Chris Wiseman

So final day of the season, if we beat forest, Chelsea Vs Sunderland is a draw then all we need is Liverpool to beat Brentford and we're in Europe... Isak could earn some redemption points 🤣 #NUFC

After what has been a pretty bad season for Newcastle, would be nice if we could have one positive note of ending Arsenals season today 😁 #nufc

Series 2 of last one laughing! Yesssss! That's my evening sorted 😁#LastOneLaughingUK

Gordon is about to earn a statue 💪🖤🤍🖤🤍 #NUFC #BARNEW

Trump "we don't need your help and actually we never did".. he sleeps in a race car bed doesn't he? 😂😂😂 #clown #trump

Refereeing is absolutely killing the prem, won't be long before a team takes a stand and walks off the pitch, I can't decide if it's really bad refereeing or corruption, but it's getting worse and more obvious #NEWMUN #NUFC

@MockTheWeek You'll have to start filming 2 a week just to keep up with the new these days... And to get @daraobriain really earning his TLC money 😂

@ChrisWiseman84 We aren’t having much luck with the news cycle !

In just over one hour you can see all new Mock the Week on TLC. This week Dara will be joined by Ed Byrne, Rhys James, Zoe Lyons, Glenn Moore, Sara Pascoe and... making his Mock the Week debut, Emmanuel Sonubi. Don't miss it. 9pm TLC

If Eddie Howe were for whatever reason to leave Newcastle(hopefully not) who else thinks Micheal Carrick would be a perfect replacement if Man Utd don't make him permanent? #NUFC

Did Nigel Farage just go full Trump?.. never go full Trump 🤣 #greenparty

This election was a victory for sectarian voting and cheating. Matt Goodwin was a great candidate for us. Roll on the elections on May 7th. It will be goodbye Starmer and goodbye to the Tory party.

3 away wins on the bounce.. has our season finally taken a turn for the good? #NUFC

#NUFC 😁🖤🤍🖤🤍

Why can't Gordon do this in the league! 😁 #NUFC

@asaintmaximin horrible to hear why you had to leave Mexico, please please please @NUFC Bring him back home! #NUFC 🖤🤍🖤🤍

@LionOfGosforth Success takes time, Man City had the best managers and unlimited money n it still took them 5 years to win a title, we have to be more patient, I think we have a perfect manager and a perfect set up to build on, but it's still about building.. and Howe has been brilliant

@ChrisWiseman84 Are we ? I expected to have a better team than the dross rolled out every week for £750m. Not to have a one trick tactical pony as manager.

Howe, the most successful Newcastle boss in most of our lifetimes, and there's some legends in that list too, yet a lot of people calling for his head because of a few bad results, we're still in transition and well ahead of where we were expecting to be by now 4years ago #NUFC

@DivyeshParab5 I'm unsure on Botman and Thiaw, hoping they have the same love as Bruno, Joelinton, Hall, Burn and Miley as that could be a legendary partnership at CB

Of the current Newcastle star players, who do we think would stay or leave if the offers came in?, for me.. Bruno.. 100% loyal Joelinton.. 100% loyal Tonali.. def would go to a bigger club Hall.. 100% loyal Livramento.. could be swayed by Man City Gordon... Liverpool #NUFC

That line up! 🖤 #NUFC