🆒 Chris Parry

@brianstelter Sure, Brian

Re: the end of CBS News Radio: Bari Weiss tried to figure out a way to save the radio network, according to a source, but "the financials made it impossible," with barely any revenue coming in month after month.

"Glenavon’s miraculous turnaround that has seen them haul themselves off the bottom of the table is the story of the season... Michael O’Connor has his squad fully believing they can survive the drop. If (he) does ... surely he is in contention to win manager of the year." Yup.

@netanyahu You're the villain in every movie he ever made

Sara and I were deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Chuck Norris, a great friend of Israel and a close personal friend. Chuck brought martial arts and the warmth of his character to millions around the world. May his memory be a blessing.

@TheMaliaMarks If my daycare opened its doors to anyone who randomly knocked, my kid would never be back, idiot

Compilation of me knocking on doors that never open. Each address is associated with a daycare, most receiving hundreds of thousands from Washington State. Full video of my day visiting Seattle daycares in top comment 👇👇👇

@DustinFluff @elonmusk Turns out, I am bright.

@ChrisParry @elonmusk I'd prefer you were less sure of yourself

We don’t live in a democracy if our elected leaders fail to implement the will of the people

@RealRickRule So they're nothing to do with sudden rises in gas prices, thank you for pointing it out, needed to be said.

@ChrisParry Like you said, the problem is long standing. Thank you for pointing that out, it needed to be said

Might gasoline taxes in Canada effect affordability? Not leaving Trump blameless, but the most dangerous politician is the one closest to you

@elonmusk Dude, you're a literal pedophile, wth

Have empathy for the victims, not those who inflict pain on others

Here’s Trump sexually assaulting a secret service agent, y’all. What. The. Absolute. Fuck.

@MikeBales If your date ordered lobster you'd break up with them but ok

As most of you know, my son is a Sailor. He sent a picture of his lunch yesterday from the galley. I’m thankful that we are finally taking care of our men and women in uniform. 🙏🏻🇺🇸

TLDR: I am a recovering alcoholic with no fund, no credentials, and no lobbyist. I rebuilt myself from nothing. Then I broke into finance with no degree, no pedigree, and no permission. I parsed SEC filings for a $31.5 billion private credit fund called Cliffwater. Not because anyone asked me to. Because nobody else would. The filings are public, but they are buried in footnotes that are not indexed, not searchable, and not structured for analysis. I have been told by fund managers that nobody even attempts this. Billions of dollars in pension capital, and the people who manage money for a living do not bother to read the filings. So I read them. Every loan. Every amendment. Every semi-annual PIK disclosure. 2,330 positions. I hand-researched fifty. I found 189 loans where borrowers are paying interest with more debt instead of cash. I found over 50 loans that are not generating enough cash to service their debt at all — carried at par on the books of a fund that has never reported a losing month in 41 months. The fund's Sharpe ratio is 3.75. Bernie Madoff — who was fabricating returns and could pick any number he wanted — ran a 3.5. He got caught because the numbers were too smooth by Markopolos. The greatest quant fund in history, Renaissance Technologies, runs a five or six. Cliffwater is claiming risk-adjusted returns that would be impossible even if you insider-traded with perfect information every single time, because the volatility of the underlying markets would still prevent it. Nobody asked questions. Bloomberg confirmed 14% redemptions 48 hours after I published. S&P cut the fund's outlook to negative this week. Cash on hand fell 76% in six months. This is not an isolated fund. This is the structure. $9.4 trillion in private equity. $3.5 trillion in private credit. They all pay their own valuation agents. The valuation agents decide what the funds are worth. No valuation agent has ever been fired for saying the number was too high. The marks produce the NAV. The NAV produces the fees. The fees come from pensions. The pensions come from firefighters and teachers and nurses in Oregon and California and Illinois who will never read a private placement memorandum in their lives. Wall Street ran out of rich people. The endowments were full. The sovereign wealth funds were tapped. So they went downstream — to 401(k)s, to retirement accounts, to interval funds sold to people who have no idea what they own. 1. Direct the SEC and FSOC to examine Level 3 fair value practices across interval funds and BDCs. 2. Require that valuation agents be independent of the funds they mark. 3. State publicly that the current self-marking regime creates systemic risk. 4. Mandate position-level mark disclosure for every fund that accepts pension capital. There are two ways this ends. It breaks all at once like 2008 and we fix it. Or it rots slowly like Japan: one fund blows up, six weeks of quiet, another one, and nobody connects it for a decade while a generation of retirees gets destroyed. I am not asking anyone to take my word for it. I am asking them to read the filings. If you know someone in the administration, a regulator, or anyone on a legislative committee, please send this to them. One person learned this from a one-bedroom apartment. Your government can too. The will is what is missing.

NOBODY KNOWS HOW FUCKED THE SITUATION IN THE PERSIAN GULF ACTUALLY IS. 3,200 ships are TRAPPED in the Persian Gulf right now. Crews are running out of drinking water. One ship called the local port authority and BEGGED for permission to dock — just to get water. They were DENIED. 💀 Let that sink in. These aren't military ships. These are commercial vessels — carrying oil, grain, electronics — with civilian crews who are now stranded with NO supplies and NO way out. – 3,200 ships STUCK ⚠️ – Crews running out of WATER 💀 – Port authorities REFUSING to let them dock ⚠️ – Multiple ships reporting the SAME situation 💀 ⚠️ For context — the Suez Canal crisis in 2021 blocked 400 ships. This is EIGHT TIMES worse. And nobody is talking about it. They're showing you missile interceptions and oil price charts. They're NOT showing you thousands of crew members slowly running out of drinking water in the middle of a war zone. If these ships start getting abandoned, the environmental disaster alone would be catastrophic. Thousands of tons of fuel, cargo, chemicals — just sitting there. This is not a shipping disruption. This is a HUMANITARIAN CRISIS unfolding in real time. Prepare accordingly. 🚨🚨🚨 X is hiding this. Follow + RT before it disappears. 🔥

"I’m worried they’ll come back, that they’ll kill us in the middle of the night, beat us to death or burn our village like they said they would." Our full report on one man's harrowing account of sexual assault & the settler attack on his village W/ @zeenasaifi & @cyrilthps

Fun fact: since 1989 51.5 million jobs have been created. 50 million of those came under democrats. Clinton, obama, biden... 50.3 million G.H.W. Bush, G.W. Bush, Trump 1.3 million.

@elonmusk @AFpost He can get skinny Youll never shake being a pedophile

@AFpost Looks like he finally took some Ozempic

Democratic Illinois Governor JB Pritzker speaks about a Democratic "Project 2029" in which members of the current Trump administration, along with federal agents, will be criminally and civilly prosecuted. "Whatever it is that we can do. It may be that you cannot criminally prosecute somebody, but you can go after them civilly." Follow: @AFpost

@elonmusk The baby art is super cute, says the pedophile.

Try Grok Imagine Chibi template. Super cute!

@DustinFluff @elonmusk I'd prefer you were bright.

@ChrisParry @elonmusk Would you prefer i lied? You might be wise to use it sometime

@DustinFluff @elonmusk You dont know? Self own.

@ChrisParry @elonmusk Dont know. I guess of it matches with citizenship

@AngelaBelcamino You're wrong, and also a filthy grifter.

Am I wrong, or is John Fetterman the only Democrat left with common sense?

@DustinFluff @elonmusk Nope. Are drivers licenses valid ID?

@ChrisParry @elonmusk Should those with no ID be able to vote?