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@MadridXtra Seasons done see yall next season

Lunin saves…

@MadridXtra wtf is pitarch doing

Huge save by Lunin. HUGE.

@symply_blessed @CallmePat_ricia Hoes mad

@CallmePat_ricia The earlier Madrid gets rid of Vinicius the better for the club

Life was so beautiful back then until someone decided to ruin this wonderful project out of jealousy because he was craving for the attention so bad.

@rayl143 @DegurechaffSama Not only Benzema but higuain as well!!. Ronaldo never had a quality striker like Messi had Suarez

@DegurechaffSama Só quem viveu sabe como era irritante a fase que o benzema desaprendeu a fazer gol. Cristiano vai terminar com umas 100 assistências a menos. Perdia gols feitos

Cristiano Ronaldo - Complete Passer (Incomplete passing comp, full 20+ minutes comp in the comments)

@desmond29707 @aymallseven Nah just friends

@MadridXtra this dih riding of the players is gonna get him fired. put sum blame on Carreras man

🚨 Arbeloa: “It’s my fault. The loss is on me 100%.”

@KidCabruh @CantEverDie These words would kill a Victorian child

@CantEverDie Clavicular just seizuremaxxed and started convulsegooning after having his cortisol spiked due to kirkmogging Is emergencymaxxing while ignoring moids more useful than foidfishing in the club?

massive cortisol spike, not good

@jenseism @Wlapperrrrr Literally hasn’t been convicted yet and with the fact that the “accuser” didn’t want to let the police check her phone is fishy

@Wlapperrrrr and is always praising the rapist hakimi

This person right here @/iluvkylian: • racist which makes fun of muslims getting abused • defends a proven pedo • constantly interacts with a israeli = potentional zionist • wishes de@th on vini And that's not even everything... best thing you can do is block him/her/it.

@IlikeLFCndDrugs @JakeLandauTO @Kgothatsoxo 25 replies less than 10 likes

@JakeLandauTO @Kgothatsoxo Bro called it a “pad” 😭😭😭😭😭

Till today I still don’t know what that analog button was used for on the PS 2 controller 😭

Update: we made a pact “if we’re both single in 5 years”

My attractive female friend texted me “fuck it, take me out on a date” got my reaction and then hit me with “April Fools!”

@fayesalihou @kb_Egzon Jajajaja

@kb_Egzon Sans effort les mecs

Le public : « Qui ne saute pas est musulman » Carvajal sur le banc :

@sastrekane7 @toniemcee

@toniemcee Que se inventen penaltis JAAJJAAJAJAJAJ QUE ASCO DAN LOS TRAMPOSOS MACHO

Ancelotti copiando las tácticas que usaba en el Madrid: Balones a Vini y que invente.

@Conan_GW No sean pendejos si está lesionado. El está en Arabia. Pa que va querer ir a usa y no a México en vez de reposar de la lesión. además esa cuenta siempre publica cosas sin verificar.

Verga, si esto es real no se como sentirme como Mexicano... osea litera, no quiso vernir we jaja, digo , no lo culpo pero que culero se siente jaja

@mellamobraulio @Seergiot3ck Puro penal jajaja

@Seergiot3ck Jajajaja Simón, por eso Raúl Jiménez superó a chicharito en premiere, próximamente en selección, tiene más ligas y fue más determinante

El fútbol mexicano tardó 17 AÑOS en encontrar otro delantero que rompiera los récords de Chicharito. Y cómo le pagas? Dejándolo fuera del Mundial por un naturalizado de 28 años que en unos años probablemente termine en la liga argentina y nadie volverá a saber nada de él.

@sachiinaut @kriezmannn @Timzblazee3 @ReshadFCB @monfortcarlos goddamn, last time I checked he was 24 lol. Either way he’s still young, he’s def worth the 150m price tag

@Chris002fade @kriezmannn @Timzblazee3 @ReshadFCB @monfortcarlos He is 26 pal

🚨 JUST IN: Atletico doesn’t want to sell Julian to Barcelona. If they do sell him, they’d rather sell to a foreign team. Arsenal and PSG among those monitoring. @monfortcarlos #Transfers 🇦🇷📞

@sachiinaut @kriezmannn @Timzblazee3 @ReshadFCB @monfortcarlos Treble winner and wc winner player at 24 they def will

@kriezmannn @Timzblazee3 @ReshadFCB @monfortcarlos No one is paying 150M for Alvarez.

@lxlvsh0t @ohfold Nbs 🤣

@ohfold Lost me at rakai dawg wtf ?????????

Prime Kanye is back Clav is in jail Che dropped grails Mario Judah return Rakai went live Peak day.

@MadridXtra @FabrizioRomano We don’t want him

🚨 @FabrizioRomano: “Enzo Fernández did NOT deny an interest from Real Madrid. He’s just denying negotiations for now. Real Madrid are currently holding internal talks on midfielders. It’ll be clear in the next months which type of midfielder they’ll go for. Me, you, Enzo, will have to wait. It’s not like Vitinha who closed the door, Enzo said I’m not having contacts with Real Madrid NOW, which is DIFFERENT.” 👀

@ugdrays @updatlyfe @irinyans There’s an Arabic saying

@updatlyfe @irinyans well yes

@MadridXtra unsavable goal tbh

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