Chris Broomhead

@anon_opin This you @_BlueRabbit_ ?

Doing a poo directly on top of your other half's poo, without flushing between, is really romantic. Poo hugs.

A great way to end my week in Chicago to watch @NHLBlackhawks

@_BlueRabbit_ @NHLBlackhawks @swfc I’ll hunt him down in the morning before I head back.

@ChrisRBroom @NHLBlackhawks @swfc Serves you right for missing my Monday class 😘 if you see Ben, punch him in the dick from me x

So I travel 4,000 miles to watch @NHLBlackhawks and in 3 games so far they’ve rolled over and got beaten comfortably . 1 more left and hopefully they’ll put in a shift. Watching @swfc this season has numbed me to the pain of loss. Still it’s been a decent week in Chicago though.

@Panger40 @BenPopeCST @BuffaloSabres @sharks I will definitely head there after a game and say hi. I did enjoy myself last night despite the result. We do have some great courses but the way I hack round I’m not welcome on most of them!

@ChrisRBroom @BenPopeCST Love to meet you and say hello after a game. I’ll be doing @BuffaloSabres and @sharks game. I’ll be at Rocky’s Bar after both. Please stop by. Glad you’re here. Love your golf courses !

Over their last four home games, Blashill said the Blackhawks want to show their fans "how good we can be and how good we will be."

@_BlueRabbit_ @sid_lambert I once saw him coming out of Cooplands in Dronfield with a load of cream buns.

@sid_lambert Saw Pressman at the Toby Carvery in Dronfield. Never seen so much food on one plate 😂

31 years ago today: High drama in a penalty shootout at Molineux. Big Kevin Pressman makes a crucial save, then unleashes a Thunderbastard from the depths of Hell seconds later. “Panenka? Not a fucking chance, pal.”

@_BlueRabbit_ @fesshole It isn’t me mate, I’m in the 92 Club

@fesshole @ChrisRBroom was it yourself or someone else?

If I had a pound for every football league ground I'd wanked in, I would have £2. Which might not sound like much but I'd imagine it's more than you'd have.

@_BlueRabbit_ @fesshole

@fesshole How do you steal yours?

I haven't pad for a single Cadbury's Cream Egg in over 10 years. I call them Crime Eggs and it makes them even more delicious.

@1867FTBL Although the attendance was given as that, the actual number in attendance was under 16k.

19,000 is disgusting, nothings gonna change at this rate #swfc

@rellorts @swfc Will see what happens pal but if I get a choice I will see you there!

I’ve had a ST on the South Stand for 23 years and I more than welcome any of my brothers and sisters off the North Stand to join me in Block JJ. We’re in this together. We’re all Wednesday aren’t we? @swfc #swfc

@CourtNewsUK Harry Potter and the half baked prince

‘Harry Potter’ shop was selling wizard cannabis cookies courtnewsuk.co.uk/investigators-…

Nigel farage wants you to think that Britain has an immigration problem. It doesn't. Britain had a problem with millionaires hoarding wealth, egged on by politicians and the press. Britain has a problem with racism. Britain has a @Nigel_Farage problem. RT if you agree.

@mikeybroomy I’m sure you would have even without the statement.

Cheers just shat myself at work

@AlexMiller91 Absolute car crash, great tv.

Nadine Dorries isn’t ok.

Is there likely to be a change to the kick off time on Saturday? @swfc @AlfretonTownFC

Count Binface announces he's standing in Richmond against Rishi Sunak – though still not at ease among humans, the power-hungry candidate from another world said he looked forward to meeting Binface

@tottyhull @YorkshireAway Have not of.

@YorkshireAway #swfc would of took more

Leeds United at Wembley #lufc

@rellorts Shame I can only like this once, beautiful.

@mikeybroomy Such a great bloke giving us a gift instead.

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday 🫡😂