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@asj519 Guess they should’ve lowered their standards huh…worshipping them whites, didn’t workout too good huh 🤔

For those asking, this is the tweet the Secretary of Agriculture shared on Friday after I had been already been placed on non-disciplinary, paid, admin leave. Sharing the doxxing led by LibsofTiktok

@asj519 @USDA 🤔 Hmmmmmm... This you? Well I'll be damn 🤷🏾‍♂️

@WurzelRoot GTFOH LMAO

Dave Portnoy turns red with rage and screams "HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKING JEWS HAVE TO BE KILLED BEFORE YOU STOP" in insane meltdown after threatening an employee's job for suggesting that Jew jokes shouldn't result in prison time "Legalize comedy," huh bud

@emannymusic y’all ever gone check Parks for his constant interruptions on M4 stories or just at all lol? If anyone is gone do it, it’s gotta be you lbs

@BlasianBit To be so Loud and be wrong is crazy. Yo ass don’t even wanna try and peep how dumb you sound. You shouldn’t be so scared to admit you sounded dumb af. Ijs

Keith Lee going to all the celebrity spots then upset he getting treated like a celebrity is wild to me…

@imressi 😅holy shit dood

@CengageLearning why is taking almost an hour every time i call to get a person on the phone?

@andrewschulz You don’t watch basketball enough. Kids weren’t flopping before Lebron. He made it cool to be that good and flop. AAU kids especially flop way more now. Steph has kids pulling up from half court. Both changed the game.

Bare minimum Steph is the most impactful player since Jordan (maybe since Iverson). He changed the way the game is played by everyone. Lebron did not do that.

@topler @JustinM250 @notluckysburner @SeanFennessey I thought he found the address he was going to for dinner, so he’s on the same path to the house would be my guess? But even that’s a stretch lol

@JustinM250 @ChrisDHouse @notluckysburner @SeanFennessey Also why was the guy with LMG randomly in traffic jam Barry was speeding down? Wild coincidence but made for cool tv. Sometimes I guess you have to roll with it. It was very cool

Tonight’s BARRY is what separates it from almost every other show on TV: truly thrilling filmmaking. Here’s Bill Hader breaking down the action-packed episode 6. open.spotify.com/episode/0QZ1BM…

@JustinM250 @notluckysburner @SeanFennessey Bro. Barry literally had a Batman moment and just couldn’t be hit by any bullet from like 4 different shooters. One shooter being 4ft away with a damn LMG…naw that was just silly and a wtf kinda moment in my opinion

@ChrisDHouse @notluckysburner @SeanFennessey The whole point was that those guys sucked. They messed everything up.

@JoeListComedy No way you got on here with 80k plus followers and ruined a movie like that. No way you hate your life that much smh

How the hell do you kill off Maverick?? Terrible ending! #TopGun

@joyceeng61 So nobody thought the chase scene was over done? Not even a tad lol. These Fuchs storyline is getting tired

I’ve watched the last 10 minutes of tonight’s Barry no fewer than six times and am definitely gonna watch it live. Give Bill Hader the directing Emmy

@notluckysburner @SeanFennessey That scene was kinda stupid and pointless. Like a guy is shouting at him 2ft away with a LMG and can’t hit anything? When tf did Barry become Batman, Ijs

@SeanFennessey the motorcycle chase scene. jesus.

@JoyTaylorTalks Gaaahd damn smh

nothing quite like south beach. 🌊

@tomsegura You keep calling this man wife a bitch like it’s funny. There’s no humor in that. I pray you cross paths with Will Smith and keep this energy. You doing a lot for the internet

The bitch BEEN bald. Jokes about it or her are FINE. It was tame AF. You super sensitive about it? Buy a FUCKIN WIG

Now THATS funny. All these other comedians are tryin waaaay to hard

@tomsegura You wouldn’t say that shit to his face tough guy.

Fuck Will Smith's candy ass smacking a dude 4 inches shorter and 50lbs lighter. He's just in his feelings cause his bald headed bitch been fuckin around on him for years and he takes it. We all know who he wishes he could slap. #CuckWill

The slap was of course wrong Will is nuts but the people who pushed for the Iraq war and torture and private prisons acting aghast at violence is just somewhat funny

Republicans who seem not to be able to handle a slap seem to shrug off school shootings just fine.

Duncan Robinson when UD and Jimmy Butler start fighting.