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@Dat_boy_nino Plastic fan Small crises for Barca and you’ll run as well

Joao Pedro? He better moves to barca to save his career....imagine after the kind of season he had and they still refused to pick him thanks to the club he plays for.

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@oviomeze @Blue_Footy @Squawka Too use|ess 😂

@Blue_Footy @Squawka Look at how the left winger didn’t win in a single stat…

📊 @Squawka's Chelsea and Man City combined XI.

@AnabellaMarvy Keep been happy 😂

The chances of Barcelona signing Chelsea’s entire starting XI are higher than Chelsea signing Lamine Yamal

How A Tiny Weight Can Exhaust You 😵

@Papeery @FabrizioRomano Naso my guy 😂

@FabrizioRomano Why are we still talking about Chelsea’s new manager

🚨🔥 Kylian Mbappé: “I have a great relationship with Xabi Alonso”. “He will be a GREAT manager. Everyone knows what I think about him”.

@ryanthrow1910 @barcacentre @martinezferran Lmaooooo What are you on? 😂 Even Hazard stayed without CL football

@barcacentre @martinezferran they have no european football next year they’re mental if they think he’s gonna wanna stay

🚨 It will be difficult to sign João Pedro for less than €100m as Chelsea consider him as their best player. However, it's also noted that Chelsea may need to sell for Fair Play reasons. [@martinezferran]

@Kadaeline_ @maticlepsina @DKBSTalk @theberneese Why not do same for lewandonkey 😂

@maticlepsina @DKBSTalk @theberneese Can't you bant without insults 😂

Chat are we cooked?

@Bablowj91 @Blue_Footy Are you new?

@Blue_Footy Is it likely they fumbled it at this stage?

This X won't contain me and BlueCo if they fumble Xabi Alonso. 😂

@Veryslimguy1 @auhameed @AramideOyekunle Lmaooooooo tffffff 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@auhameed @AramideOyekunle Everyone who makes use of devices is a computer science

Courses you’ll regret studying in Nigeria if you don’t have a clear plan; 1. Political science 2. Sociology 3. Economics 4. Chemistry 5. Physics 6. Philosophy 7. All educational courses 8. Animal science 9. Crop science 10. Soil science 11. Sport science 12. Mass communication 13. History & international relations 14. Nigerian languages (Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo) 15. Estate management 16. Economics again 17. Fishery 18. Agricultural science 19. Computer science 20. Microbiology

@rubydboo @AramideOyekunle E be like na economics hin study because na vex e take add am again 😂

@AramideOyekunle the way you put economics two times😭😭 i don dey regret say i study that course for this country 🥹

@MUSAAbdullahiO4 @AramideOyekunle Wonderful… have you started your own livestock farming 😂 Man talk am like say na direct 😂 Make @Letter_to_Jack explain give you Abi just go through his profile and learn something new.

@AramideOyekunle While number 8 Animal science, when you have the opportunity to start your own business without job hunting Just with 200k You can start with 50broiler sell at 6weeeks and make your profit Piggery is there Poultry is there Fishery is there Where tdid u get d foolish ide

We gave people tiny computers at Code with Claude. Here are some of the small, delightful things they built:

Asiri Nla! #yoruba #nigeriansindiaspora #london

@scopemannszn @Lizzyb_th @boy_director E just too obvious

@Lizzyb_th @boy_director Which kain engagement bait be this?😂

Only those who witnessed Chelsea vs man united champions league final have truly witnessed football club fan culture in Nigeria. All the buses had their flags up, cows were painted club logos and slaughtered, Bars were filled up from noon, the whole streets were empty till the final whistle.

@OluwaTiDamilarh @Stonecodecom @provii8 Lmao When POS reach???? Lmao

@Stonecodecom @provii8 Not a content creator

The hoods first bad influence, accurate or nah 😭😂

How To Make The Right Choice At The Right Time 🤔

@FolajeuwoNelson @arojinle1 Ajebutter Pikin 😂

@arojinle1 Olùkọ this looks for like roundworm o

Pick it with your left hand. Don't worry. It's perfectly safe. I've done it a few times. Gently carry it to where you have soil in your compound. If you have a small garden in your compound, that's even better. Drop it there, pour some water on the soil around it if it isn't wet. Go back and wash your hands. You've just helped the earworm and yourself.

AI is everywhere 😭 who is the author of this book btw.

@Papeery @xrzrzrrc @funnyscandal Lmaooo I sent voice note to people but dare not play my own voicenote that I just sent 😂

@xrzrzrrc @funnyscandal Lemme tell you a crazy fact. I’ve never sent a voicemail or voice note to anyone before

nothing humbles you faster than hearing your own voice in a video