Graham Pitkin

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Graham Pitkin

Graham Pitkin

@ChonjiGraham

Katılım Ağustos 2013
73 Takip Edilen12 Takipçiler
Freya Von Doom
Freya Von Doom@Freya_Von_Doom·
I haven’t tried Russian pussy yet… tag your favorite Russian babes I’m hungry 😏🍽️😈
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Gary Delaney: On tour
Gary Delaney: On tour@GaryDelaney·
Another joke from a work in progress show that didn’t make it into the new tour. I really like this joke but I could never quite make it work despite lots of tinkering so here it is. My new tour is on the road and is coming somewhere near you (if you’re British or Irish)
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Michelle Moist
Michelle Moist@MichelleMoist·
Does my bum look big in these
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Richard Osman
Richard Osman@richardosman·
The paperback of the fifth 'Thursday Murder Club' novel, #TheImpossibleFortune is nearly here! Pre-order from any of your favourite bookshops!
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Susie Dent
Susie Dent@susie_dent·
Delighted to announce this.
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Mock The Week
Mock The Week@MockTheWeek·
@ChonjiGraham When a show transmits at 9pm any F words in the first 10 minutes should be removed or bleeped
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Mock The Week
Mock The Week@MockTheWeek·
45 minute warning: Series 1 of Mock the Week on TLC ends with a special at 9pm tonight. Best of, out-takes, new stuff…you know the score. Don’t miss it. Oh and thanks to everyone who has watched over the last 9 weeks and helped make our comeback a success. See you again soon 👍
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Daniel Hurst
Daniel Hurst@danielmarkhurst·
Here's how this week's champions fared the last time they were in the #HouseOfGames! It's anybody's game!
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Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr@jimmycarr·
Prank calling a superfan while his wife has a front row seat! Get tour tickets: brnw.ch/21x0V2A
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Jonathan Pie
Jonathan Pie@JonathanPieNews·
Keir Starmer today officially announced he would not fondle Trump's balls.
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Jonathan Pie
Jonathan Pie@JonathanPieNews·
A few days ago we were pussies, he didn't need or want our help and he'd already won this war. Turns out...he's thick as fuck, endangered us all, had no idea what he was getting all us into and, above all, he's a massive cunt. Who knew!
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