ChuckPasadena

Heaven isn’t a playground, it’s a combination taqueria/tamale stand.

@Only9built Man do I love those Swedish hatchbacks

Sushi🍣 or Meatballs🇸🇪

"Hmm... what would the captain say in my spot?" "Don't fire the torpedos..." "Fire the torpedos!"

@ClayTravis Now do the 2nd

The Supreme Court’s debate today: What did people who have been dead for 150 years intend for their law to mean for a modern situation they never conceived could ever occur?

@Timcast It’s funny how those on the right don’t want the courts to say “times have changed” about the 2nd amendment but all the other ones are up for debate? Can’t have it both ways

the debate on birthright citizen is fucking hilarious Justice's be like "yes this will destroy the fabric of our nation but it was written down so whatever"

@Nguyen_anime3 You’re not wrong. And every one of these “faith leaders” who has praised him as a false idol will pay for it with eternal damnation

I’m not a Christian, so tell me if I’m wrong: I don’t think Jesus was a racist and a pedophile

He literally ran on “we won’t fight any wars”.

@TheMechFrog You’re making me feel extra old. I was a senior in HS and I was walking through the hall when a teacher grabbed me and pulled me into her room. I thought we were under attack until I saw the replay on the tv

"Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in 10 years." "And how's the spacecraft doing?" "I don't know. All this equipment is just used to measure TV ratings."

I wore a pair of these to homecoming in 1985 with a black tux. I was most assuredly styling that evening

Someone just said the quiet part out loud

@Lutra_Gaming I’ve been getting the seniors discount at Golden Corral for 5 years now. I’m pretty sure they just give it to anyone with gray hair

I feel so old now, went to get something to eat before I went to see hail Mary today, and the kid automatically gave me a senior discount without asking. :(

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@ScotsmansAnger @espnpodcasts @Marcotti @LaurensJulien The players are talented enough, Italy just needs a coach that can run through qualifying. They keep overlooking random games, getting beaten and ending up in the playoffs where a tiny mistake can get magnified.

@espnpodcasts @Marcotti @LaurensJulien Hey Mi Paisan. I'm still trying to wrap my head around today. Do we need a shake up from top to bottom as far as the whole national team is concerned?

No World Cup winner has EVER missed 3 straight tournaments. Italy looks to avoid that today vs. Bosnia & Herzegovina @Marcotti | @LaurensJulien

@DanThomasESPN What would Gab title a book he wrote about Tudor’s 44 days in charge of Tottenham and why is it “The Damned Hotspur”?

Any questions for Gab, Stevie, Craig or Juls?

@LindseyGrahamSC I’m sure the fact you get to dress up in your shooting clothes had nothing to do with your choice of activities. And where’s your bubble wand?

Spent some time breaking clays in Edgefield County today. Doesn’t get much better than that.

These are nice but I don’t think I’d drop $40K on one much less the BIN of $60K

@faithandheresy Excellent choice. With Porsche I think I’d have gone 959

Porsche GT3.

the problem Metatron, is you can't both believe a true Pope you should submit to can exist and is the true Church, then also claim the individual authority to discern yourself which one is valid or not as a Lay person. You can't have it both ways, either you believe in a model of episcopal authority where you submit to its judgements, or you don't. Note that its possible to be critical of the Pope on certain statements, but you are specifically making the further claim he is not valid here. Either you believe being part of the Church is defined by communion with Rome, and its universal authority exercised by the Pope, in which case you do not have the authority to individually discern which Pope is valid or not just because he says things politically you don't like OR you define being in the Church a different way, which fair enough, but then you aren't Catholic and so it doesn't really matter from your POV the Pope's validity, since you wouldn't believe in submitting to his office anyway. If you want to be a Sede, look into their arguments, They are very careful on this point for a reason.

@faithandheresy @pureMetatron Holy shit, I’m not even Catholic and even I think denouncing the Pope is a good way to get tickets on the express train to Hell

@pureMetatron Boy you sure do got some arrogance to be crying about the pope while Italian.

The pope is a hypocrite and a liar. He is NOT the vicar of Christ and does NOT speak for Him. He is a traitor. A wolf in sheep's clothing. A false prophet. You can be a devout Catholic and oppose him. And you should! He is an impostor and does not have the authority through Peter. He has surrendered to left wing propaganda. He represents the world. He is a messenger for the Devil. He must be deposed and swapped for a real pope who defends Christendom, condemns Islam, and fights for the traditional values Christianity and specifically Catholicism are meant to represent. This pope will be judged by our Lord for what he has done and for the lies he has said. He will be judged for not taking a stand of courage against the world, against evil, against Islam and against the corruption of the left.