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@GOPareracist @misfiredplasma @xgreeneyeddoll @YtFragilityy @i_forklift @SouthernandFat You’re typing in English. Using the White Man’s internet. You think in MY language. You will never be able to articulate a single thought without Whiteness inside your head.

if the American settlers were black

@Foodacriss I’d drop a SpongeBob on the right hoe

Since we are putting imaginary characters on our money now, we should put SpongeBob SquarePants on the $100 bill

@i_forklift I have seen bad takes in my life but that is massively awful

@crazybirdredux @a_d_abercrombie @audio_glass I don’t call it “shameless self promotion.” I call it SS (Shameless Sharing) under the non-monetized boot of yaccarino. There might be a handful that enjoy the weirdness. Sometimes I think it would be cool to start a band in Japan or if Japanese were here instead of G

@a_d_abercrombie @audio_glass I don’t call it “shameless self promotion.” I call it SS (Shameless Sharing) under the non-monetized boot of yaccarino. There might be a handful that enjoy the weirdness. Sometimes I think it would be cool to start a band in Japan or if Japanese were here instead of G

I don’t call it “shameless self promotion.” I call it SS (Shameless Sharing) under the non-monetized boot of yaccarino. There might be a handful that enjoy the weirdness. Sometimes I think it would be cool to start a band in Japan or if Japanese were here instead of N

@Cash_Nicholson @i_forklift I need to be able to turn my torso lots of ways!

@i_forklift Woah they doxxed @ChristmasPast3

Test. Can a wigga take a lil Lent break without breaking the app?

@jjoelglanton139 Has anyone told @Forms_Respecter to start stockpiling wieners?

@GlomarResponder Thats hot stuff!

Would the Founding Fathers approve of Black History? I won't pretend to speak for them. But in January, I sat down with George AI and asked for its views on Black History Month. It asked what that was. I said its a month dedicated to black history, proclaimed by the men and women of congress. George AI then shouted "women?! and produced a gatling gun. It then began to kill indiscriminately, leaving rivers of blood and untold carnage in its wake.

Breaking 🚨 🚨 🚨 President Trump is set to announce the creation of “shapes store vouchers” for all African Americans who apply to the program. Trump has reportedly stated: “They love the shapes. LOVE them. We’re gonna give them shapes like you wouldn’t believe”

@PollTracker2024 Just dudes being dudes. What’s the big deal?

The Floridian Press: Miami GOP Secretary's Group Chat Pushes Antisemitism, “Killing N***ers” “In a disturbing series of group chat obtained by The Floridian, Miami GOP Secretary Abel Alexander Carvajal ran a group chat in which the N-word was used over 200 times and members celebrated the removal of an African-American activist from the FIU College Republicans.” Link to article: floridianpress.com/2026/03/miami-…

@wmarybeard Being conquered by the Turks is a bad thing Mary.

@OsoBlanc0 Movie was far better than it had any right to be

The way John Travolta looks in this movie is throwing out uncanny valley vibes. He looks so odd

@heyyallitsHam Doing meth and stockpiling automatic weapons was pretty white coded of him

I was flying into Albuquerque on a skiing trip and I noticed what I thought was a 12 year old black child in first class with a hat that said "TI," a shirt with TI's face on it and a gold chain that said "Grand Hustle." I said to myself "wow this little guy likes TI." Then at the baggage claim I saw a crew of people dressed exactly the same get the guys luggage and whisk him away in an SUV, and then I realized the little feller was T.I.

What the last day of February feels like on Twitter dot com

@artdecofuturist Love me some dry heaving. Really makes a wigga feel whole

You know how sometime when you are brushing your teeth you almost puke? Today it finally happened. I actually puked while brushing my teeth. Like, actually puked.

@audio_glass Giving wiggers a bad name

wiggers up to no good

@chernygraf I thought we were supposed to support sex workers?

@jjoelglanton139 The only catch is that you can never EVER go in an outhouse again…