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@nypost Looks like one of those butter sculptures at the state fair.

Heidi Klum's bizarre statuesque Met Gala look mistaken for AI - 'What is this?' trib.al/D8V2XbD

@TheCinesthetic Great film. Need to rewatch soon.

Production on Cast Away (2000) paused for nearly a year so Tom Hanks could lose weight for the later scenes. Rather than wait, Robert Zemeckis used the break to shoot What Lies Beneath (2000) with much of the same crew.

@DiscussingFilm Dogshit dialogue omg.

New clip from ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’. In theaters on May 22.

@FootballCravee Is white boy summer canceled or something?

Joe Burrow has been facing criticism for his outfit choice at the Kentucky Derby: “It is absolutely ignorant of our country’s history to be dressed like that.”

@barstoolsports I’m so nauseous right now. LFG.

THE QUINNESOTA WILD HAVE ERASED A 3-0 DEFICIT

San Antonio Spurs fans are already lining up for tomorrows game

@barstoolsports Truth be told.

“Flopping has ruined our league. Joel Embiid is one of the greatest players that has played basketball, but he flops” Jaylen Brown is sick of Embiid’s flopping

your honor you know how a white boy get on twisted tea

@J_Remyphoto Beautiful.

Hockey in MN hits different 📸

@sadhawkeyefan Used to buy that kind of Fair Life but recently realized it has artificial sweeteners in it.

Cart dox

@wardamnbilly I know that hits though.

Oreo cheesecake milkshake. Yeah I’m feelin like a fat lard

@ABC Omfg.

Thermos, the popular food and beverage insulated container company, is voluntarily recalling more than 8 million jars and bottles for injury risk after several people "suffered permanent vision loss." abcnews.link/e3XbmbO

@DrBoozler @livvydunne Living the dream, Boozler.

More pitchers are on the way @livvydunne

@DerekNotJeter Short king activity.

Just saw a guy on top of a girl getting a piggy back ride. What the fuck is going on with this world

@litebeerasschug Hard agree.

bitch alcohol is a severely underrated and very overhated.

Hantavirus found on a cruise ship. Never going on one now.

how tweeting feels like for us small accounts 💔

@espn @ShamsCharania PLEASE. Season can’t end like this.

Anthony Edwards will miss the start of the Wolves' second-round series against the Spurs, but there is growing optimism he could push his way back into the lineup in the coming week, possibly as early as Games 3 or 4, league sources told @ShamsCharania.

@FrankiePSmeal Him realizing it was simply being away from her 🫪

Overheard a girl asking her boyfriend what his favorite part of his guys trip was and he didn’t have an answer. Absolute nails.

@ReddCinema Agoraphobia and borderline personality disorder. Enjoy the fake pregnancy scare after cuddling once.