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@ErinPanhandle The Bearkats just defeated the NDSU Bison in a college football playoff game! Pop and Sammie are pretty psyched!

find someone who loves you as much as cops love letting white people do whatever the fuck they want

*Anthony Kiedis voice*

I would be mad about being told to wear a mask but I'm too busy being mad about Elvis Presley shaking his hips on The Ed Sullivan Show. 😡 The King? King of what? Lewdness and crudeness?

I just pulled up Twitter as this tweet went live at 1s old. It was kinda exhilarating living on the ragged edge of history with you for a moment, Mr. President. You feckless lunatic, you.

@belafleckbanjo @VictorWooten @howardlevy @FutureManMusic I had the pleasure of seeing y’all this evening with my Dad. Thanks for a memory I’ll cherish for the rest of my life. Great work, and give ‘em hell on the rest of the tour.

@GriffLightning I got into @blankcheckpod after you did the podcast rounds recently, and it’s a true delight. Thanks for the laughs, and have a great day!

@mattapodaca Thanks so much for an incredible Doughboys episode this week. You were charming and funny as hell. Keep that shit up!

BREAKING: The president followed through on his promise to shut down the government if he doesn’t get funding for his expensive monument to racism along our southern border.

Kudos to Anna Bauman and the @OUDaily for continuing a proud lede-writing tradition. @chaseacook @monkbernardo @chrismlusk oudaily.com/news/norman-s-…

They put out a damn paper. twitter.com/capgaznews/sta…

“Low plastic stool, cheap but delicious noodles, cold Hanoi beer.” This is how I’ll remember Tony. He taught us about food — but more importantly, about its ability to bring us together. To make us a little less afraid of the unknown. We’ll miss him.

Boy, y’all. Oprah.

(2/2) and think Bob Stoops should be fired for the Joe Mixon saga. Can I still be an Ok. sports fan?

(1/2) Honest question: I still root for KD to win championships after all the past joy he brought me in OKC

Well said, Jimmy. That's exactly why we fought so hard for the ACA, and why we need to protect it for kids like Billy. And congratulations! twitter.com/jimmykimmel/st…

Random ESPN anchor: "And for the second straight day a Sooner with a reputation for violence against women is drafted as Dede..." Jesus, OU.

Somebody should finally write an article about how great it would be if Russ, KD and Harden were still on the same team! #journalism