Christopher Stokel

@fun88eng Murphy 3-1

Let’s have the name of the first goal scorer and correct score when Tottenham host Newcastle Utd this weekend 🤔 One follower with the right answer gets a pair of tickets to #NUFCs FA Cup game next weekend 🎟️🎟️ #TOTNEW | #PL

@fun88eng Murphy 3-1

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer and correct score when Newcastle Utd face Aston Villa today 🤷‍♂️ One follower with the right answer gets a pair of tickets to #NUFCs upcoming FA Cup game at St James’ Park 🤝 #NEWAVL | #PL

@fun88eng Gordon 3-1

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer and correct score when Everton host Newcastle Utd tonight 🤔 One follower with the right answer gets a pair of tickets to a Newcastle game later this season 🤝 #EVENEW | #EFC | #NUFC ⚫️⚪️

@BBCMOTD I’m now a Bordeaux fan! Off to get FM fired up!

Andy Carroll bagged a debut double for Bordeaux! ⚽️⚽️ His new club, who play in France's fourth tier, were 2-0 down against Voltigeurs de Chateaubriant with 18 minutes left... And then a volley and header from Carroll rescued a point 💪

@fun88eng Isak 3-1

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer and correct score when Newcastle Utd host Tottenham this weekend 🤔 One follower who calls it gets a pair of tickets to an #NUFC game later this season ⚫️⚪️ #NEWTOT | #EPL

Just seen the plans for the 4th round cup draw of the carabau cup #protectthetopsix 🙄🙄

@AdamP1242 Not surprised he’s deleted it! Baffles me at what point people like this think “this is class to post” 🙄

I don’t feel like I deserve this, a Newcastle United fan has actually went out of their way to try to humiliate and hurt me just for some online attention #NUFC

@JamieTomlin_ Wtf did Greggs do?!?

@delfender Just wish he’d start Palmer man 🥺

@ChrisStokel Marginally, but if we can improve again next game we might actually have a chance of winning in 90 minutes

@delfender Reform 2nd again in another north east declaration 😬

@ChrisStokel I know, they need to hurry up!

Those reform numbers 😩 country is going to shit.

@delfender Yeah it isn’t painting a pretty picture for the north east so far, but it’s got me glued, I need to see the next results 😂

@ChrisStokel And Blyth 😂

I remember the days that watching England was a break from having to put up watching NUFC. It’s like a full switch reverse now! Kills me that Palmer and Gordon are sitting on the bench having to watch TAA and an out of form Foden providing absolute nothing to this team

@PaulONeill29 @addison_djra 😂😂😂

@ChrisStokel @addison_djra It’s wetter than a mermaids flannel… no rats!

Ffs… Addison is on. Night everyone 😂

@fun88eng Isak 4-1 Newcastle

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer and correct score when Brentford host #NUFC today 🤔 One follower with the right answer gets a Newcastle Utd shirt of their choice from the 2023/24 season 👕🤝 #BRENEW | #PL

@fun88eng Gordon 5-1 Newcastle

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer and correct score at St James’ Park today 🤔 One follower with the right answer gets an #NUFC shirt of their choice 🤝⚫️⚫️ #NEWSHU | #PL

@fun88eng Murphy 3-1

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer and correct score when Newcastle travel to Craven Cottage today 🤔 One follower with the right answer gets a pair of tickets to an #NUFC game later this season ⚫️⚪️ #FULNEW | #PL

@delfender Couldn’t take another minute of that

Fucking hell. That had everything, a lot of what I didn't want, but thankfully, enough of what we really needed.