Chris Gast

@3YearLetterman Gambling

The on-campus game experience is college football’s best and most unique feature. No other sport, college or pro, has anything remotely like that If we’re just going play these games in a sterile, domed neutral site that fans hate, then what the hell is the point of this sport?

@49ers Nothing says football like pederasty!

Today, we honor Harvey Milk — a San Francisco icon who believed that hope, courage, and community could change the world. As a Bay Area team, we're proud to carry forward the spirit of a city that has always stood for belonging, equality, and inclusion. His legacy lives in all of us. Happy Harvey Milk Day.

This might be an insensitive thing to say but why didn’t LEGO Bruce Wayne just rebuild his parents?

@Hitchslap1 This test is gauche

You can literally test someone’s IQ in 90 seconds by asking them to pronounce 50 words. The more they get correct, the higher their IQ.

Matthew Stafford boasts one of the most impressive accomplishments amongst active players today: he’s a Georgia football alum who has never been arrested for moving violations.

3rd graders at the classroom pencil sharpener with a brand new Ticonderoga No. 2

You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts.

@NickFreiling @JDesqOH That he's part of their club, and not the Catholic club.

@JDesqOH Signaling what?

People like to dump on Colbert's faith, but he's one of few people in his orbit to speak so openly about what he believes. I've appreciated his comments over the years. Maybe you think he's a hypocrite. Fine. But it's really not a diss to say that a late-night host doesn't sound like a Dominican friar when he talks about his Catholic faith.

The best part of little league is seeing which kids are the ball players, and which kids are the dirt players... "Look at that subtle off-brown coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my gosh, it even has a pebble."

Independents act like they are a majority, and everyone nods their heads in polite company about that, but they are in fact not. ;)

@AlexanderFisher @PatriotPostGirl Right. Life is misery for them, so killing becomes compassionate release.

@PatriotPostGirl In upside down leftist clown world death isn't violence. Words are violence.

The Lansing lefties aren’t satisfied just killing babies anymore. Now, they’ve introduced legislation for assisted suicide, which they call “death with dignity.” Michigan dems want to take you out at the beginning and at the end.

Democrats Push Assisted Suicide Bills in Michigan, Sparking Fierce Backlash From Right to Life #michigan #democrats #suicide michigannewssource.com/2026/05/democr…

@mikmorin @MINewsSource Because if the Dems win majorities in November, they'll rubber stamp this.

@MINewsSource Why say democrats are pushing this? Doesn’t the dumb fuck law maker have a name? Just say a whole group is false narrative.

@Dan_Jeffries1 Chinese grandmas? Do you hear yourself?

Eric Schmidt should’ve stopped mid-speech and said: “Fine. Boo AI. But make your next Preply class Chinese, because the civilization cheering this stuff is not waiting for you to finish your campus struggle session.” China’s grandmas are lining up to install AI tools. Chinese developers are shipping open-source models like their hair is on fire. Their public is overwhelmingly positive about AI (83% feel positive about the future while in the west we are circling the drain around 30%). Their companies are moving fast, copying fast, improving fast, innovating fast, deploying fast. And in America? Our most educated children boo the mere mention of the most important technology since electricity. Why? Because our AI leadership class has spent three years doing the dumbest possible PR campaign in the history of technology. One half of them tells everyone AI will kill them. The other half tells everyone AI will take every white-collar job in 18 months. Then the closed-model cartel runs to DC whispering that ordinary people cannot be trusted with powerful open-source AI, that the future must be locked behind a handful of corporate APIs, safety boards, export controls, permission slips, and East India Company monopolies. And everyone acts shocked when the kids hate it. You told them AI means unemployment. You told them AI means extinction. You told them AI means no future. Then you walk onto a graduation stage and say “AI” and wonder why they boo. This is what strategic suicide looks like. The country that taught the world to love computers, the internet, open source, startups, hackers, builders, weirdos, tinkerers, and permissionless innovation is now teaching its children to fear the next platform shift. Meanwhile China looked at AI and said: deploy it, open it, copy it, improve it, integrate it, normalize it. We looked at AI and said: regulate it, monopolize it, catastrophize it, litigate it, protest the datacenters, ban the open models, blame every layoff on it, then act mystified when the public thinks it’s a demon machine. NIMYBs are moving from blocking housing to blocking datacenters. The same folks that stopped nuclear, the cleanest energy we have, are now joining hands with the NIMYBs. The hard right nationalists in Bannon and the hard left socialists in Bernie are joining hands in a new American party with mad Max Tegmark spending billions to terrify children about AI. Wonder what they'll call themselves? Maybe the National Socialists? The West does not have an AI capability problem. It has an AI civilizational-confidence problem. And if we keep telling our kids that the future is something to boo, don’t be surprised when the future answers back in Mandarin.

Hayden Panettiere's publicist is leaning a little too hard into the "bad publicity is still publicity" concept...

He’s upset and walking around the kitchen, make his pants pocket catch on a drawer handle.

writer: ok im writing a sequel to the bible, ai comes and that’s the end of days. im naming the two battling ceos “alt man” and “amo dei” editor: isn’t that a little on the nose? writer: and then the pope will cameo like halfway through editor: get out

@GShaneMorris Yeah, this isn't a sales pitch; it's an altar call for a religion of replacing man with machine.

This is astonishing. Butlerian Jihad stuff. Listen to the boos and jeers. I'm a millennial. My dad was in IT. I grew up through all the major milestones of the digital era. I've never seen a new technology pushed with this kind of arrogance, or inspire this kind of backlash.