Johnson The Cat (standard issue)

The San Francisco Giants are your 2025 World Series Champions. I’ll buy the first comment a bottle of their favorite liquor if I’m wrong.

He is my everything

Day fourteen of tweeting at @jason_blum until he says hi to me

What my toilet sees after I eat super spicy food

Just preordered a cat

GET CIRIE ON AMAZING RACE ASAP AS POSSIBLE #survivor50

@Rick_Devens @rickygervais

September 11, 2001, two towers fell. May 13, 2026, two towers fell. #survivor50

Thoughts @sirbeckwith @ChrizzyChris18 @jordanbuckley @jorgegarcia

9/9/9 challenge but it’s 9 patties on a burger and 9 shots of rumple

If @the_real_coach responds to this, I’ll get a tattoo of his choosing

@TheAllanAguirre Dude pays for Twitter what a dweeb

How I'm going to be standing in my living room if Cirie gets voted out because Joe & Jonathan cannot read at higher than a 5th Grade level #Survivor50

TAILS NEVER FAILS @RMcElhenney

Last night at work, a guest asked me if I wanted to flip a coin to double my tip from $50 to $100. Of course I said yes. Tails never fails, your boy got a $100 tip. Felt like @Rick_Devens

Worst winners edit of all time. #survivor50 How do you keep the winner invisible for the first five episodes?!?

Put me on suicide watch #survivor50

My mental health depends entirely on how this vote goes #survivor50

How big are these steaks??? @JeffProbst @JeffPassan #survivor50

“Rizgod is being a Rizrat” unfuckingreal 10/10 #survivor50

@proantisnark I did not know that, I am not smart

@Shabijfinch Two boots tonight

13 minutes in and we’re at the challenge?!? #survivor50