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@MbarkCherguia so beautiful...play it again.

Did this woman deserve a pepper spray to the face after trying to snatch this Man’s phone?

@Tanukichi_mingo If he draws blood from me, he is not going to escape.

逃げられない状態でナイフ男が襲ってきたとして、傘で相手の腕を粉砕できるか？持ち手の方で殴ればもしかしたらできるかも。

@Tanukichi_mingo I forgot my umbrella. I'll have to use my forehead on his nose. While he's stunned, I can decide what to do next. I suppose I'll take the knife and keep it if it's a good one. Maybe I'll give it back to him in a very uncomfortable place.

@GN011HALHAL413 I can say 'arigato' 'ohio gozimas'

英語喋れるようになりたいな 外国人となにを喋るんだ？と思ってたけどあいつら言葉違うだけだわ

@GN011HALHAL413 Work on R and L. Start now. There is a letter F. You put your bottom teeth on your top lip and blow. Say, 'Flip-Flop' a lot.

@shion0_25mg I'm nominating you for honorary citizenship if you ate all that at once.

アメリカの皆様、世界の皆様こんにちは！ 料理が好きな日本人です！ 先日、皆様にいただいたアドバイスを参考に アメリカ風朝食を改善してみました！ いかがですか？ コーヒーが飲めないため日本で買ったお茶を使用しましたが、全てのメニューが美味しかったです 教えてくれてありがとう！！ before→after

@shion0_25mg Did you eat all that at once?

@Geniustechw They're missing out on student loan debt? Awwww.

This can't be real. She actually thinks that kids can't apply and receive student loans for college if we get rid of the Department of Education. "What am I supposed to tell my son?" What is your message to her liberal tears?

You know what I mean.

Why does the best coffee kinda smell like cat pee?

@mark_slapinski 'cause bombing them here would be stupid.

Why is Trump bombing bridges in Iran?

@Cpt_TAKAHASHI Be careful where you go in Texas. Some of it has fallen to the Muslims.

テキサス行きてぇ… 翻訳アプリと片言の英語で何とかなるか？

@VividProwess Brilliant! Pork next!

Hamas supporters in New York had dog shit thrown at them. Do they deserve it?

@ESPRIMO7 Is the global definition of 'state' confusing? When one thinks of EU, does he think of each of them as states?

「私は最大の仮想敵国はアメリカだと思つてゐる。 アメリカは日本を国家とみてゐない。 アメリカの一州程度にしか考えへてゐないし、いざとなれば一州ほどにもカバーしてはくれない。」福田恆存

@Locus_Solus3303 those plants are randy

アメリカは地獄かな…？

@lady_valor_07 I will take my money now. I don't think I've ever listened to one.

$10,000,000 to never listen to a Jay Z song again. Are you taking the offer?

@tekarin Maybe Taco Bell in Japan is better than it is here.

日本にもっとタコベルが欲しいとポストしたら「同僚に毎日のようにタコベルを食ってる奴が居るけど俺には真似できない、あいつは鋼鉄の胃腸の持ち主だね」とか、「お前は自分の胃腸を呪って便器の玉座で暮らしたいのか？」なんてリプライが付いて爆笑してる アメリカ人の胃腸でもキツいのか…

@Jesii_ca_M Why is a big-old question.

Why do some people say the Earth is flat?

@txgermanbre Are you in a padded cell right now?

I’ll never forgive MAGA. I’ll never not hate them for doing this to me and my friends and my family. I truly hope they live the worst lives. What you’ve done is unforgivable.