Chris

😮‍💨 #UTS 🦐 | #SUTvMOR

@MorecambeFC Putting out a statement that says nothing then finishing with this is laughable.

Morecambe Football Club is aware of recent online discussion relating to historic media reports concerning a member of staff. #UTS 🦐

@MorecambeFC Atleast post his highlights.

Morecambe Football Club can confirm that Tom Tweedy has been recalled by Burnley FC. We would like to thank Tom for his time with the Shrimps and we wish him every success for the remainder of the season back at Turf Moor. #UTS 🦐

@T0mWhite Amazing words. Thank you Tom, your hard work and effort on the pitch managed to galvanise a fan base in our greyest year. For a player who has only played for us for just over a year, the phrase once a shrimp always a shrimp has never been deserved more.

More than football

Does anyone know when this letter of claim was sent? You’d imagine daytime Wednesday. So surely the 48 hours have passed? Hoping for an update from W&L today 🤞

Panjab Warriors Statement on Morecambe FC Sale Delays

@itsjustste @MorecambeFC @MorecambeEats Give them a break, it’s quiz night tomorrow night.

@MorecambeFC @MorecambeEats Taking the piss now lads

Say hello to Morecambe's newest takeaway - Cappadocia 🍕 Our partner, @MorecambeEats is offering 25% off when placing your order. Don't miss out, the deal is today only! #UTS 🦐

@tutumello16 Don’t worry, I got you haha

@tutumello16 Have you not been to the King Power Stadium or the City Ground

@tutumello16 Pride park?

@RyanCunningham_ @F1 Absolute donkey. Get him off that seat 😂😂

@F1 @Chris_Brucey

Oops 😬 #JapaneseGP #F1

If we beat Rotherham with this squad I’ll run up broadway bridge with a Stockton is Cod bedsheet the only thing between my bollocks and the brisk morecambe air

@BosDami I don’t think they are bothered as long as it’s not Xhaka 😂

So who will take charge of the penalties and free kicks at Manchester United now 😁?

@itsjustste Whenever

@Chris_Brucey We’ll see you in Shenanigans mate

Absolute joke, fuck all here in Morecambe/Lancaster

@JoeSHARPEEE @itsjustste Still bare aren't I

@Chris_Brucey @itsjustste I’m glad you moved too x

I’m not Giannis—I don’t have back-to-back league MVPs (he will in a matter of days)—and he’s not me. The question is... who were you as a player? 😂

@hallam116 @JCrook93 @russelling138 I heard they were the ones that set it up. Fuming ex residence didnt get an invite though

@JCrook93 Think I can see the Russell family @russelling138

Nice to see Clifton Drive having a street parteeeh! Swingers club are out in full force

I miss the game 😢

Rite sick of pleading begging etc no more olive branches I DEMAND an oasis reunion after this is all over all money going to NHS c’mon you know As we were LG x