Chris

@MsMashaBlues I'm often quoted that saracism is the lowest form of wit, and I assure people in those respects I can get a lot lower...somethings are worth putting the effort into.

@Christophe58073 SSC is what got my last page banned it appears by your thinking 🤣

Let’s talk acronyms and safety (fun, I know!)… Do you know (without googling) what these mean? SSC PRICK RACK - this is the one I use CCCC

@MsMashaBlues Ah the post work out glow and the infamous odd socks.....

Work out completed and spent a good hour dancing about in one of the studios so I’m suitably ready for a long hot shower! Not a bad start to the morning work wise too, I’m now visiting @AlbaEdenFalkirk twice this week, AND I’ve got 4 days off! #winning

@MsMashaBlues I hope you have a great workout and if you dont release all your frustrations hopefully some willing soul will step up to be utilised soon.

Monday motivation… I need that this morning…so the tunes are on, and I’m heading to the gym to work out some frustration. Might accidentally do another pull up today 💪🏼

@MsMashaBlues You drank and partied till sunset, went to bed and woke up today feeling like death...

@Christophe58073 🍸 🥳 🌅 🛌 💀 Do you understand this? 🤣

Ah well, you win some you lose some. My account got suspended so I’m having to start over again. I expected it at some point, but still unsure why. Anyways, I’m back smiling again as usual 🙌🏼

@missmashablues Well technically I was a little tied up at the time and heard it,.....need to take your word he is still alive 😆

@Christophe58073 The person took it well, I respect those who can admit something didn’t quite come across as they intended. You’ve seen me get mad at someone then hug them because they realised their error 🤣

@missmashablues Lol crispy exterior, sounds like I've got a hygiene problem...

@Christophe58073 I love how easy it was to get past your crispy exterior 🤭

I know my place in this industry, and I’m happy with what I offer. I like being someone’s first experience into this world, because I know I’ll look after them. Helping them safely navigate what they might enjoy. However, I’ve had some very experienced people through my door who love my laid back (albeit intense at times) approach, as they want the psychological play more than anything. And I’m very good at that! What I don’t fall into is the role play category. Yet people seem to think I’d be a ‘very good strict mistress’ 🤦🏻‍♀️ I literally smile in every photo 🤣

@missmashablues You are very caring and see the best in people and situations, being slow to anger perhaps just shows you have better control of your emotions, never given it a lot of thought to be fair,

@Christophe58073 I’ll learn from you and then we’ll find a middle ground somewhere

I’m reading a book about anger just now and I realised, I sometimes don’t get as angry as I probably should. Does anyone else feel like that? Or are you trying to reduce your anger?

@missmashablues I like this option....

@Christophe58073 I can punch in your place now, you get to keep your job, and I get to protect your sanity! Win win!

Monday motivation? Get your ass in gear and do the thing you’ve been putting off! Ya know, if you feel like it. I’m not being paid to tell you what to do 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

@missmashablues Oh how I would love to stare but alas fighting my inner thoughts and demons is hard enough without adding Napalm to the fire.....Closed eyes and blindfolds are my friends....

I just couldn’t stop staring at myself in this yesterday! Shiny smooth nylon that felt like silk under my fingertips…

@missmashablues I must ask, you know I can't help it, is your chocker actually comfortable to wear? it looks like a self inflicted torture device.... ouch..

Someone really wants to worship these boots today… What they don’t know (yet) is that I was dancing in them for 4hrs last night 😏

@missmashablues Lol I'm sure that will just add to their excitement, for me its not the boots but the woman wearing them that deserves any sort of worship.

@missmashablues And why not........you add a sparkle to most of our lives....

@Christophe58073 I also have little glitter freckles on my face today ☺️ I was feeling extra whimsical!

We made it to Friday! I had a cancellation for this afternoon, a newbie who lost his nerve. It doesn’t happen often, but I’d rather they didn’t visit if they weren’t sure. Also a reason I take a 50% deposit when booking, I need to protect my loses as much as possible.

@missmashablues Lucky bugger lol....

Accidentally stepped into conversion therapy today…hooked my sub up to the electrics until he was almost crying and then danced for him 😂