Chris Stephan

@SwiftOnSecurity Oh no, do you use RHEL now?

Why do people keep interacting with 12-year-old posts, from when I used to be good

@Tin_Can_Toucan @lorahmoe Since there are 3-6k grains of rice in a bowl, if we're talking 1 in 1,000,000 odds sounds good to me and yes if I was hungry, I'd probably take that risk.

@Chris_Stephan @lorahmoe So if I give you a bowl with 99 grains of rice and 1 poisoned grain, you'll dig right in without hesitation? And let's not forget that this is one instance of this happening, so I'll add a few more poisoned grains to be accurate. Still hungry?

@Tin_Can_Toucan @lorahmoe 62M was being kind to the OP. Turns out it's only 1000 users. Again not defending the assholes, but 1000 out of 4.1B males is a rounding error.

@JimFergusonUK csis.org/analysis/how-d…

🚨 BREAKING: SAUDI ARABIA ENTERS THE WAR This just changed everything. Reports indicate Saudi Arabia is now aligning with U.S. and Israeli operations following Iranian strikes on regional bases. If confirmed, this marks a major escalation: • A U.S.-Israel operation becomes a wider coalition war • Multiple Gulf states now directly involved • Iran facing pressure from several fronts at once • The risk of full regional conflict just surged This is no longer proxy warfare. This is alignment. This is escalation. This is the kind of shift that can redraw the entire Middle East overnight. Watch what happens next. Because once major regional powers commit… there is no easy way back.

@hari_amoor @FFmpeg @grok @ronaldosella Opinions...

Yeah, that's my other point... Don't. Every architecture that's relevant is supported by LLVM. Stop caring about esoteric ones that aren't. Worst comes to worst, you can embed your ASM in Rust, but you shouldn't have to if you can find a good enough Rust-native abstraction. At risk of being repetitive, engineers who refuse to use abstractions and act like that makes their software better are the same as religious people who torture themselves and act like it brings them closer to God

FFmpeg is moving to Rust 🦀 Our use of C and Assembly in FFmpeg has been an unacceptable violation of safety. FFmpeg will be running 10x slower - but we're doing it for your safety. All your videos will appear green - safety first, working software later.

@lady_valor_07 It wouldn’t matter what the law said. I’d gladly spend my life in prison protecting those I love. I am not asking if they’re armed… there would be no warning, except the sound of the safety disengaging. If they were willing to break in, they made the choice to meet their maker.

🤔

So my wife hands me my 6 yo’s Christmas Wish list today…. No. 4 had me rolling… The things this kid thinks he needs…

@infosec_fox For billions of dollars…. which is what makes it a success. Nothing is for free… When you signed up, you gifted that to him. Congrats.

The only thing Mark Zuckerberg has done successfully is sell our data.

@Matt_Pinner Sander and some stain.

You rip up the carpet and find this What do you do next?

@honeymoon250 Laugh…. because he’s lit a firecracker he can’t unlite.

What will you do?

@ohhanxiety R

Only real ones can solve it

@cuteonlyvibes Become best friends with them, ask lots of questions so they divulge all of their secrets… Now I am as smart as them!

@TracketPacer that’s just cruel.. at least get one with gigabit ports

tis the season

@medus4_cdc @Fortinet they should have tied bonus to those that don’t click the link.

Shame on @Fortinet They tied their engineers bonuses to their sales team, resulting in NO bonuses to their technical workers Then had the NERVE to pour salt in the wound by sending a phishing test email about 2025 holiday bonuses. GROSS.

@Matt_Pinner After all photography is the most unalienable right.

@Matt_Pinner Because the bill of rights isn’t a bill of needs and those rights are protected.

anybody...

@kmcnam1 holy hell… how do they do thar?

@oelma__ spinal tap.

Tell..

@infosec_fox 🤣 hahaha… one foes not become a hacker. One simply is or is not.

You need to pass CISSP first.