Chris Gilbert 🇵🇸🍉🇱🇧

@JAL_Official_jp for the 2nd time my wife has book with JAL and you have swapped the names in the booking and are now demanding £500+ to rebook! She is desperately trying to get home to see her terminally ill mother! It's absolutely disgraceful profiteering!

@JamesCleverly absolutely tying himself in knots trying to defend Nick Timothy on #BBCLauraK. It seems that any Muslim act that is "contrary to the UK norms" is bad but things like segregated prayer for Jews & Christians and Sikhs wearing turbans (hardly the UK norm) is fine! 🤔

@Alexarmstrong You genuinely think your average gammon-faced racist GB News viewer doesn't instruct his missus how she's voting...just, outside of the polling station? 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

BREAKING: The Electoral Commission has said at the Gorton and Denton polls, they’ve seen “CONCERNINGLY HIGH LEVELS OF FAMILY VOTING”, the highest in its history. This is where families tell their family members how to vote in a polling station. It is illegal.

Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola said it is 'clear' that there is a genocide in Palestine. He went on to say that seeing images from Sudan, Palestine and Ukraine 'hurts' him. trib.al/7wi432X

@kelvmackenzie Maybe if you weren't such a massive cunt you wouldn't be Kelvin MacKenzie. But you are, so you are. Cunt.

Just been nicked for a second time for doing more than 20mph in outer London while a mate of mine in North London faces losing his licence soon for running up 12pts for breaking that limit 4 times. There will be record driving disqualification going through the courts. . Khan will be so pleased. Almost impossible to do 20mph for any period of time. Cars weren’t built to go that slowly.

@TfL how can I claim Delay Repay on contactless when the station I departed from and arrived at isn't listed (New Eltham & London Bridge overground)?

@RachelCDailey 99% of taxi drivers are arseholes. As with your example, the percentage isn't entirely accurate but it's very, very close!

@julianmaimin @joehansen @NiohBerg @POTUS @netanyahu Demonizing him? He's done a pretty good job doing that himself. Genocidal cunt

@joehansen @NiohBerg @POTUS @netanyahu Oh now you want Netanyahu to be the hero, when the world has spent the last few years demonizing him?

🔴 Really disturbing Starlink message: "I have news from someone in Dezful - the city is under siege by Hashd ash-Shaabi (Iraqi terrorist militia). They are beastly mercenaries with covered faces who can’t understand Persian and only speak Arabic. The whole city is on curfew and there's an atmosphere of terror and dread everywhere. Snipers are positioned on taller buildings in the last few days, head shotting people at random. They have no mercy and don’t discriminate between children, teenagers or the elderly. Anyone leaving the house risks be shot by snipers or killed by mercenaries on the ground. It’s very likely that the situation is similar in other cities in Khuzestan Province. They are getting massacred in total silence (no news coverage) and isolation. Please speak up for Dezful and other smaller cities."

@VisualCap @TerzoHQ Grok isn't hallucinating, it's @elonmusk gaslighting everyone into believing he's not a complete cunt

Does your AI always give you the right answer? Unfortunately, the rate of errors can be as high as 94% 🤖 This infographic breaks down AI hallucination rates by model. It’s a preview of the brand-new executive guide done in partnership with @TerzoHQ, AI’s Illusion of Truth: The Data Behind AI Errors. visualcapitalist.com/sp/ter02-ranke… #ter02

WANTED: 6ft 6 thug who left 73-year-old Palestine protester for dead in Egham, Surrey. 👉Contact: Surrey police at Staines police station Incident Number: PR/45250125674 Officer In Charge: Number 42403 Watch the video here👇 youtu.be/C5v2UN4FuVE

Yet another mobile phone theft on the corner of Tooley Street / Tower Bridge Road @metpoliceuk

@PaulEmbery Agreed but in 20 years of using trains in South East London, I have not once seen a train guard. Ever (SouthEastern railways).

Huntingdon is a useful corrective for those who think a train driver "just sits in a cab and pushes a lever", or that the role of train guard can be abolished without consequence.

@Keir_Starmer Correct decision, murderous genocidal maniacs not welcome

This is the wrong decision. We will not tolerate antisemitism on our streets. The role of the police is to ensure all football fans can enjoy the game, without fear of violence or intimidation. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

@philwalton So if I understand this article correctly, if my polyfill javascript file contains even a single arrow function, I might as well ditch the whole thing as it's never being parsed by the browser right?

📢 New post: The State of ES5 on the Web. For years, we defaulted to transpiling to ES5 in order to support IE. But is that still necessary? I took a look at the data to find out, and I'll just say that the results were *actually* quite surprising! 🙀 philipwalton.com/articles/the-s…

@MELANIAJTRUMP What is this fancy dress? Why the fuck is she coming as Inspector Gadget?!

First Lady Melania Trump departed the White House this morning, en route to the United Kingdom for her and President Trump’s second State Visit. Melania T is wearing a fierce tan trench coat by Burberry, black Saint Laurent sunglasses, and black leather riding boots by Christian Dior. #FashionoftheFirstLady

Overseas Liverpool fans giving it large. But if you didn’t grow up with an actual connection to your city and club, then you simply picked a brand. You didn’t inherit a club; you ordered one. It’s not the same. Local belonging beats mail-order allegiance. Always.

@Se_Railway That'll be fun, thanks! Nothing like putting up as many barriers as possible to prevent claiming eh.

@Chris_M_Gilbert If you phone customer services they will be able to assist further 03453227021 ^KH

⚠️ NEW: Because of a fault with the signalling system between London Bridge and #NewCross, some services to/from Charing Cross are being delayed and some may be diverted to run to/from Cannon Street.

@Se_Railway How on earth do I do this? New Eltham isn't on the London Overground, London Underground, DLR or Elizabeth line which are the only options!

@Chris_M_Gilbert Hi Chris yes you can claim delay repay. You would need to contact TFL for the refund: spkl.io/6015AK0kb ^KH

@DuSh08670514629 @Se_Railway True but you'd like to think drivers have access to the latest information. If they don't, they should!

@Chris_M_Gilbert @Se_Railway Also you as a passenger have access to social media updates. Drivers don't.

@DuSh08670514629 @Se_Railway Really? I never knew that. Seems crazy to me.

@Chris_M_Gilbert @Se_Railway Drivers can't control the volume of the announcements