Chris P

Goosebumps

@Shabijfinch @sirbeckwith @jordanbuckley @jorgegarcia That’s just the 9x9 challenge

Thoughts @sirbeckwith @ChrizzyChris18 @jordanbuckley @jorgegarcia

9/9/9 challenge but it’s 9 patties on a burger and 9 shots of rumple

People who don’t like macaroni and cheese can not be trusted.

All I want is for my local grocery stores to carry @BuschBeer Apple and @MountainDew Code Red Zero Sugar. Is that too much to ask for??

I met Wyatt Teller yesterday. I know @sirbeckwith was jealous when I told him.

I hope GTA 6 is out by the time I have a baby. It’ll give me something to do when I’m up at late hours taking care of the little one.

CT Scans are weird.

Creating drinks/food items for a menu is one of my favorite things. Like yes, I care about what the general public likes and what they would enjoy…but I care more about if I served it to @rachellwilson13 would she enjoy it. And if she would, I put it on the menu.

Happy Opening Day to all those who celebrate. @Shabijfinch @sirbeckwith (and Dylan who’s twitter I don’t have)

Chat, do I buy @MLBTheShow this year? I’m in need of a game to take up free time when I’m not playing with friends

Holy strike 3 call

Everybody does realize that St Patrick’s day is Tuesday and not today….right?

The fact team USA barely made it out of the knockout round isn’t a good look.

If I see you white knuckling your steering wheel while you’re going 50mph, you shouldn’t be driving. No matter your age.

If you aren’t watching the USA game, what are you doing with your life?!

Dogs walked ✅ Errands ran ✅ Lasagna prepped ✅

I just don’t know how I feel about this.

Ok….but why

The rednecks were right, I have emerged from the Bad Bunny half time show as a multilingual gay man

That Lays commercial was a tear jerker

Everyone go wish @rachellwilson13 a happy birthday…..or else