Chris Hantis

A ton of updates, changes and marketing tweaks going into Listen Now! Cheers to the 🍾 New Year ahead! apps.shopify.com/listen-now

IMHO this is the most important record released today. war.gov/medialink/ufo/…

Also maybe a there are unknown entities living in the skies that we have been unaware of. They zip around and do funny things. They are like fish but they live in the sky.

Maybe our reality is more like a cell. There are structures in place but once in a while something comes in and something goes out with no reason. However if you were the observer of the cell it would seem normal.

I’m more myself on meetings as I get older. I’m not as refined. I make a fool out of myself being me but it is authentic. Take it or leave it.

@theblackvault 🤯 what did it crash into?

🚨 The Department of War JUST RELEASED a video "UAP" over Lake Huron on Feb 12, 2023. Lots more, too, actually. More to come.

Is this like a new Friday thing? 👽

Wow! @ericweinstein going wild on JRE. Cowboy 🤠

@DiscussingFilm So what you’re saying is this movie is about Spider-Man going home to New York City 😂

Tom Holland is set to star in a film adaptation of ‘THE LINCOLN HIGHWAY’, directed by ‘The Bear’ creator Christopher Storer The story follows 4 young men on a roadtrip from Nebraska to New York City over ten days. (Source: pagesix.com/2026/05/21/hol…)

@MikeCrispi What would you do differently?

NEW JERSEY HELD HOSTAGE 🚨 Mikie Sherrill has a plan to put section 8 housing in EVERY SINGLE SUBURBAN TOWN across New Jersey. They’ve made it mandatory. This is their plan to turn every town blue and ruin your quality of life in the process.

I’ve tested like 50+ chat applications on Shopify (there’s 1k+) and I’m horrified to see so many clones and the AI portion of the life chat sucks or is basic. By far, @tidiocx wins above and beyond best in class. Really taught me a ton of lesson on sales and onboarding.

@NASA @NASAMoonBase Yea maybe when we aren’t 40 Trillion in debt

We're building a Moon Base! @NASAMoonBase will serve as a habitat where astronauts live and work during long-term science missions. Join us at 2pm ET on Tuesday, May 26, for a live news event where we’ll share updates on our lunar exploration plans: go.nasa.gov/4uinkLi

@ryangrim Impeachment 🤷‍♂️

What are we even supposed to say about this?

This feels like the next big thing in pop music Baby Osamaaa

@DefiantLs It’s Baby Osamaaa

What is this genre of music called?

4.7 million products… a Magento story reddit.com/r/Magento/s/uE…

@Polymarket @EdGallrein @MassieforKY @grok how often is Polymarket wrong?

JUST IN: Ed Gallrein surges to record highs in the highly contested KY-04 primary race. >60% chance he defeats Massie.

@matthewsmith @liam_at_shopify

Gaming reviews on the Shopify app store is not new. This is a post I made almost a year ago. What happened since then? My app went from #2 in the category to #5. The three apps that past me ... all gamed reviews by offering incentives in exchange for reviews. Receipts are in the reviews.

@karri_tweets @ron_ecomm No hat

@ChrisHantis @ron_ecomm on to do!!

MRR is growing 20%+ per month... yesterday a user canceled their competitor subscription on a demo call and wrote COMM SLAYA in the cancel reason field 💀