Chris Gaskin

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Chris Gaskin

@ChrisGaskin

Vancouver based stand-up comedian.

Vancouver, BC Katılım Ocak 2009
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Chris Gaskin@ChrisGaskin·
I feel obligated to post this, and I'm probably far from the first, but... Chuck Norris didn't die, he just went to have "a talk" with God.
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Chris Gaskin@ChrisGaskin·
The ball bounced off of a helmet, before it was caught, so how the hell was that an ineligible receiver penalty?! #CFL #GreyCup
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Gabriel Morency@sportsrage·
The @theScore talent was epic . they had so many stars all day from cabbie to tim sid . kouleas and ludzy . me cam ricahard sarah . was so ahead of tiime . we wrre HUGE . we were ahead of time with betting on tv but suits always hated us .
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Gabriel Morency@sportsrage·
Epic night. It really was. Thanks to everyone who came out!!
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Chris Gaskin@ChrisGaskin·
Tried to "Shop The Show" as suggested on the @AEW #AllInTexas broadcast. I don't think this is what they meant.
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Chris Gaskin@ChrisGaskin·
Hey @bryanalvarez, I understand wanting to monetize your site. In fact, I'm 100% behind that. However, I can't even close this, making your site completely unnavigable.
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Chris Gaskin@ChrisGaskin·
Watching the clip of @russvought refusing to answer a simple yes or no question asked by @BernieSanders. I don't know what the "Hon." on his nameplate stands for, but it clearly doesn't mean honorable. Why couldn't you just answer the question, Russ?
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Chris Gaskin@ChrisGaskin·
Tonight I'm hosting #Comedy at Galaxie Public House in #WhiteRock. Show starts at 8pm. The hilarious Syd Bosel headlines. If you're looking for last minute plans in the #southsurrey area, come out.
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Chris Gaskin@ChrisGaskin·
The @TimHortons at Broadway and Laurel is literally the worst. Ordered a flatbread pizza at 3:23, it's now 3:53 and just got it. What does it take to get the regional manager here to see what the hell is going on. It's infuriating!
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Chris Gaskin@ChrisGaskin·
The last time I had an issue like this was at the end of May. When it took 16 minutes to get an Iced Capp. When I inquired about the amount of time it took, I didn't hear "Sorry for the delay," or, "We're working on, thanks for your patience." Nope. It was, "You have to wait."
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Chris Gaskin@ChrisGaskin·
This absurdity isn't even to mention the fact that the doughnut case is damn near empty. I mean, being this close to a major hospital, you'd think you'd want this to be a flagship franchise spot. If there were any level of competency they'd be printing money.
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Chris Gaskin@ChrisGaskin·
Flying commercial sucks now. They gouge you every chance they get. The customer service and experience is awful. To hell with the environment, my ultimate goal now is to make enough money that I can fly private.
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Chris Gaskin@ChrisGaskin·
Also, I booked through a third party and was unaware that my ticket didn't allow carry-on. That's right, my ticket doesn't allow carry-on! I had to pay pretty much half the cost of the flight to check my bag. I'm allowed a "personal item" which is a Dollarama bag.
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Chris Gaskin@ChrisGaskin·
I was literally near the front of the security checkpoint line when we were redirected to a different security checkpoint, following an employee like cattle to the slaughter. On the plus side, it's the closest I'll get to being in an F1 Safety Car parade.
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Chris Gaskin@ChrisGaskin·
Flying used to be fun. You'd dress up, because you were flying. Now most travellers are dressed like they're going to the gym. There used to be flight attendants who were so good you'd think they wanted to sleep with you.
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