Chris Brausch
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Chris Brausch
@ChrisBrausch
Professional bushman, amateur linguist. Likes to take long romantic walks on the beach looking for weird shit to eat.
Thames, New Zealand Katılım Kasım 2022
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If you think the World Cup is really rigged in favour of Argentina and Messi, go ahead and bet your entire net worth on them winning the final. Stop chatting shit online and put your money where your mouth is.
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@pegobry_en Not sure where this silly conversation started but my 2 cents/tuppence...0°C, water freezes. 100°C, water boils. Two crucially important temperatures which influence nearly every practical process. End of story.
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Celsius is superior to Fahrenheit and I’m tired of pretending this is a debate.
Celsius feels like temperature was designed by an human being who walks outside, feels the air, and says, “Yeah, that makes sense.”
Zero is freezing. 40 is brutally hot.
22 is comfortable. 25 is warm.
The numbers feel like what they are describing.
Fahrenheit feels like it was designed by a committee of people who hate joy and want every conversation about the weather to sound like a chemistry lab.
“It’s 70 degrees outside.”
What does that even mean to a normal person? Am I wearing shorts? Am I grabbing a jacket?
Nobody knows. You need a conversion chart and a government employee standing next to you explaining the vibes.
Celsius gives you range. That’s the point. It gives you more numbers for the temperatures human beings actually live in. You can feel the difference between 20, 22, 25, and 28. Those numbers matter. Celsius lets you describe the world with precision without having to use high numbers like a lunatic.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸@creation247
Fahrenheit is superior to Celsius and I’m tired of pretending this is a debate. Fahrenheit feels like temperature was designed by an human being who walks outside, feels the air, and says, “Yeah, that makes sense.” Zero is freezing. 100 is brutally hot. 70 is comfortable. 80 is warm. The numbers feel like what they are describing. Celsius feels like it was designed by a committee of people who hate joy and want every conversation about the weather to sound like a chemistry lab. “It’s 22 degrees outside.” What does that even mean to a normal person? Am I wearing shorts? Am I grabbing a jacket? Nobody knows. You need a conversion chart and a government employee standing next to you explaining the vibes. Fahrenheit gives you range. That’s the point. It gives you more numbers for the temperatures human beings actually live in. You can feel the difference between 68, 72, 76, and 80. Those numbers matter. Fahrenheit lets you describe the world with more precision without having to break into decimals like a lunatic. And here’s the other thing... Celsius is connected to the metric cult energy that came out of the French Revolution. And the French Revolution was evil. Both of the Revolution were to rip out tradition, faith, monarchy, hierarchy, the Church, the calendar, the clock, and anything that reminded man he was not God. CELSIUS IS INHERENTLY EVIL So yes, Celsius may be useful if you’re boiling water in a lab. Congratulations. But Fahrenheit is for living LIFE because Fahrenheit is for walking outside and instantly knowing what kind of day you’re about to have. 100 means hot. 70 means beautiful. Zero means don’t go outside unless you have a death wish. That’s a real system.
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@afshineemrani Funny it's considered 'eccentric'. I know eating like that as eating as Mum and Nana cooked for us, aka normal people.
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I'm a cardiologist. Erling Haaland just scored twice to knock Brazil out of the World Cup. And the fuel behind the freight train is the most fascinating nutrition story in sports — because it quietly rejects almost everything the "performance nutrition" industry sells.
No protein powders. No shakes. No engineered supplements. Just real food — around 6,000 calories a day of it.
Beef heart. Beef liver. Tomahawk steaks. Sea bass. Eggs on sourdough. Raw honey. And milk he drives to a Cheshire farm to buy fresh from grass-fed cows.
He said it plainly in his documentary: "People say meat is unhealthy. Which meat? The one from McDonald's — or the local cow eating grass right over there?"
That distinction is the whole thing. And as a cardiologist, it's the distinction I wish every patient understood.
Here's the science under the eccentricity.
Organ meats — heart and liver — are the most nutrient-dense foods on earth. Beef liver is arguably nature's original multivitamin: staggering levels of B12, folate, vitamin A, copper, and iron in a form your body absorbs far better than any pill. Beef heart is loaded with CoQ10 — the exact cellular-energy molecule I recommend to patients, the one statins deplete, the one that powers every heartbeat. Our ancestors prized these organs and ate the muscle meat second. We reversed it, then wondered why we needed supplements.
