Chloë #BLM

Update: She dumped him 😂

@BurgerKing / @BurgerKingUK did you stop doing vegan nuggets???? WHY?! You literally cornered the market for the best vegan chickn for fast food????? What have you done?!

@koalatygay The longest awaited news ever!! Congrats you guys!!!

big news!!!! my wife’s i-130 was approved after 11 months! (aka the biggest scariest part of our US marriage visa is over!!!!!!!!) after 9 years of long distance, living together is finally in the cards 🥹

@koalatygay Protein Yogurt/Puddings from Aldi! Chickpeas/Nuts for snacks. Make sure there’s protein in breakfast too!

does anyone have tips on getting enough daily protein to build muscle (preferably plant based) like what works for you

@vintedUK a parcel was stolen by an @InPostUK courier and you’re refusing to do anything about it? Why? I’m absolutely gobsmacked by this kind of service??

If my grandma had wheels she’d be a bike

Waking up and realising it's Friday The 13th... #FridayFeeling #GBBO

In bed at 20:40, with clean sheets on a week night - pure bliss x

You never realise how truly ugly you are until you’re sat infront of the the salon mirror with foils on x stunning x

Bake a date in your diaries. Join Paul, Prue, Noel and Alison on Tuesday 26th September for the return of The Great British Bake Off. #GBBO

PSA to all drivers: When you turn up at someone’s house, don’t honk your horn? Text them? Call them?? Get out of your car??? Please don’t honk your horn and wake up my baby ty x x

@koalatygay It infuriates us also

england as a country completely shutting down by 6pm genuinely infuriates me

Stop asking my 12 year old if he has a girlfriend. He’s 12. He’s a child who likes comic books and screaming outside for no reason. Relationships are not for children. Also stop telling kids "you're so cute/handsome/beautiful I bet all the boys/girls will be trying to date you!" How about "you're so kind, you have such a great sense of humor." If you want a society that goes more than skin deep you have to change the language and the culture starting at home. -Anonymous

A £5 iced latte a day is £35 a week, £150 a month, £1825 a year. After 10 years.. that’s £18250! Which is still not enough to put a deposit on a house so enjoy your frappé in peace x

Anti-depressants *when it’s hot outside* IMPORTANT information that NO-ONE talks about… a thread 🧵

Adele’s love in the dark never fails to make me cry

@romacarmella Absolute icon

I met my other half 3 years ago at our local climbing wall where he was cheering me on while I was working on my project 🧗🏼‍♀️💕

Rewatching Gilmore Girls (for the millionth time) while on mat leave and Dean is such a pig when he comes home to Lindsay after seeing Rory 🤢

As if I have to wait till Monday for the next #MAFSAU