Stupid Douchebag

My state of mind is constantly fighting between these 2 videos

Smoking poop has never been easier with these new laws

My red flag is that I eat baba ghanoush in bed

Poop used to be cool. Now it's radical!

I get my vitamin c from cigarettes

All my friends are from Azerbaijan

being an adc main and not developing a cuck fantasy is impossible

Holding hands with my parole officer as I poop

You would not believe my shock when I heard that men were preying on Uzbek women.

My couch just got delisted on ebay due to a large brown stain on the cushions.

Shooting a bullet at my head to pop a pimple.

The Ni-Vanuatu (Vanuatuan if you will) huzz on my timeline are making me act a fool of myself.

You wouldn't last a day in my diaper.

Using x-ray vision to see my boner through a mirror.

I'm trying to be more inclusive but the poop I ordered doesn't even have brown in it anymore, what has America become?

I was abducted by aliens but there was nothing interesting about my body so they just threw me out.

Brown noise makes me have to poop. I wonder what white noise does to me..

They should do propaganda but with women's breasts. Please?

people act like they're your friend and then flat-out refuse to change your diaper

Can you put Diarrhea in an airfryer

just pissed all over the floor thank god that stuff evaprates