Chris Doyle

*removes own testicle with blunt spoon in incredulous frustration

@Elwick70 If you haven’t already, give Guinness foreign extra a go.

@pantsdanny Pure class mate 👏

As a single 'every other weekend' Dad, Bielsa definitely brought me and my boy closer. Probably same for others. Derby 1 Leeds 4. "What is going ON ,Dad?!" I'll never forget that moment with my son during that match. (MB still the only 'famous' person I've wanted a pic with!)

BREAKING: Strange, long-forgotten emotion known as ‘happiness’ reported across large swathes of England.

@pantsdanny @RichKnowles @WeAreOpenreach @bt_uk Top man and club

Leeds United #lufc have written to BT in support of my street art. @RichKnowles @WeAreOpenreach @bt_uk #burleybanksy

@pantsdanny Wow, what a sad few people who have complained about that. I shall be emailing them mate.

After receiving a few complaints, BT have painted over my art in Rothwell & said may paint over all my art on their boxes, poss charge me for it. Presume includes ones thanking NHS outside Leeds hospitals, G Speed, etc. If u disagree, pls email lisa.smith@openreach.co.uk #lufc

@Marthalanefox @lastminute_com Thanks for getting back to me, apologies I involved yourself. Hopefully I hear from them soon.

@Chris_2Doyle V sorry to hear this but I haven’t had anything to do with the company for 16 years - but come on @lastminute_com pls help this customer

@lastminute_com @Marthalanefox @brenthoberman @fabiocannavale Trying to make contact with staff for days and still no success. It sure didn’t feel so hard to contact you to make a booking. Our flights cancelled & you’re no where to be found. It’d be nice to speak to someone ASAP.

@Marthalanefox @brenthoberman @fabiocannavale are any of you going to take some ownership and responsibility. You know the customer service is poor when I have to tag all of you.

@lastminute_com still had zero contact from you. It’s physically impossible to speak to a human on your phone line, the option just isn’t there. What am I meant to do ? Have the decency to get back to me.

@ThomasHoskins84 @lastminute_com I’ve had zero luck either, one of their numbers doesn’t even connect and the other doesn’t give me an option to speak to a representative - it just cuts me off.

Hi @lastminute_com - I’ve been trying various avenues to contact you and one are working. Do you have an available customer representative?

@J_cokanasiga @StuartAndrew as I’ve rubbed shoulders with you in the past at my local rugby club I’d hope you’d be able to look into this issue raised by one of our international players. What a silly system that’s currently in place, something has to be done for them.

(THREAD) As some of you may know, I’ve teamed up with the Royal British Legion to call on the Government to abolish the visa fees faced by Commonwealth soldiers/veterans and their families. (1/6) #STOPTHESERVICECHARGE

@ReddersLeeds Correct, the idiots

@AndrewHaigh Leeds that

@Mr_Tasker 👏👏

@mbow50 @GillyT89 @LeicesterTigers @TomYoungs87 @YarnburyRFC 🎣

Very grateful to @LeicesterTigers #Academy manager #DaveWilks for inviting me in today. Learning from him & Throwing Guru #SimonHardy is a quality experience! @TomYoungs87 also incredibly welcoming and great to see him supporting academy players too! #NextGeneration #CPD #Thanks

@KdDonworth Class film

@KdDonworth @ReddersLeeds 👏

@Benn1Simon @YarnburyRFC It’s against Burley 1’s at Yarnbury 7.00pm kick off I believe