His food philosophy, in his own words: "Eat real, with as few ingredients as possible." That is, essentially, the entire evidence base for cardiovascular nutrition compressed into six words.
Now — the honest caveats, because I'm a physician, not a hype man.
6,000 calories works for Haaland because he's a 6'4" elite athlete burning through it across a 50-game season. For a sedentary adult, that's a fast track to metabolic disease. Copy the principle, not the portion.
Raw milk carries genuine infection risk — the CDC and European food agencies warn against it, and I don't recommend it for most people. Grass-fed and pasteurized captures nearly all the benefit without the danger.
And that much red meat isn't automatically optimal for everyone. Your ApoB, your Lp(a), your genetics, your metabolic health all determine how your body handles saturated fat. I've written about this — same diet, different DNA, different arteries.
But strip away the extremes and Haaland is teaching a lesson worth learning: the "performance nutrition" aisle is largely a marketing invention. The most powerful fuel on earth isn't in a tub. It's food your great-grandmother would recognize.
There's a detail I love most. Despite earning £525,000 a week, he still cooks his own food. And before big home games, he eats his father's homemade lasagne — the same father, a former Premier League player, whose legacy he told himself as a boy he'd surpass. The man he's trying to eclipse is still in the kitchen, feeding the monster he helped build.
Talent gets you noticed. Discipline in what you put in your body — every single day, when no one's watching — is what turns a gifted kid into the machine that ran through Brazil.
Most people will just watch the goals and say "he's built different."
He is. Because he decided to build himself that way — one plate of real food at a time.
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🤯 Listen to this extraordinary exchange between Camilla Tominey and Labour’s Health Secretary James Murray. It is genuinely jaw-dropping.
Camilla: “You’re quite pro-trans, aren’t you? Do you think a woman can have a penis? Because you did previously?”
Murray: “No, I don’t.”
Camilla: “So you’ve changed your mind?”
Murray: “Yes.”
Camilla: “Why?”
Murray stumbles. He says he’s been thinking about the issue over recent years and would not now say trans women are women.
Camilla hits back: “You must have known that before. You are very well educated. How on earth can you have previously thought that a woman can have a penis?”
He had no real answer. Because there isn’t one.
This is not some backbench MP. This is the Secretary of State for Health, the man responsible for the entire NHS, puberty blocker policy, women’s health services, and child safeguarding.
He spent years either believing or pretending to believe that biological sex is fluid and that women can have penises. Only now, when the Cass Review, court rulings, and public opinion have made that position politically toxic, has he magically “changed his mind”.
Think about the damage done while he held that view. The eroded women’s rights. The confused children fast-tracked toward hormones and surgery. The female prisoners and athletes forced to share spaces with biological males. All enabled or ignored by senior Labour figures like him.
This level of ideological delusion at the very top of government is not just embarrassing, it is dangerous. Basic biology should never have been up for debate, let alone something a Health Secretary had to “evolve” on.
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@Footballtweet Wow. Crazy each quarter final will be continent specific. 2 fully European games, 1 fully South American and 1 African.
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🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: The quarter-finals of the World Cup are almost set:
🇪🇸 Spain vs. Belgium 🇧🇪
🇫🇷 France vs. Morocco 🇲🇦
🇳🇴 Norway vs. England 🏴
Who will join them tomorrow?
Argentina and Colombia is my guess.
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@MyLordBebo He alsi couldn't see she was a cop, her face was up aginst his, all he saw was an angry woman yelling in his face.
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🇬🇧🚨‼️ PERSPECTIVE ANALYSIS:
The British lad had not seen the cops coming and thought he was being attacked, as someone had just punched him from behind one second earlier.
Yet, the cops used the “we haven’t seen the attack” as an excuse for attacking this guy and still chose to press charges.
The very same argument does not apply to the poor guy.
Two tier justice on display
Lord Bebo@MyLordBebo
🇬🇧 The guy with the camera was able to react and film the event. He was further away than the cops. Now the cops say they haven’t seen the attack? And continue to press charges against the white guy?
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@triffic_stuff_ If you are small then you have to rely on excessive violence to have a physical effect. Large people (mostly men) can rely on their size to more calmly control offenders. Most women are too small. We need bigger cops, not more smaller ones.
