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@Chrissyma

35, ambidextrous, native Baltimorian, 5 ft 2 and 100 lbs of pure badass, with a dash of total jerk. Okay...mostly jerk. Too sassy for my own good. Mama & wife

Baltimore, MD Katılım Ocak 2009
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Sass Master@Chrissyma·
@binx7h Had an ovarian cyst rupture in 2014. I gave birth in 2022. The cyst is still more painful than any part of childbirth or pregnancy for me. I was vomiting from pain and literally passed out and turned grey from the cyst, I have never felt anything similar to that since.
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What's the MOST INTENSE PAIN you've ever experienced??
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els ★ 🪩@sunflowings·
Tiva ppl do you want that 🏒 show to lose again? time to help me voting for revival (100 votes each day until May 30th) audiencechoice.ca
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Emma
Emma@Avabelly__·
What do you think?
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Mountain Dew®
Mountain Dew®@MountainDew·
The first 500 people that respond to this get a reply.
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
For America to be great, we must always remain one nation under God. On National Day of Prayer, we pledge that America will always, as it is written in Psalm 96, “Tell His glory among the nations”—and that we will never forget God’s role in creating, protecting, & sustaining the freest, strongest, most prosperous, & greatest country in the world. 🙏
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Sass Master@Chrissyma·
@WhiteHouse "One nation under god" - from the least godly person to exist in modern times. 🤣
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Sass Master@Chrissyma·
@elonmusk Why the fuck should anyone need a bulletproof car?
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Only when you drive the Cybertruck do you realize how incredible it is: a bulletproof tank that moves like a million dollar sports car! Reason for the angular shape is that the thick, ultra-hard stainless steel body panels cannot be stamped like the thin, feeble, paper-strength mild steel of other trucks. Cybertruck body panels would break 5000 ton stamping machines.
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal

One of Elon's most vocal critics just bought a Cybertruck. Brian Krassenstein, who has spent years publicly clashing with @elonmusk, announced the purchase yesterday. His reason had nothing to do with politics. He has a young family and the Cybertruck is the only pickup truck in America to hold both an IIHS Top Safety Pick+ award and a perfect 5-star NHTSA rating simultaneously. When your fiercest critics are buying your product because the data leaves them no choice, that's a different kind of win.

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Sydney Taylor
Sydney Taylor@sydneyy_taylor·
I’m 31, 120 lbs, recently divorced. Describe me in one word
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Joe Linton
Joe Linton@BluffCityKing11·
@BullMooseMemes @DonaldJTrumpJr Btw, how come we have ZERO follow up about the kid that shot his ear off ? Seems odd doesn’t? I mean Hinkley had numerous documentaries and books written about him. This guy, zero
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Donald Trump Jr.
Donald Trump Jr.@DonaldJTrumpJr·
Well, this is news to me… unless he means birthed a child which would also hold true for every male ever. TDS is real and it’s scary.
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MKimble515@MKimble515·
@EK_2C4M @DonaldJTrumpJr Another liar. What an amazing thing. Everything the left says is a lie. There's 2 kinds of people in your party -liars and people too stupid to see through obvious lies that are repeated.
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NBC News@NBCNews·
President Trump settles a lawsuit with the estate of renowned singer and songwriter Isaac Hayes that accused the president of using the hit record “Hold On, I’m Coming” in his campaign without permission, Hayes’ family says. nbcnews.com/politics/donal…
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Eric Menefee
Eric Menefee@4real_Emenefee·
@NBCNews Event organizers pay ASCAP which is like a fund to pay royalties to song writers or whoever owns the rights to the song. And they settled because the Trump campaign stopped using the song in 2024 They didn't beat President Trump. fake news
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Amelia@Amelia558rs·
Help my grandma,I Can't decide 😊
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ELIZABETH WAGNER@LISAWAGS0719·
@WordWanderer @Timodc Then why did they have to pay it back and yes they have to pay it back I have a family member who has to pay it back It was illegal just like joe biden
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Tim Miller@Timodc·
It brings me no joy to say this but given the presidents shocking announcement that the Supreme Court is compromised by foreign interests, the next president will have no choice but to replace all 9 members with new justices who have no foreign entanglements.
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Sass Master@Chrissyma·
@YourAnonNews Hear me out, I think some dipshit MAGAt or some equally moronic dipshit in his own circle had a gun go off and his security and secret service reacted, snagged his ear on a lapel pin. I don't believe he is smart enough to plan this but I don't believe he was "shot" or shot at.
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Anonymous@YourAnonNews·
Just a friendly reminder that Trump's "assassination attempt" was just a photo op to gain sympathy.
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Sass Master@Chrissyma·
@RepNancyMace Cool. So when is Trump gonna be arrested for raping children and women? When will he be arrested for the other crimes he's committed as President and as a private citizen?
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Sass Master@Chrissyma·
Having a kid who requires special nutrition is really tough but I have to say, @kate_farms customer service is top notch, not to mention their product. I'm blown away at the care and kindness. Whoever Heather is, she deserves a raise or at least a bonus and a pizza party.
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Sass Master@Chrissyma·
@DisBeforeAfter @WaltDisneyWorld I know I'm gonna get harangued for this but I genuinely am unsure which part is the unacceptable part? I haven't been to Disney since I was a kid and I have terrible vision as an adult among other issues but I can't figure this one out. 😭
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OLD DISNEY/NEW DISNEY@DisBeforeAfter·
Just so everyone is on the same page and everything is absolutely clear to every manager at @WaltDisneyWorld: THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
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