Chuck us a VB

@DavidZita1 @FOXFOOTY Didn’t the AFL specifically say that players are not allowed to use previous incidents as evidence

@FOXFOOTY We have now seen all seven incidents. Anderson (Lions) reiterates Bailey's case "comfortably sits within" those seven.

Zac Bailey is fronting the AFL Tribunal. Follow via @foxfooty and this thread.

@Tanstaffl1 @AniseNot @Metallica Literally never sued the individuals. You’ve flat out made that up, cunt.

@AniseNot Yeah, it definitely wasn't the band. They've been known to sue kids for downloading their music. 🖕 @Metallica

@sirswampthing @AFL @CollingwoodFC Scott Pendlebury also did it in 2014 as official captain. Not sure if he had any stand-in gigs though

Players this century to celebrate their @AFL captaincy debut by kicking the first goal of the game Nick Holland Warren Tredrea Matthew Lloyd Scott Camporeale Corey Jones Jordan Roughead Dylan Moore NICK DAICOS @CollingwoodFC #AFLPiesDons

@Jim_Haber Blinked my eyes and suddenly everyone has always been into country music

I have to be honest, I just don’t get the Luke Combs and other country music artists being so popular all of a sudden. It’s not bad music by any means how did we get to this point?

@UptheBaggers That goal from the pocket still living rent free in your mind?

Half an episode in and The Professor is easily the least likeable chaser. Unfunny, smug, and generally has an unpleasant aura. Sucks the life and joy out of every moment in this episode. #TheChaseAU #Chase #ChaseAustralia #TheChase

@cweedfor20 @lajkeating @CalTwomey ??? Choco received 17 votes across his 201 game career. Where did you get your information?

@lajkeating @CalTwomey I couldn't find stats on that specifically, but doing a quick count of past winners and highest average votes per game it looks like it might be Nick & Choco Williams both on 39.

Some fun - ahead of Nick Daicos' 50th game, we've ranked every game he's played so far in his brilliant young career. From 49-1 see the countdown of the best first 50 games this century. The flag, comebacks, Anzac Day, injury, debut, BOGs – it's all here👇afl.com.au/news/1082831/4…

@stkildafc Nice back-pedalling, cowards.

After seeing a few replies we thought it’d be good to clarify: this is a joke at how long it would take to get through that article, not at Nick (who is a star on and off the field). See you all at the ‘G on Thursday night!

Nice list @CalTwomey 👍 Here's our list of things we’d rather do ahead of Spud’s Game on Thursday night… 👉 Watch the 'G grass grow for 49 minutes 👉 Be excluded from Opening Round for the next 49 years 👉 Get cleaned up by G-Train 49 times 👉 Listen to 49 @kanecornes opinions

@brisbanelions @stkildafc @CalTwomey @kanecornes

@stkildafc @CalTwomey @kanecornes How do we like this 49 times

@stkildafc @CalTwomey @kanecornes He’s also won the same amount of flags in 49 games than your club has won in 150 years

@BigOlThommo @Waz1982melb @AFL @CalTwomey Big man

@Waz1982melb @AFL @CalTwomey Care to say that to my face champion?

Ahead of his 50th AFL game, @CalTwomey has ranked all of Nick Daicos' games in the black and white. See the list: afl.com.au/news/1082831

@PiesMembership Do you know why Legends with reserved MCG Away aren’t allowed to redeem our seat with our barcodes?

@PrimeWalsh They’re just drunk and having a laugh bro

@FOXFOOTY Brayden Maynard has been cleared of rough conduct. He is free to play. @FOXFOOTY

@DavidZita1 @FOXFOOTY

@FOXFOOTY Ihle (Pies): This is not a question of what he could've done. It's what a reasonable player should do.

Brayden Maynard is fronting the AFL Tribunal, charged with rough conduct. Follow via @FOXFOOTY and this thread.

@jdunning05 @AnteRhetorik @DavidZita1 @FOXFOOTY They’re referring to Laura Kane, the GM of the AFL

@AnteRhetorik @DavidZita1 @FOXFOOTY Kane has actually defended Maynard. You know when Kane backs a Collingwood player he must be blatantly innocent

@DavidZita1 @FOXFOOTY Lmao shocking call

@FOXFOOTY Woods (AFL): Unlike in the ancient game of AFL football, there are times in the modern game where you do have to pull your punches.

@JoshGabelich @AFLcomau Let’s hope you’re set to miss more Queens Birthday voting panels

Jack Steele is ready to go again after missing only four games after shoulder surgery. Daniel McKenzie has passed concussion protocols and will be available for the trip to the SCG. Mitch Owens set to miss another week @AFLcomau bit.ly/3tOCZVq

@JoshGabelich @GWSGIANTS @AFLcomau You’ve got no fucking idea man, stop looking at the stats. Cox was hands down BOG today and you’ve single handedly cost him it. You’ve lost all credibility as a journo (not sure you even had any tbh. Literally never heard of you before today)

Harry Perryman has been cleared of internal damage but scans have confirmed broken ribs following that big hit yesterday. The @GWSGIANTS defender will return to Sydney today and will be closely monitored for the next 3-4 weeks. No timeframe on his return just yet @AFLcomau

Still On The Primary List Still On The Same Contract Still Been Medically Cleared To Train/Play For Over A Month Still At The Suns Still See Everyone Round 1 Was happy to cop the odd clickbait article & social nuff if it meant assisting the club’s overall list strategy. 🤙🏼