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What on earth is this female police officer doing?! 🤨
This female officer clearly lacks the emotional control to be a police officer. They are trained to stay calm, de-escalate tensions and remain in control. Everything she is not. Running around screaming at kids, totally out of control and emotional, then pepper spraying them? Yeah, I’m sure that’s straight from the police training handbook 🙃
UNN@UnityNewsNet
The incident with the female cop in Birmingham isn't a new one. Remember the cop from 'Lesbiannannagate'? They are taught to hate.
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@TooWhiteToTweet The thing about being small (and most women are) is that to be effective in restraint you have to be proactive and overly violent. Big male cops can afford to sit back a little and be more premeditated. If we keep hiring small cops, this will continue to occur.
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In reality, the officers witnessed multiple Black men initiate an assault against a White man.
A girlcop then immediately rushed in and assaulted the White victim as he picked himself up off the ground.
The White victim instinctively reacted to the girlcop's blindside assault before he could even identify her as a girlcop - and he stopped instantly once he saw what she was. He swung his arm around her precious little head, and she was unscathed.
Police then proceeded to arrest the White assault victim, who they themselves had also assaulted, and the Black males that the police witnessed assault the White victim were allowed to carry on about their business.
Then, despite this all being on crystal clear video for the entire world to see, the Birmingham Police have the audacity to follow it up with this statement:
"The incident has been reviewed, and we have no concerns over the officer's actions and we are satisfied that they were reasonable and proportionate in the circumstances. We would ask that footage is not further shared to allow the legal process to take its course."
They have no concerns over their girlcop attacking the White victim of a Black-on-White gang attack, arresting that White victim, and allowing the multiple Black attackers to go free. But they want you to stop sharing the video of what they did.
YOU'RE the problem. Not them.
This, exactly one month after the now-infamous Henry Nowak bodycam footage was released.
Reality has surpassed dystopian fiction, and all this anti-White system does is double, triple, and quadruple down on it. White people are universal punching bags, and other Whites in positions of authority are universally comfortable using that authority to abuse their own kin, believing, perhaps, that it will be enough to absolve them of their own original sin of Whiteness.
This state of affairs is sick beyond words, and no words that can be spoken within the terms of service would effectively convey what's truly deserved by every last minion participating in this anti-White war.
Birmingham Police@BrumPolice
We are aware of footage showing the arrest of a man after a disorder on Broad Street at 1.30am on 21 June. Officers found a group of men fighting. As the incident was dealt with, an officer was punched. One man was arrested and charged with assaulting a police officer.
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@cpscott16 The biggest problem with engrained Russophobia is the 'stupid Russians' trope...you can make the most ridiculous sh!t up and normies just soak it up.
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There’s no way Russia is this stupid. Even if Article 5 cracks, understand that Poland is probably the only country in Europe that could roll its military all the way to Moscow.
This is not the Poland of World War II. The Poles are not to be fucked with. They’ve spent the last generation building a military specifically designed to counter Russia.
If Russia really wanted to test NATO’s Article 5 commitments, they’d do it against Estonia. Poland doesn’t need Article 5 to wreck Russia’s shit.
Anton Gerashchenko@Gerashchenko_en
US intelligence warns that Russia is planning an armed provocation on Polish territory within the next few months, potentially involving missile or drone strikes on strategic sites. According to Polish security services, Russia could launch drone attacks on critical infrastructure, including power plants, or stage simulated airstrikes designed to force Poland to activate its air defense systems. The authorities also do not rule out the possibility of a limited ground incursion by Russian troops across the border from Belarus or from the Kaliningrad region. Source: The Telegraph
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@SportsPatriotUS There is a certain...er..subset? of society that prefers the recklessness and selective accountabity you describe - the same one that bases its sense of humour on making fun of people's misfortune. The culture clash is evident here.
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What we are finally seeing in the WNBA is a massive professionalism gap.
Caitlin Clark continues to handle almost every situation with grace, restraint, and maturity.
She keeps showing up, taking the high road, and acting like the adult in the room.
Meanwhile, far too many people around this league keep proving they are not ready for the spotlight Caitlin brought them.
Instead of demanding a higher standard, the league keeps tolerating the same nonsense and then acting offended when fans notice.
A serious league does not normalize reckless contact, public jealousy, passive-aggressive media games, weak leadership, and selective accountability.
A serious league does not punish the people who speak up while making excuses for the people who keep crossing the line.
Caitlin Clark is operating like a franchise-level professional.
Too much of the WNBA is still operating like a protected clique that cannot handle being scrutinized.
