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Chris Rifer

@ChrisRifer

Formerly retired co-host of Soccer Made in Portland. I still like Bruce Springsteen.

Portland, Oregon Katılım Kasım 2011
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NWSL defenders right now. #BAONPDX
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The Morrison Report is back! I bring the blog back to life by taking a look at the Timbers’ complicated winter ahead. I’ll keep posting pieces #onhere for the next bit, but the bulk of the convo on my end will be over on BlueSky. Come join in! #RCTID open.substack.com/pub/morrisonre…
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@kpduck That’s strange! I’m new, so maybe it’s still working on incorporating me into the search function. Just followed you, though, if that helps. 😂😂😂
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(This tweet is basically exclusively for @MattDoyle76 and any other early-2010s Whitecaps sickos out there.)
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There have been some hints recently, but Angel City’s announcement is a reminder that the Thorns need to be similarly rolling out a training facility in the near future for a number of reasons. #BAONPDX
Angel City FC@weareangelcity

📰 #AngelCityFC relocates to a nine-acre site on the Cal Lutheran University campus. The new performance center is the largest dedicated solely to an NWSL club. The multi-million dollar remodel will be completed for the 2025 NWSL preseason. Full details: angelcity.com/angel-city-foo…

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Largely agree with Matt’s analysis of the Timbers’ season. One other bit about the Timbers’ attack: It’s low-key old. Both Mora and Jona will be 32 next year. If they see any regression from them and can’t patch things up with Evander…yiiiiiikes. #RCTID
Matthew Doyle@MattDoyle76

Armchair Analyst: The Timbers had one of the best attacks, and one of the worst defenses in the league. And zero stability. And an MVP candidate. And oh yeah, that guy apparently now wants out. Uh oh. mlssoccer.com/news/portland-…

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I like to imagine a future in which the Blazers don’t regularly lose games by 40 points.
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Gio@FauxGio·
Making my first American Aquarium show tonight. I hold @ChrisRifer responsible if it isn’t awesome.
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This place has lost a lot of its joy for me. With SMiP in an interregnum, I’ve been considering reviving The Morrison Report irregularly and either retiring from social or migrating. Thorns/Timbers folks, are you interested in longer-form but informal blogging? #RCTID #BAONPDX
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I’m a bit agnostic about the contract dispute because we have very little visibility into that. And I certainly get why PTFC is steamed about Evander’s comments. But hard not to nod along with Evander’s point about the apparent comfort with mediocre results in Portland. #RCTID
Cristian Moraes@ocrismoraes

🪵🇧🇷| Evander explained the reason for the disagreement with the Portland Timbers management: 📹 @CharlaPodcast @territoriomls #RCTID #Timbers

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Chris Rifer@ChrisRifer·
You can’t resist the darkness by giving yourself to it. If we stick together and stay faithful to our values, we will get through this and we will be the light.
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@ABarnesandnoble I’m a little uncertain about it, but *if* he can develop a little more defensive bite and continue to develop tactically, I think his passing range is really tantalizing as a 6. But probably need to pair him with an 8 who can both be a destroyer and maintain possession.
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Alex Barnes@ABarnesandnoble·
@ChrisRifer 100% Chris. What profile of player do you think they should target at that position to partner with Ayala? A true defensive replacement to succeed Chara, more of a box to box guy to arrive in the box and supplement the attack?
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I think the fairly clear greatest need for the Timbers this offseason is a top-quality 6/8 (depending on where they see Ayala’s fit). That’s a difficult profile to fill, though, with these assets. Going to take some really sharp work from Grabavoy and company. #RCTID
Tom Bogert@tombogert

Quick update here, per sources: The Portland Timbers plan to utilize the roster building path of two DPs, four U-22 initiative and $2m GAM (rather than 3 DP/3 U22). So, Timbers don't currently have a DP spot open but do have a U-22 slot open this winter + up to $2m GAM to use.

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Gosh darn it if it isn’t my favorite genre of MLS tweet. A team account, after a modest accomplishment (like advancing in a conference quarterfinal without winning even a single game), dragging pundits who made reasonable and yet-to-be-proven-incorrect predictions.
Minnesota United FC@MNUFC

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Also from last night, I thought the Riveters’ tifo was stunning. What a beautiful tribute to Sinc. #BAONPDX
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