Chris Jackson

@HLTCO His piss is well and truly boiled. What a sausage.

Saturday night Gone midnight Into a World Cup semi-final after extra time Not allowed to be happy. 😂

@henrywinter Pickford a lucky boy again. Should have saved and held on to the original effort that led to the first corner. He’s having a shocker of a game.

ruled out for Haaland's push on Anderson. Retaken corner because offence occurred before corner taken.

Haaland on Anderson? Offside?

@paddypower Funny what happens when you have an attempt on goal. Maybe England should try it…

GOAL! Skjelderup has scored for Norway, I think! 1-0

Yay, another night of Noni Madueke running past his man and then booting it straight out of play… I can hardly contain my myself… #NORENG

@Biggies_MaIIs This Miguel Delaney?

Miguel Delaney spent 15 minutes running on the spot in a sauna to try to replicate the conditions the England players will face 👍

@DutchBarnVodka @rickygervais @brnpttrswhlchr This reminds me of something…

@brnpttrswhlchr @rickygervais We need to find this guy to get him a drink - he looks like he needs it 😂 Did you bottle survive the fall?!

@rickygervais the lengths our posties go through to deliver @DutchBarnVodka and it’s 25th anniversary bottles!! (Disclaimer, he walked off = he was ok!!)

@HLTCO They would have been better off getting this guy…

They all look absolutely fuming at being made to sit through it. 😂

@BBCSport Spaghetti hoops with little hot dogs for tea again Joe?

Wayne Rooney, Joe Hart and Micah Richards celebrate Harry Kane securing victory for England!🥳

@piersmorgan Their 2nd best player so far after Madueke

Congo’s ‘keeper is having a stormer.

@HLTCO Matterface could learn a thing or two from this, instead of his scripted nonsense.

I don’t know about you but I think Guy Mowbray sounds over the moon here and quite rightly so.

@fesshole I’m the same with the boat at the end of Taken. Who’s driving the boat after Liam Neeson takes out all the traffickers? It’s just barreling down the Seine with no one at the helm?!

I worry much more than I should about who is driving the bus after Bully ejects from the driver's seat in the title sequence of middle-era Bullseye.

@TheBarmyArmy This just shows how little respect this team has for Rob Key and ‘Baz’! And Harry Brook as captain!? You’re having a laugh right? All the maturity of an 8 year old hearing a fart joke. I’m all for enjoying your cricket, but there’s also a series on the line here.

Brook departs. 72-3. #ENGvNZ

@SkyFootball Steve Clarke’s press conference after Scotland fail to qualify from the group stages of the easiest World Cup to do so ever…

Scotland's chances of reaching the World Cup knockouts are hanging by a thread 🔢

Madueke finally comes off. About 83 minutes too late… #ENGGHA

Barcelona frantically looking for the receipt for Anthony Gordon… #ENGGHA

@henrywinter Trent time, oh wait… we took Quansah and Burn instead…

Half-time. Rashford time. #ENGGHA

@paddypower Calling it now - Dan Burn will be sent on in the 85th minute for the ‘hoof it to the big man and see what happens’ tactic…

This is one of the worst games of the tournament so far.

@SkySportsNews I don’t think I’d trust any of his predictions…

"It's a difficult route." Sol Campbell looks at England's potential route to the World Cup final 🏆

No wonder the Straight of Hormuz is open again. The bloke who was blocking it is playing in goal against Belgium #BELIRN

@paddypower Might watch The Lord of the Rings extended trilogy. Not sure what to do with the rest of the time though…

So, what's everyone up to in the next hydration break? Anything nice?