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@Saraya Fierce 🖤❤️

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@jk_rowling If in doubt, do as the green figure does.

‘It’s probably against the law to follow the law.’ Next week on ‘Let’s Get Legal With Monty’, ‘it’s not stealing if you really want the money’.

@RachelRileyRR Ah, are there any downsides to being vegan? 😌

They actually sell bogey flavour jellybeans. What to get the person who has everything?! 🤷‍♀️🤮

@RachelRileyRR Dare I say, then, that it's very apt that the loveliest lady on TV appears on said loveliest show on TV tonight! Looking forward to watching this, with a leftover vegan mince pie 🥧🍷😋🌲👱❤️

Dare I say the loveliest show on TV is on tonight! The Festive Pottery Showdown was the most fun I’ve had in yonks, with Martin Kemp, Babatunde Aleshe, Tom Rosenthal. 9pm Channel 4 to see if my pottery wheel spinning matches up with my dance floor spinning 💃🎅🏼🎄🫠😝🥳

@Saraya UK pre-order in da (your) house! 🏠🔥💅

🚨🔥Announcement that’s made me so nervous my chest is red. But my new book is available for preorder HELL IN BOOTS! Took me so long and I’m so excited to share my life with you! Preorder right now using this link: bit.ly/HellInBoots I love you and thank you 🥹🔥🚨

@RachelRileyRR @thismorning @thedebbiemcgee @BrendanCole I just caught the last 5 minutes of this. Lovely to see you smiling, after all the tumultuous horridness on here. My love and support to you, as always ❤️ xox

Can you believe today is exactly 20 years since Strictly first graced our screens! It’s changed a few lives in that time to in say the least… 💃🕺🪩 🧒🏼👧🏻 Lovely reminiscing on @thismorning with the gorgeous @thedebbiemcgee @BrendanCole and some bloke from Siberia… what was his name again?! 😆 @pashakovalev Happy Anniversary Strictly!

@RachelRileyRR @ManUtd @AndyBurnhamGM @MayorofGM NHS staff should not be publicly displaying political messages to begin with, much less discriminating against others because of this & treating them so appallingly. Wtf does a 9 year old Jewish boy, needing the same care as anyone, have to do with anything?! Numbskull behaviour.

I’ve just read an account of the horrendous discriminatory experiences of a young Jewish boy, and as seen here a fellow @ManUtd fan, receiving appalling treatment in Royal Manchester Children’s Hospital. His uncle asks here, WTAF is going on? @AndyBurnhamGM @MayorofGM @DeputyMayorofGM @NHSEngland @NHSuk please could you investigate this with urgency. I won’t share the original link here for fear the writer would get hounded, but it comes from a long-standing account with many connections and former unrelated posts, speaking to its authenticity. @LordJohnMann @LordIanAustin

@jk_rowling Which would imply that, without your money, they don't give a monkeys about the rights of women & children anyway, or that any current, hollow feelings & views they do have - regarding these rights, combative or not - reside upon insincerity &, likely, bitterness &/or resentment.

The number of people who feel compelled to tell me that if they had my money they wouldn’t give a damn about the rights of women and children never ceases to amaze me. I believe you, of course, I’m just surprised that’s something you like to boast about.

@RachelRileyRR As "impressive" as this evidence is, I'm pretty sure it will be debunked soon, by natural default of the extinction of dinosaurs already proven to be jew based.

I’ve found out what killed the dinosaurs off. 😵

@kirawontmiss Killing any animal for anything else but survival isn't any different. Each animal wanted to live and each one was killed to satisfy us. Try looking inward more when you see sth like this, rather than throwing around the typical condemnation of such a cruel and unnecessary act.

@RachelRileyRR @itvthechase @wwwalmtorg I'd imagine it would help some, as they can now flick channels between ads, seeing as it must be difficult for them to reject anything advertised between your programmes 🤦🙈 or maybe they might now boycott ITV too 🤷😬 me, I'll just catch up on +1. Have fun and good luck! 🙌💚

Thank god for the record button, or the off button for others 😆 as I’ll be on #BeatTheChasers @itvthechase tonight at 9pm, and also #CatsCountdown 9pm on Channel 4. Trying to raise some money for incredible children’s charity @wwwalmtorg so wish me luck! 🍀

@RachelRileyRR It's unbearable to even comprehend a reality such as this, let alone accept that it is one. I'm so sorry you're exposed to these horrors more than most, through your pursuit of raising awareness of the unashamed systemic AS polluting our world, & the profound affects of the same.

This has broken me today. My phone is filled with hundreds of pics like this with my babies. “On October 6th they were a family. On October 7, they were burned alive by Hamas terrorists and reduced to ashes. Johnny, Tamar, Shahar and Arbel (6) and Omer (4) Siman Tov.”

@RachelRileyRR AND Happy Birthday to you, ofc! 😁🥳 Proud of you! ❤️

@RachelRileyRR "We Make The Party Super Naughty," what kind of party was this, again..? 😳🤪 🥂

Today is the 10th anniversary of me turning 28 and also sustaining a One Direction dance related scar on my shin, still visible to this day. Precious memories! 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸😆

@Hatzlakah1 @Jay_Sutherland_ @emmacpicken Or, man ignores &/or tailors particular words of said dictionary to fit his narrative. The only fair disagreement to be had with this dictionary's presentation of the word is not its definition, but of its spelling. It should really be spelt "antisemitism" to be wholly accurate.

@Jay_Sutherland_ @emmacpicken Man argues with dictionary 🤦‍♂️

It is simply inconceivable that Owen Jones doesn't know John Cusack is a raging antisemite. His descent into the abyss is unstoppable. #OwenJones

@RachelRileyRR Nothing to do with conveniently blaming others for all of your own crappy behaviour, ofc. Some of these beauties would be utterly laughable if it weren't for how deplorable they are. Here's to "giant space lasers" being far more beneficial to the world than starting forest fires.

Antisemites are not normal 🤡💩👻 A few months ago I saw a conspiracy claiming Jews were responsible for obesity in America because the person who invented the shopping trolley was Jewish 🤷‍♀️ Before that we were starting forest fires using giant space lasers 😬 And now “The Zionist Jews controlling our planet are all pedophiles.” And many other gems repackaged for a fresh 2024 feel. 🤦‍♀️

@RachelRileyRR @GiveBloodNHS Beautiful, inside and out. I look forward to making a similar post once a certain other team in red emulates this number! ❤️

20 times, and that’s a fact! @GiveBloodNHS 💪🩸🌡️ ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

@RachelRileyRR Just put it on after the Christmas shopping was delivered 6 hours later than it should've been 🫠 ("1st world" problems and all that). On my own, having a laze and a laugh sounds good! 🎄😆

Your last and final warning, 5 mins to go, now you’re on your own!

@RachelRileyRR Such a beautiful piece of... Cake! 🍰 I'm already devouring it with my mind! Hope she has a good a birthday as I'm sure she'll enjoy this cake! 😋💚

It’s my soon to be 4 year old’s birthday tomorrow. Shove some candles in this and it’ll be perfect, right?! 😆🙈🎂

@RachelRileyRR Perfect for Grandma's Christmas cracker 😂

“Show it a prawn-o” is a brilliant answer 🤣