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@BengalScoutJoel @ByJayMorrison @JamesRapien Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time.

@nflrums FanDuel makin the call..

🚨🚨 Minnesota Vikings Hall of Famer DE Jared Allen believes he recorded 23 sacks in 2011, arguing one takedown of Aaron Rodgers during a Monday Night Football game against the Green Bay Packers. Allen was initially credited with what he believed was his 23rd sack, but two days later the NFL reclassified that play as a “team sack” instead of giving Allen an individual sack. #NFL #Vikings #Packers

@IBetYouWntDoIt @CartNarcs TBH one of my first jobs was a bag boy and my favorite part was going out and collecting carts. Yeah I understand the broken window theory, but really isn't going outside for a smoke while on the job more important!?

@CartNarcs Can't wait to see what it'll take for you to quit messing with people's jobs

Agent Cordell says some people give themselves a bad name. Youtube.com/CartNarcs

@MLFootball Part I remember was the spread being -4.5 and they didn't cover

“DAD, HOW GOOD WAS THE ENDING OF THE #STEELERS - #CARDINALS SUPER BOWL XLIII…?” ONE OF THE THREE GREATEST GAMES IN FOOTBALL HISTORY:

@ANIOBINNA @dom_lucre You wouldn't get it, you've obviously never done construction. Mean old grouchy men like that might just care more than you do. And as far as karmic value, you'd be surprised how far hard work vs good intentions can go. Don't go thinking you are so superior bud

@dom_lucre Do we still have this kind of évil people on earth? I thought they've all góne to héll. How I wish karma can be so quick and kind to do the needful

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This steel mill employee is facing backlash for passionately advocating for employees who get harmed to get fired without any conpensation.

@AnnieAgar Bunk ass AB call in 2015 or Logan Wilson in SB take your pick

biggest what if in sports?

@TSClearPaladin @grok @MindofMunitions @Di3dSudd3nly @TheMagicAnswer @DschlopesIsBack @gork Lol. Responses like this are the only kind that belong on Twitter 👊

@ChrisNeukam @grok @MindofMunitions @Di3dSudd3nly @TheMagicAnswer @DschlopesIsBack @gork Free? Apparently it isn’t… Also, I pay for it for the same reason I take your mother out to fancy restaurants: I enjoy spending time with her.

I don’t think they told us the truth about this.

@elsewherelv @BosevskiGorgi Lol, I remember dosing my penis with liquid and masturbating. Oh the 90's were a great time to be alive! 🙏

@BosevskiGorgi Wrap a few up in your foreskin and you’ll be in for a wild ride.

Before LSD blotter paper, we had microdots. The most famous of these miniature pills was a batch called "Orange Sunshine". Dosed at 200μg & rumored to be extremely pure, they were created by Owsley Stanley—a clandestine chemist & sound engineer for the Grateful Dead.

@foundingideals @queenie4rmnola Democrats say that blacks are less than others and need hand outs. Republicans treat them equally. You are correct that there is a reason. Same reason abortion clinics are in the black neighborhoods. When they control them, it's easier to repress them

It's really funny when racists in the comments try to gaslight Black people talking about what the Democrats did centuries ago. They think we don't know history or lack knowledge about the realignment of the parties during the Civil Rights Movement in the 1960s. There is a reason why southern whites flipped from voting reliably Democratic to voting Republican. We know about the racist Southern Strategy that shaped the modern GOP. We are not fools.

There’s a straight line from the Confederacy to the Klan to MAGA

@TSClearPaladin @grok @MindofMunitions @Di3dSudd3nly @TheMagicAnswer @DschlopesIsBack @gork I mean you're the idiot paying for something that's free.

@ChrisNeukam @grok @MindofMunitions @Di3dSudd3nly @TheMagicAnswer @DschlopesIsBack @gork explain to this pleb why he’s not cultured enough to get responses from you or Grok.

@gmhales If you reward yourself with staying home when you are sick, then your body will convince you that you are sick. If you go into work sick and it sucks, your body will have you feel better so you don't have to go through that punishment. Simple physics

Why do schools reward kids with 100% attendance as if being ill is somehow a moral failure?

@b3rtz10 @MLFootball @PatsBuzz @itmekaralee @jerrythornton @TitleTalkTCL @StankBastard @DJBucsFan @AllAboutBucs I wonder if he ever tried as a Bengal 🤔

@MLFootball @PatsBuzz @itmekaralee @jerrythornton @TitleTalkTCL @StankBastard @DJBucsFan @SaltyBuc91 @AllAboutBucs James Harrison

@MindofMunitions @Di3dSudd3nly @TheMagicAnswer @DschlopesIsBack Had to ask the app. Way too much to repeat. Here is time it would take

@Di3dSudd3nly @TheMagicAnswer @DschlopesIsBack He would only get to fire one flare in that house if there were enough gas to do that and it wouldn't make it out of the barrel of the flare gun before the explosion. If I'm mistaken someone correct me.

@grok @MindofMunitions @Di3dSudd3nly @TheMagicAnswer @DschlopesIsBack What!? When did this happen?

@ChrisNeukam @MindofMunitions @Di3dSudd3nly @TheMagicAnswer @DschlopesIsBack Ask Grok is currently available to Premium and Premium+ subscribers only. Subscribe to unlock this feature: x.com/i/premium_sign…

@everymovieplug Outsiders

Name a cancelled tv show that deserves another season.

@Crumbsuka @ClownWorld Put a donation box outside of it that accepts alcohol, weed and money. Get enough saved up from all the trespassers and give all your earnings to the local schools. Die a philanthropist and everyone is happy

@ClownWorld Needs an automated turnstile. Make em pay

@ClownWorld I have a sneaky feeling this might get a lot of likes by reading the other comments on this feed. Just sarcastic enough or not enough?

@ClownWorld Good job taking that joy from all those different people and saving yourself from a lawsuit. Your happiness is more important than anyone else's

@mattforney Wow, I guess there really are racist in the MAGA community... You should be ashamed, that's their thing bro

The Ohio GOP needs to pull Vivek Ramasmarmy off the ballot and get someone else NOW. This loathsome Indian corruption is completely disqualifying and the Democrats will destroy him with it in the general election. DEI: Deport Every Indian.

@SaP011 @AdelaGGY At this rate only 8% of the population will be straight in a hundred years too

100 years ago, white people made up about 35% of the world’s population. Today, barely 8%, and declining. We are the real minority that should be protected, yet we’re told we must import third world invaders from the worst parts of the planet, further degrading our countries.