Chunky Buttons

The Shrimp Incident: Based on a true story (I really spent six hours on this piece of shit)

home sweet home

Just ate 5 bags of unwashed lettuce #SettlementJackpot

@jigglylove8 I found it once and it tasted musty

@Chunky_Buttons raw milk never goes bad btw

filling myself with expired milk before going back in the heat

@CrownedCaribou interesting

@Ch3f_3DP yeah it depends how full it is too

@Chunky_Buttons I think it’s technically good for like a week after the “sell by” date but I try to use it all before then

@Corkyswrath Ive noticed they put them where you would normally click to like once it loads

Anyone else notice how little pressure it takes to click into a Twitter ad? I can merely brush above them and they will still open.

@whatdoesphmean @genericbroad69

@Chunky_Buttons @genericbroad69 faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllll

who needs auschwitz when you live with a woman

@genericbroad69 Thanks :)

@Chunky_Buttons Aweee awesome congrats

@genericbroad69 yeah back in december

@Chunky_Buttons Are you married yet

Dick Wayne

just saw a hot Japanese goth chick with a morbidly obese white guy, never give up hope fellas

the uncle menu

URGENT MESSAGE @GreasyScoundrel

ok Temu is based

@Curry92281782 After looking at temu it’s damn near everything on amazon but a fraction of the proce and slower shipping

@Curry92281782 I broke my clothes rack and went back to reorder one and saw they were all the same thing priced $40, did a reverse image search and found it on Temu for $12

Guess I’m trying Temu, Amazon is such dogshit now I may as well just get my Chinese slop from the source

@tuskposting *snatches his testicles while he’s down*

"let's run tusk for his foams"