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@TheGarageHQ do you now publish stage times anywhere please?

@PaulGMissile any chance of a Dream Themes Christmas gig?

@themdpstudio @salvareinachuki @GRUPMEDIAPRO @acontrafilms @MarcelBarrena @ZoeBonafonte @ArnauBataller @edu_fernanndez @CarlosCuevas44 @clara_segura @oscardelafuente Can we watch this film in the UK?

#El47 supera ya los tres millones de euros de recaudación en taquilla. 🚌 Más de 450000 espectadores han descubierto la historia de Torre Baró, la de nuestro país, en el cine. 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗶𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘀 𝗮𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻̃𝗮𝗻 𝗲𝗻 𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲 𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗷𝗲.

@clairemarie612 @CrazyCoqs Missed our chance at tix! Will definitely book if another night is somehow squeezed in ( 🤞🏻 ?)

So the lovely Holly Sumpton and I thought we would do a fun little thing before I head off to the big 🍎! Jan 13th, 9.15pm at @CrazyCoqs - do come along! Deets and booking link here brasseriezedel.com/events/claire-…

@more_josh23 @OpMinceMeme …we are the clever men who hold the reins, for we make buns when we’ve got grains…

@OpMinceMeme Born to knead

Ok wait this is actually a fun idea. If Spitlip were to write a baking musical what would their song titles or lyrics be?

@OpMinceMeme ….Better call Bernard Spillsbury Doughboy

@JakMalonee So much urgent business…

Urgent Fang Gang business, sorry! You wouldn’t understand xo

@spitlip 🤣

For Mr Beezles, who was mauled by weasels 🥹, a shining inspireasels

@eliistender10 Hi Giles

If you happen to see this, please say hello

@greateranglia I have a paper ticket. Is there a way I can buy an extension for this online?

Hi @TicketmasterCS . I have been trying for about a fortnight to speak to a member of staff re: an accessibility query. Please could you let me know how to speak with a staff member today please?

Hi @yorkbarbican I’m really struggling to speak to anyone re: an accessibility query. Please can you let me know how to reach a member of staff today (by phone). Thank you.

@McDonaldsUK spot anything missing from the cheeseburger you just sold me? 🤦🏻‍♀️

@AndrewtheButler Sounding great! Any gigs coming up? Would be great to hear this live!

I am delighted to announce that my new album '𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑭𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑼𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅' is out now on all streaming platforms! (Links below) It would mean everything if you could check it out!

@HarryBower_ @mincemeatlive @spitlip Surely it’s Spilsbury?

Ewen Montagu from @mincemeatlive @spitlip

@DreamThemesUK vm.tiktok.com/ZMYVScBMk/

@ZoeBobRoberts stopstaring.com do glamorous silver screen / retro style dresses

Q for all my dress-wearing legends out there - if you had an incredibly fancy and important event (a West End opening perhaps??) and are blessed with absolutely pheNOMenal curves...where might you shop/hire a fwancy dress for said curves??

@exitthelemming The Dog Who Saved the World by @rosswelford . Contains all the requested elements. Seems to be suggested for 10+ but sounds like D1 is already at that reading age.

D1 wants her next book to be about a strong girl who has an adventure with an animal companion and maybe a boy, and there’s magic. Sounds like His Dark Materials, really, but D1 is eight, so those are a couple of years away. Anyone got any other suggestions for a strong reader?

@zoevenditozzi Yes

Following a conversation with a male friend who was flabbergasted with the frequency with which this has happened to women I know, how many women on here have had someone near them on public transport masturbate?

@DreamThemesUK is there a Xmas gig this year? (waits hopefully….)