Miss Masha Blues

@Christophe58073 I think it takes higher intelligence to get sarcasm right, but that’s because it’s my love language 🤣 However I love your retort to that and I need to remember it for future!

@MsMashaBlues I'm often quoted that saracism is the lowest form of wit, and I assure people in those respects I can get a lot lower...somethings are worth putting the effort into.

Let’s talk acronyms and safety (fun, I know!)… Do you know (without googling) what these mean? SSC PRICK RACK - this is the one I use CCCC

@rsssub I actually didn’t know CCCC either tbh. RACK just sits better with me to discuss risk before play, it’s not often acronyms are super useful imo 🤣

@MsMashaBlues CCCC is a new one to me (had a little google when I couldn't figure it out!) I think having one of those acronyms in mind when approaching a scene is important, as they all hold consent as a non negotiable element.

@Christophe58073 SSC is what got my last page banned it appears by your thinking 🤣

@MsMashaBlues Hmm true meaning nope, but I possibly use a few incorrectly...SSC, Stupid Sarcastic C**t. Pretty sure the next is not an acronym just a sound descriptive term, only Rack I know is well, let's not go there... and the last one ain't a clue. Don't ask me to think, it's painful

@zebr240robert How is that about safety? lol but I like your thinking 🤭

@MsMashaBlues Super Sexy Captivating ( SSC)

@Mappy6984 She should love herself more than anyone! And many more of us should be dressing like that and loving ourselves more at 60! 🙌🏼

She loves herself more than anyone. She sucks 60 years old dressing like a retard

@sil77501 Indeed, I’m good at picking myself up and being better than the previous version 🙌🏼

@MsMashaBlues @BoundinBanter Sorry to hear that Miss Masha, you put a lot of hard work into what you do. Treat it as a challenge, here's to the fresh start

Ah well, you win some you lose some. My account got suspended so I’m having to start over again. I expected it at some point, but still unsure why. Anyways, I’m back smiling again as usual 🙌🏼

@EternalMoaner You’re not 🤷🏻‍♀️😏 Seems like a you issue…but what a lovely issue to have!

@MsMashaBlues you posted this image AGAIN! for the first time, like you’ve never done it before 🤯🤩🥵🤤😍 How am I expected to cope????? 🤷🏼🫣

Monday motivation… I need that this morning…so the tunes are on, and I’m heading to the gym to work out some frustration. Might accidentally do another pull up today 💪🏼

@1981_subcd Never mind, we live and learn and move on up 🙌🏼

@MsMashaBlues It’s nuts honestly, I’ve not seen you asking for business ever, you’ve always posted great pics and asked really interesting questions. Hopefully they won’t get to you anymore

@MF_Bear68 Gracias 😏

@MsMashaBlues Another sexy as outfit Miss🔥🔥🔥🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@rsssub @AlbaEdenFalkirk I will get you there soon enough I’m sure! 🙃

@MsMashaBlues @AlbaEdenFalkirk Sounds like a really good start to the week! Enjoy your free time as well as your visits to Alba Eden, it looks like an amazing place to spend some time!

Work out completed and spent a good hour dancing about in one of the studios so I’m suitably ready for a long hot shower! Not a bad start to the morning work wise too, I’m now visiting @AlbaEdenFalkirk twice this week, AND I’ve got 4 days off! #winning

@Christophe58073 Angelica Pickle and Bubbles from powerpuff girls, I have many personalities that can’t be contained to a matching pair 😂

@MsMashaBlues Ah the post work out glow and the infamous odd socks.....

@1981_subcd It was a post on Friday that they’ve read as me asking for business when it was a sarcastic tongue in cheek post, but they don’t care 🤷🏻‍♀️ we live and learn

@MsMashaBlues I couldn’t believe it when I saw yours was banned, your account is nowhere near the mark and I couldn’t understand why. Glad to see you back though Miss Masha Blues curtsey 😍😍 xx

@terrors1994 @AlbaEdenFalkirk I really hope so 🤞🏻

@MsMashaBlues @AlbaEdenFalkirk Lucky you, hopefully we can get back to AlbaEden once I am back from my hols 💙

@zebr240robert Thanks Sandy. I needed to show myself some of that today 💙

@MsMashaBlues Good morning Miss Masha blues 😍. Always looking fantastic 😍 You are always a motivation for me 😍 Have a lovely day 😍

@Dubai_Princess4 Thanks, always love a chance to reinvent myself

@MsMashaBlues Welcome back

@rsssub 🤣 I’m glad I could offer you that eclectic experience

@MsMashaBlues If anyone can turn frustration into something positive, it's you! Seeing you accidentally do your pull ups before wandering over to your collection of things to whack with was the weirdest mix of pride & fear I've experienced for a while! 🤣

@Christophe58073 I’m sure someone will willingly assist. I left some beautiful bruises on my subject after he taught me how to punch properly the other week. I think it’s my new favourite sport.

@MsMashaBlues I hope you have a great workout and if you dont release all your frustrations hopefully some willing soul will step up to be utilised soon.