Chris Creature

This is Kane Doran aka Michael Mavanity of The London Dog Walking Company. Charged with Drunk driving in 2019 & his partner Emma Cass charged with Manslaughter in 2019. This pair come from a criminal background yet were both allowed to work with dogs under Mick Doran’s watch.

@Lady_FanAccount It’s has more than 550 million views. It was all over mtv for years before “views” were counted

"The Bad Touch" was born when Jimmy Pop was at home marathoning Discovery Channel and saw monkeys having sex on TV. Frustrated, he thought, "Damn, even the animals are having sex and I'm here writing lyrics for another stupid album". The video recorded in Paris became one of the most watched and cult videos of the 2000s, with more than 550 million views.

@AutoInfatuation @eBay_UK I stopped using and deleted eBay years ago. Every time I sold something I’d have issues and they always were in favour of the buyer

I’ve had my @eBay_UK account since 2012, 100% positive feedback. Always an honest buyer and seller for all sorts of things over the years. Put a PC component up for sale the other day and a guy offers me my minimum within 3hrs, I agree to sell it and post it the same day as he seemed desperate. I was crystal clear in my description that it was missing one of the original USB-C to USB-A cables as I lost it when I moved house and that a normal cable does the exact same job. Guy messages me demanding I either partially refund him for the ‘Missing’ cable or ‘I can have it back’ once delivered. I suggest he takes it up with eBay as he clearly didn’t read the advert. As you can see below he’s playing the buyer protection system and trying to extort money from me basically. He then puts in a return request for a reason that is completely null and void. I ring eBay and they suggest I accept the return request despite me not being in the wrong, I tell them I will not pander to people like that who are playing the system and would sooner not use their platform anymore. Now my account is under review and all payouts have been put on hold for at least 5 working days 😡 So fuck you @eBay_UK and your ridiculous system that always sides with the buyer regardless of what they say or how blatantly they abuse the system.

@e1duchess This was filmed at the Ingestre estate in Kentish Town. For those who want to avoid

My growler just turned itself inside out with second hand cringe. x.com/graceyldn/stat…

Bloody love seeing our garden come to life in the spring time

@lucyjaynewhite1 @DrMarianaClaire How did you contact him if you had his phone?? Makes no sense

@DrMarianaClaire That’s why I wrote “His phone had an upgrade 🇬🇧🇬🇧”

Today, I found an iPhone dropped in the road in London. I stopped & picked it up. As it was still unlocked, I managed to contact the owner & return it to him. This is an example of the high trust society my ancestors created, that I will preserve. His phone had an upgrade 🇬🇧🇬🇧

At The Tate

This is so weird but so good

My baby

I said, no, I know he’s Micks son but I’ve never knowingly met him & he certainly never worked for the company I worked for. So now we know. And your name is now the only name connected to ‘that’ Instagram account. Finally we know who runs that page. It took a while. Phew 👌🏼

Hi Jamie. Was fascinating to find out your name was connected to mine in reference to a crime number from November 2022 in the week I resigned. I found this out during my interview reporting the defamation page you created. I was asked “do you know someone called Jamie Doran?”

Booze! Drugs! Sweary lawyers! Egg in the buff! Ricky Gervais' big break! It's 30 years today since #ThisLife arrived on our TV screens and BBC4 are rerunning it tonight at 10pm. I wrote about how it discovered a generation of talent and changed TV drama theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

@ShiiineOn_ THE BEST!!! had a This Life poster on my wall in the 90’s

This week in 1996 The first episode of "This Life" aired on BBC 2. Remember it ?

@shepuchibhaji Marley and me

hi can anyone recommend a movie that will emotionally destroy me I want to be sobbing uncontrollably and questioning my existence

@petabeeuk Tom Witherow did a piece on Bruce’s doggy daycare. thetimes.com/article/bigges…

@ZackPolanski Well done!! Legend

Ha. No I've not slept a wink yet and done a LOT of interviews. What's keeping me going? The fact we took on the billionaire donors - and our local plumber won! The movement is building. 🚀 Join.greenparty.org.uk

@lip_gloss_veins Woahh

This is genuinely the craziest fucking shit I’ve seen all year what is this… fuck everyone who’s going

Time is never time at all You can never ever leave Without leaving a piece of youth And our lives are forever changed We will never be the same The more you change, the less you feel

@SimonCarGuy North London exactly the same. Clearly using road materials that aren’t for for purpose.

I’ve just driven the B4020 in West Oxfordshire and asked my passenger to film (apologies not the best quality but it’s good enough to see the road) I appreciate this is a UK wide issue, not just here but I’m using my voice to speak out for everyone. This is just not acceptable.

@TheNorfolkLion @hairnetbonbons

OK M&S just dropped something actually genius: their new 'Only… Ingredients' range 😍 Everyday staples like baked beans, sausages, burgers, ketchup, yoghurts, cereals... made with 3–8 recognisable ingredients MAX. No weird additives, no artificial colours, no preservatives, no ultra-processed nonsense. Just proper food, back to basics. 👏🏻