Chris Graham

@mjfree Couldn't carry a tune in a bucket......

Holy Hell — this is the White House 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

@JohnMartinComic @VoiceOfAnfield Phil Easton and him have the same Anfield voice!👍

Watching the great @VoiceOfAnfield on TV in Germany. Great that George! Come on you mighty red men #YNWA #LFC

@JohnMartinComic @LFC Shouldn't have let Harry go in the first place! 😶👍

When I become the next @LFC manager, my first signings would be Harry Wilson and that young sub who came on for Bosnia last night and scored the winning penalty. Great players them to replace Salah and creativity in midfield. I should have the job! #YNWA

@OWS1892 @IsabelOakeshott Back of the net.....!!!!🤣👍

@IsabelOakeshott "Here"? What do you mean "here"? You're not "here", you're there.

🛑Lovely news, and I can see what a big opportunity this is for you, but how are you all going to support yourselves once you are here?

@JohnSimpsonNews ....but look at that grammar....obviously a wrong'un!

Here’s another anonymous plonker who X will no doubt say has a perfect right to express his opinions.

@Toffeewolfie @reid6peter I'm glad someone else said it - I thought she was his younger sister....that was a tough paper round Peter had!

@reid6peter She looks younger than you Peter... You must be so proud of her....as she is of you...

Happy Mother’s Day💙

@ZoeJardiniere @ColinBrazierTV Eric Clapton's lovechild......

@ColinBrazierTV But hang on a couple days ago weren’t you crying about the supposed Arab takeover of Oxford street? Get your racist ramblings straight you silly old goat. Or better yet just pipe down - your public audition for relevance in the Reform party is embarrassing us all.

The Gorton/Denton by-election was a potential wake-up call for a MSM which sees multiculturalism through the lens of London (a city where the multitude of nationalities is such that, generally, no-one immigrant culture predominates). But with a handful of honourable exceptions (Matthew Syed of The Sunday Times and Annabel Denham of the Telegraph) the opportunity to understand has been missed. Most of the MSM still don’t want to engage with some of the inescapable realities of life on the ground in Gorton and scores of constituencies like it; where there is deteriorating stand-off between a dejected white working class and an - often - increasingly intolerant and assertively territorial Pakistani-heritage population. As Syed rightly acknowledges, an irresistible process of Balkanisation now obtains in whole swathes of urban Britain. It ought to be the most important story the MSM could consider. And yet it continues to be deliberately and wilfully ignored.

@ArtyBagger @Matt_Pinner I think all people of my age have scored 20!

@Matt_Pinner I score 19. I don’t understand the first one.

7 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?🤔

@LiamGranby @markgoldbridge @LiamGranby Spot on!!!! 👍

@markgoldbridge slot going nowhere you clearly know nothing about liverpool cus we never sacked a manager who's won the league plus we not man you we back our mangers an give them time

Slot Out for Alonso anyone?

@tomst7 @reformexposed @jim_thfc Ha....beat me to it!😄👍

@reformexposed @jim_thfc Reminds me of the Stewart Lee bit. Quality. youtu.be/Y38pbfJ4i_U?si…

As Hillsborough is trending, it's important to remind people that Reform UK's Deputy Chair is Paul Nuttall. Paul Nuttall once lied about having lost close friends in the tragedy. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

@SangitaMyska 😶

I fully expect Keir Starmer, an expert in international law, to swiftly condemn Trump’s illegal bombing and kidnapping of Maduro while acknowledging that the Venezuelan President is a corrupt authoritarian. Any minute now. Any second. Just give it a beat…

@slinkywong @80s_Kidz ....but he did have a daughter in the 80's group Toto Coelo! 👍

@80s_Kidz ahh bob holness, the guy who did not play the saxaphone on baker street (if you know you know the gag)

The Blockbusters hand jive🤔😂

@JoJoFromJerz @RepJackKimble Scott Baio in Hedda Gabler

@RepJackKimble What’s next, Kid Rock in Jesus Christ Superstar? 😂😂😂😂😂

Just got my tickets to see Kevin Sorbo as Willy Loman in Death of a Salesman at the Trump-Kennedy Center.

@CL_Meadows I think calling something "my truth" wouldn't stand up in court! 😶

Just finished the Salt Path Scandal on Sky Documentaries. This pair of shithouses

@IanDoyleSport FFS

2-1

Corner for Wolves. #LFC very slow at the start of this half...

@DrMarianaClaire @sciencegirl .....it is a bit anaemic!🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@sciencegirl The cooker to cook that food properly.

What’s missing

@DrMarianaClaire @IAmBritishReal @wsebag 🤣🤣🤣🎄🎄🎄🎄

@IAmBritishReal You really are as thick as shit. This video was made by the comedian Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) to parody false claims that Christmas has been cancelled in London.

British man points out all the subtle changes that show the Muslim mayor of London Sadiq Khan is trying to erase Christmas. Disgraceful.

@SangitaMyska @BylineTimes @OborneTweets Adrian Chiles has let himself go..

Had a fun night at the ⁦@BylineTimes⁩ Christmas Party. The magazine has had a year of brilliant scoops - so much to celebrate! The first person I bumped into was its columnist ⁦@OborneTweets⁩ whose book ‘Complict’ has become a bestseller - so cheers all around! 🎉

@supertanskiii 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

It’s never truly Christmas until you see the “leave it, Tone, he’s not worth it” card.

@BBCNews Bloody Hell...Poor bloke!

Former England batter Robin Smith dies aged 62 bbc.in/48HH2Yx