If this league wants to be taken seriously, it has to start acting serious.
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Being European is a bit like being in the United States Army.
In the Army you are completely accustomed to and essentially numb to being uncomfortable and inconvenienced by incompetent systems all the time, systems that you can do nothing about.
Europe is the exact same way, and Europeans are so used to it, they really don’t understand how bad it is.
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The AC debate reveals a fundamental difference between Europe and the US. Europe tends to see problems through a zero-sum lens, while the US is more likely to focus on expanding capacity and finding ways to produce more.
Europe: “AC uses too much electricity? We should use it less.”
US: “AC uses too much electricity? We should get more power.”
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@amandatalks__ The same story here in Australia. Everyone did it hard here until AC..life then would have been unbearable for most modern people, and it's not like every waking moment is comfortable now..I work outdoors in 42°C regularly in Summer. It just makes life enjoyable and not a battle.
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this is why the air conditioning debate bothers me so much: I grew up going on vacation with my family to Vail, Colorado most years. We went in both the winter & summer. When I was really young, there was no air conditioning in most places out there. Today, ~20-25 years later, virtually everywhere has air conditioning.
There was no massive public outcry and debate about whether or not the mountain cities should allow air conditioning. Colorado is one of the greenest states in the country and they don't freak out about the environmental impacts of adding air conditioning en masse. The grid is fine. They simply progressed and put air conditioning in.
The Europeans could do the same thing. The same people who have been freaking out about 'climate change' for the last 20 years are the least prepared for it. All they've done in all of these years about climate change is lecture people and act morally superior. People in Europe don't die from climate change during heat waves, they die because certain areas of Europe refuse to adapt to the changing climate.
And they lose their minds when you tell them this, as evidenced by a lot of these replies.
amanda@amandatalks__
I don’t want to hear a single European talk about their free healthcare until they put air conditioning in their stupid hospitals
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@ZubyMusic I haven't met an anti-AC Australian. Even the woketards seem to just leave that one be here.
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@MarkGottlieb Agreed. I mean, it is up to the player to give himself a margin of error and he doesn't, stiff sh!t.
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If you make the margin of error 30mm then people will whinge about decisions that are 31mm or 29mm. If it’s 80mm then the same for 79mm or 81mm. The margin of error won’t stop people complaining.
Jaraparilla 🇾🇪 🇵🇸 🇱🇧@jaraparilla
Maybe the solution to VAR is to have a more human "margin of error"? So if a player's toe is 1mm offside, that's not enough to overturn the referee's decision (because no referee could be expected to detect that). VAR should only overturn decision that are CLEARLY wrong.
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@Savakzadeh If you watched the Egypt vs NZ game it was obvious the 3 UAE match officials were helping other Muslims too. Blatent religious bias.
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Islamic Republic state TV celebrated the overtime goal by Algeria on Austria, saying "Allah is rewarding us" and "muslims save other muslims"
However just a few seconds later Austria scored another goal which eliminated the IRGC team😂🤣 🤣
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@GlobalUpdates24 Better than being the only country to attend an Olympics while also killing other olympians.
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BREAKING –
US becomes the first country in the world to host a team at the FIFA World Cup and bоmb that team's country on the same day
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Israel made peace with Egypt in 1979, and hasn’t attacked it since.
Israel made peace with Jordan in 1994, and hasn’t attacked it since.
Saudi Arabia never attacked Israel, and Israel hasn’t attacked Saudi.
Maybe Israel just defends itself against enemy belligerents.
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@EYakoby All I saw Iranian team excelling at was taking a dive. They were the most motivated cheats of any team I've watched.
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A bunch of teams were eliminated.
A bunch of teams didn’t even qualify for the World Cup.
If the press is this bias in its writing on the World Cup, just imagine how bias it is on the war.
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@BowesChay He knows the ins and outs of Ukrainian manpower, surely that counts for something.
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Starmer's masterplan: Fail upwards into NATO's top job
After getting absolutely torched by his own party, cabinet walkouts, 80+ Labour MPs demanding he go, and losing 1,500 council seats, Keir Starmer finally cried his way out of Number 10.
Now, The Observer tells us the man who couldn't run Britain wants to run NATO from 2028. His big qualifications? Pocket-dialling Zelensky by accident and being best mates with the European elite.
Classic. Destroy your country at home, then get promoted to push the forever war in Ukraine from the big chair.
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