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My dog Joey is a lot like 7th grade me: slightly overweight, and after his first lap on the track he'd rather eat grass than finish a mile
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Danny Rosenberg
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Danny Rosenberg
@Chozenberg
Beard-grower, senior copywriter, best friend of @sethrogen @dkleinem @itsjblolz @joshuazack3 and @lrob_23. he/him/his.
Katılım Nisan 2009
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just had to hear the lyric “life is lifing” and i think i’m good with killing myself now
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GREAT JOB NUMBERS, FAR BETTER THAN EXPECTED. IT’S ALREADY WORKING. HANG TOUGH, WE CAN’T LOSE!!!
Donald Trump Truth Social 04/04/25 08:57 AM
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@PopBase Has anyone seen him and @petewentz in the same room
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Ok but why did I get chills when Low by Flo Rida came on at this wedding
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@Chozenberg @KCStar Unlike you, he at least has a brain.
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Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker throws his weight behind Missouri’s Josh Hawley for Senate kansascity.com/news/politics-…
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This just happened to me with Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Seth Vargas@ohsethy
Cinephile’s high is very similar to runner’s high. It’s when you watch a movie that gets you so excited you have to follow that up with another movie, any movie.
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The world if one bowl of cereal wasn’t too little and two bowls wasn’t too much
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Got to meet the greatest writer of all time last night – my Michael Jordan of words, if you will. Thanks for the memory @NifMuhammad @itsJBlolz
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Nobody tells you that when you turn 28 you start sending messages to the friend group chat that sound like your dad sending messages to the family group chat
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@nateschanker It’s gotta be a deeper Miley Cyrus cut than that to get a rise out of me. Maybe delete and repost with Wrecking Ball?
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@Chozenberg No congrats, good song choice, or anything else? Disappointed and sad.
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@EYRHEAD Personally I would swap Green Bay with the Giants and somehow space needs to be made for the Falcons under Captivating but I’m not sure how
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