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Chris Serico
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Chris Serico
@ChrisSerico
Huge fan of your work.
New York Katılım Şubat 2009
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Food is for eating, and the great @Eden_Eats (happy birthday!) is for following/retweeting. twitter.com/Eden_Eats/stat…
Eden Dranger@Eden_Eats
"Excuse me, waiter. Is my order almost ready to Instagram?" -people
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Fahrenheit is the Hotmail of temperature scales. A lot of people still use it, but most of us don't know why.
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IG stories I will watch look like this: — — — — — — — —
IG stories I won't watch look like this: ...........................................
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What idiot called it Beauty and the Beast and not Saved by the Belle?
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@Eden_Eats Thanks, Eden! Your scripts are awesome, and studios should pay you unreasonable sums accordingly.
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@30for30 When is this re-airing or appearing on the app? My DVR only recorded the first 5 minutes and the rest of #StrikeTeam is nowhere to be found.
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@CarvelIceCream Upside: With this math, I may still be in my 20s!
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@LizzSum Please launch a Twitter account called @.RumoredBCPressBoxMeals.
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@DanHoppSports ok cool can the rangers have the pens' bs stanley cups then cool yeah thanks
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@LizzSum What is it these days? It's been a solid 18 years since I've sampled it.
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@GregPoehler Let me know if you want to borrow this. (Yes, it's authentic. No, it wasn't originally mine.)
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Theory: This jackhammer operator finished work four hours ago and just wants attention.
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wow its so amazing that i can use latin, greek, AND cyrillic to say:
T…A…K…E…
M…Y…
H…A…M…
B…O…Y twitter.com/juliagalef/sta…
Julia Galef@juliagalef
Venn diagram of shared/unshared letters between Latin, Greek, and Cyrillic alphabets:
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Twitter (2014): Your funny tweet might get 100 likes!
Twitter (2017): Here's a depressing tweet with 140,000 retweets, and it's not yours.
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