Chris Keene

1.8K posts

Chris Keene

Chris Keene

@ChrisKeeneMA

IT Admin, Programmer, Quirky. All bad jokes are my own. He/Him. @[email protected]

Eastern United States Katılım Mayıs 2014
206 Takip Edilen42 Takipçiler
Dona Sarkar
Dona Sarkar@donasarkar·
TL;DR: I'm changing jobs within @Microsoft to build an AI and Copilot Extensibility Dev Program for All Of Our Copilots! I started writing code in 1998 (!) and over the past 25 years (!!) I have seen the magical things that being a developer can do 👇🏼
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Lou Creemers
Lou Creemers@lovelacecoding·
Apply to tech jobs you're 'not qualified for'. Don't have enough work experience? Apply. Missing certificates? Still apply. Do you need a degree? You better apply. Companies can ask for a lot, but if you're the best applicant then they will probably still hire you.
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Chris Keene
Chris Keene@ChrisKeeneMA·
@Windows yes, but i pre-date the Internet. still feels weird not to have to type it most of the time now.
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Windows@Windows·
be honest, did you always know what WWW stood for?
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Chris Keene
Chris Keene@ChrisKeeneMA·
@stolinski a pair of pants. which i cannot type on my phone.
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Scott Tolinski - Syntax.fm
Scott Tolinski - Syntax.fm@stolinski·
If Svelte files were represented by an emoji, what emoji would they be?
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Chris Keene
Chris Keene@ChrisKeeneMA·
@Windows wait... why are you shooting in me? *runs antivirus scan*
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Windows@Windows·
friendly reminder to clean those dishes that are starting to pile up on your desk 😉
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Scott Hanselman 🌮
Scott Hanselman 🌮@shanselman·
I’m glad I’m finally getting the recognition I deserve
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Chris Keene
Chris Keene@ChrisKeeneMA·
so I've already blocked Mr. X on this thing. with blocking going away: how do i mute them ?? just trying to be proactive.
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Chris Keene
Chris Keene@ChrisKeeneMA·
@thurrott ummm... crushing gravity and lead melting temperatures, WTF would the structures be made of?? presuming the pancake earthlings would need them.
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Paul Thurrott
Paul Thurrott@thurrott·
"Co-founder of doomed Titanic sub wants to take 1,000 people to live on Venus" I mean, he *does* have a proven track record.
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Amanda Silver
Amanda Silver@amandaksilver·
The importance of scoping the spec: 6yo: What's the hottest temperature? Me: Um, infinity? 6yo: I would burn up! Me: Yes, and then probably explode. 6yo: So, I should wear shorts? Me: Ooooh! The hottest temp *today* will be 68 so a little cold for shorts.
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Rupali Haldiya
Rupali Haldiya@rupali_codes·
Developers, which git commands do you use the most?
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Chris Keene
Chris Keene@ChrisKeeneMA·
@TheSimpsons fun episode! enjoyed the flashbacks and "The way we was" parody.
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The Simpsons
The Simpsons@TheSimpsons·
The couch makes everything better. Sit with us again next Sunday!
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Chris Keene
Chris Keene@ChrisKeeneMA·
@htmleverything Depends on which way my chair leans! 😅 Ha, tend more to the back-end though.
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Chris Keene
Chris Keene@ChrisKeeneMA·
Started work today as an official Software Developer! Dreams do come true.
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Chris Keene
Chris Keene@ChrisKeeneMA·
@Jazzycodes ouch. I just found a dream position after 35 rejections... in 3 months. don't ever give up!
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Jasmine
Jasmine@Jazzycodes·
Got declined for two tech jobs I applied for... I'm sad but realizing I need to work harder.
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Chris Keene
Chris Keene@ChrisKeeneMA·
@dpakman Fox "News" crew gasping of screen during announcement.
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David Pakman
David Pakman@dpakman·
Struggling to figure out the best moment of the last 24 hours. Trump posting he was "indicated" is solid. Eric Trump complaining about "Kylenol" at CVS is gold. Lindsey Graham crying on Fox News is beautiful. But there must be more?
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Void⚡
Void⚡@codewithvoid·
what is the most boring part of coding in your opinion?
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Chris Keene
Chris Keene@ChrisKeeneMA·
@fullstackjo No, some wear contacts! I typically take my glasses off to test blind accessability.
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Joey
Joey@fullstackjo·
do all developers wear glasses?
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Mike Reiss
Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriter·
Claiming he got bad advice in Stormy Daniels affair, Trump fires penis
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