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A skeleton walks into a bar and ask for a beer and a mop. The bartender looks up and asks, Are you a priest, pastor, or rabbi? Skelton replies Is this a joke?

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Chris Gibson
Chris Gibson@ChriGibs·
One amazing Super Bowl ad will do the trick. The ad starts by looking like a regular Tesla driving though NYC, cut to enable FSD (supervised) and then time lapse a cross country drive from NYC to San Francisco with SpaceX style metrics at the bottom showing miles driven, time spent charging, # of interventions , etc. The end of the commercial cuts to live footage of that car arriving into the stadium, at the start of the halftime show where the performer (maybe Jay-Z) gets out of the car and starts the performance.
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SpaceX@SpaceX·
Falcon lands for the 600th time!
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Philip Johnston
Philip Johnston@PhilipJohnston·
This has to be one of the funniest responses to an FCC filing of all time 🤣🤣🤣
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
TRUMP DID THIS. I heard 2 Canadians next to me complaining about how Trump is making Canada unaffordable. Trump is screwing the world.
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Colleen
Colleen@colleenliedtke·
A Booster transport stand moved to the Ringyard from Sanchez earlier today and is currently sitting in front of MB1. Could the Booster transport stand be for moving Booster 19 to the pad? 📷@NASASpaceflight
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
@GuntherEagleman I married a white liberal woman. They can be reformed. They can wake up. It’s not impossible ❤️
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨CAUTION: White liberal women are deranged and dangerous.
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Chris Gibson@ChriGibs·
State of Washington is playing with this delusion right now. This would create the biggest cooling effect on the Washington economy in decades. They won't just stop at 'Millionaires'. Within 10 years it will be for everyone like all other state income tax states - app.leg.wa.gov/BillSummary/?B…
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Pedro Domingos@pmddomingos·
No income tax in history has ever stopped at just high earners.
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HVAC Barclay@BigDickBarclay·
Watching my wife read the kids a Pippi Longstocking book and muttering “got damn” under my breath when she gets to the pirate costume part
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Chris Gibson@ChriGibs·
No, believe it or not some people can see more than on step in front of them. Once they establish ANY income tax it is far easier to expand its scope. @grok Please provide a quick history of the US Federal Income tax passed in 1913 describing its narrow and limited initial scope and the later expansions to a much broader tax base
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saynoto@saynoto1337·
@WaHouseGOP I'm willing to bet those are bots, or they haven't read the bill and don't realize it is only on adjusted gross of 1 million and above.
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WA House Republicans@WaHouseGOP·
🚨BREAKING: The Washington state income tax bill is officially the most unpopular bill in state history.
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Chris Gibson@ChriGibs·
@CharlesRCherry @WaHouseGOP Oh my summer child... once the thief is in the house, they will take whatever they want. @grok please provide a brief history of the US Federal Income from its small limited scope to what it became over time.
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
@wholemars S and X will always continue to exist in the fleet, just not in production, but it is still a little sad
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Dom Lucre | Stealer of Narratives
🔥🚨BREAKING: Hollywood actor John Leguizamo is demanding Americans who support ICE to unfollow him and stop watching his films
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Chris Gibson@ChriGibs·
@TRHLofficial “I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of America…” - National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
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The Redheaded libertarian
The Redheaded libertarian@TRHLofficial·
I dropped my key fob at MJs game. It was returned to the podium. It’s on a keychain that says “When in the Course of Human events.” This is what unfolded when I went to retrieve it: Woman: Where is this quote from? Me: W: M: W: M: Ghostbusters. W: I knew it sounded familiar.
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Chris Gibson@ChriGibs·
@TRHLofficial Tell us more about this seemingly uneducated but high trust culture that both simultaneously has kindness, honesty, and community values while not fully understanding where those values came from.
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Chris Gibson@ChriGibs·
@MichaelAlbertMD Overlay immigration numbers over the same time period. When we say, import the 3rd world, become the 3rd world, this is part of that equation.
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Chris Gibson@ChriGibs·
@LandauDave He looks like he’s about to get in an argument with Roseanne about the kids.
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Dave Landau@LandauDave·
Somehow the new look appears like he’s unexpectedly meeting Chris Hansen.
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Chris Gibson@ChriGibs·
@mnhouseDFL “Enter through the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the way is broad that leads to destruction, and there are many who enter through it.” Matthew 7:13
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Minnesota House DFL
Minnesota House DFL@mnhouseDFL·
Organizers just confirmed that 50,000+ Minnesotans showed up to march today. 50,000 people. On one of the coldest days in the last decade. Minnesotans couldn’t be more clear: ICE out now.
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Starbase Surfer
Starbase Surfer@cnunezimages·
Best IPA title for this beer WINS 🍻! - January 22, 2026
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Chris Gibson@ChriGibs·
I'm in the sweet spot of that time window. Had He-Man sheets/bedspread and curtains and all the figurines and of course watched the show when it was in original broadcast. Still skeptical about the new movie. Overdone CGI as per the norm these days, questionable actor choices, possible wokism. I'm 50/50 on seeing it in theaters.
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MEAD The 4K💿 Master (Tom Connors)
MEAD The 4K💿 Master (Tom Connors)@ThomasConnorsJr·
If you are younger than 45 or older than 50 you're opinion on the opinions of MOTU fans means fuck all to me.
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