration of the last half decade in Canada has actually led to a decrease in population? So...it doesn't even address the issue it's claimed to be for 🤣

Canada’s population declined again in the fourth quarter as the number of non-permanent residents in the country continued to fall, per Bloomberg

@HaterReport @TheNBABase

Lamar Odom says Kobe Bryant visited him in a dream and shared a chilling message about the afterlife: “He looked back at me and said, ‘Hello, the afterlife is not what people make it up to be.’” 😳 (h/t @TheNBABase)

the jokes write themselves

@MySportsUpdate His physical? Give my man a cognitive assessment after all those concussions

Tua Tagovailoa has passed his physical and is now officially an Atlanta Falcon.

@HaterReport I thought he was going to be a star when he was on the Spurs

Dejounte Murray the most DISRESPECTFUL hooper in the NBA 😂😂😂