Chris(topher) Allan Perry 🇪🇺

@stubbornella Sounds too damned complicated tbh…

Why I am not polyamorous, in a nutshell.

@BritishGasHelp Small update: Just tried that number, but are getting the same messages/response as the main number listed on our last renewal letter.

@Chris_Perry_61 Thank you Chris. ^Daisy

@BritishGasHelp our boiler started leaking this morning. I can’t log in and use the web chat as the system’s being “upgraded”, your phone line tells us to hold and then hangs up. What are we supposed to do? I thought this was a 24x7 service?

@BritishGasHelp Not a number we’re familiar with - will try now. Have messaged details on Facebook messages too

@Chris_Perry_61 I'm sorry you are having such difficulty with this Chris. Have you tried contacting this number for Home Services 0333 009 5784 (24/7)? There are agents able to book appointments through this number. ^Daisy

@BritishGasHelp Hi Daisy, the web page is covered in messages about “upgrades”. Can’t see anything that mentions Private Message”, can’t log in right now either.

@BritishGasHelp Trying to send a DM, but that’s having a problem right now too.

Oh, and “leaking” means no pressure in the boiler, which means no hot water.

@brucel I take a 6 month break for a bit of a social media detox. I come back and normal service is resumed...

@seaotta @belldotbz I'm detecting this faint aroma in the air, and it seems to be drifting in your direction. Hopefully it'll pass as quickly as it arrived.

@belldotbz According to Men In My Replies™ - you don't have to be good at design to write a book on it and my website (which hasn't been touched since 2016) means I'm shit at what I do Andy. Men said it. Must be true.

13+ years of designing. Literally *wrote a book* on it and was just rejected and told I should pursue another career trajectory 🌈

@ContentDesignLN A small amount of work done to improve our component library, and finally working out why one of them - looking at you 'InputBasic.vue' - wasn't letting us submit multiple email addresses.

@seaotta 😮

@maredparry Should you ever visit Keswick, Lancaster or Poulton-le-Fylde, just know that there are Booths awaiting your every need there too. I was in the first of those over this last weekend, can't say I've ever considered photographing it though... 🤷🏻‍♂️

@cherthedev Somehow I didn’t need the ‘alt’ to know it was Rainier.

This never gets old 🏔️

Just posted a photo @ The Cartford Inn instagram.com/p/Cn4uXTcIPAR/…

Just posted a photo @ The Cartford Inn instagram.com/p/Cn2SR6BoKoc/…

@tejask Were they right though?

I've been called a hype man

@lubes 61 years of denial and counting...

Which stage of grief are you at?

@jesslynnrose here's another one for you. It's a bit more senior this time. hr-jobs.lancs.ac.uk/Vacancy.aspx?r…

@nicolefranq Bicycle salesman