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@Buchi_Laba Guy you too do, which one be fool again, nawa o

Because of Kanuuu 🤦🏿‍♂️! This Mikel has to be the fakest Nigerian ever! It’s so bad that you fake your accent but you have to fake the way you pronounce Nigerian names! Fool!

I cried yesterday. Like real tears. And honestly… my heart still feels heavy this morning 💔 I tried. I really tried. I tried everything I could think of. I applied strategies. I stayed consistent. I showed up every single day. But right now it still feels like everything was for nothing 😔 I have just 8 days left to hit 5M impressions on X and I’m currently at 4.4M. Where am I supposed to get 600k impressions from in 8 days? How else am I supposed to do this? And no, this is not a pity post. I just needed to speak. Maybe pouring my heart out will help me breathe a little. Back story… I finished NYSC last year and got a remote job in December as a Social Media Manager. Salary was ₦100k monthly. I worked in January, February, and March. I was only paid for January. No payment for February. No payment for March. No explanation. No apology. Nothing. My client acted like everything was normal and expected me to keep working. I stopped working in March and used my savings to start investing in myself and this platform. After being on X since 2021, I finally decided to take my account seriously. I subscribed to Premium every month hoping that if I stayed consistent, maybe within a few months I’d finally qualify for monetization and start earning here. At the same time, I became a CapCut template creator. I paid for CapCut Pro every month too. After weeks of consistency, my account got monetized. I made $28. Then due to inconsistency, I lost the monetization again. I also have a monetized Facebook account. I’m trying on TikTok too. I even abandoned my YouTube channels just to focus fully on X because I wanted this to work so badly. While doing all these, I still kept applying for remote jobs every single week. No response till today. I even bought an MTN router and kept subscribing every month just to stay active online and keep posting. Heaven knows I tried. Now look at me… No job. No money. No achievement. And now it looks like I might not even hit the 5M impressions after all this effort. I’m 27 and honestly… I feel tired. Before now, I also tried content creation on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok. But my camera quality was poor and my content always looked cringe to me, so I stopped. At this point, I don’t even know anymore. Maybe I’m just one of those people that always gets close to success but never fully reaches it 💔 And once again… this is not a pity post. I just wanted someone to hear me out. If this post finds your timeline, honestly just send me a virtual hug 🫂 Maybe that alone will make me feel a little better today.

Na Dharmendra be this na, no be De gea

@ManUtdInPidgin @grok @grok is my guy nah

Hey @Grok i wan dash N5,000 to one lucky person in my comments tonight. Please help me pick the winner at 9:30pm. Thank You.

@arsenalbabe_ @premierleague @ManUtd From assnal fan You should br grateful to coner cause that’s why your club is relevant

@premierleague @ManUtd Corner kicks journey 😂😂😂😂

Bruno Fernandes' journey to equalling the single season Premier League assist record 🪄 🔴 @ManUtd

@mancityalerts @premierleague @ManUtd Watch the video at least and count,

@premierleague @ManUtd 8 open play assist out of 20 is wild 🤣

@mancityalerts @BF8_szn @premierleague @ManUtd Cherki started playing mid season? Lol You need to go for check up

@BF8_szn @premierleague @ManUtd Lol even cherki who started playing mid season got over 10 and non from setpiece 🤣

@Buchi_Laba Oga you need to stop this, if you don drink too much rest nah no dey show madness here.

The English Press|Media has been directly and indirectly pushing Oliver Glasner to not rest players against Arsenal!!! We really don’t understand how much these people hat* Arsenal. It’s systematic! They’re so scared and worried of Arsenal winning trophies. It’s Madness!

@Buchi_Laba Chai, kpele my dear. See wetin grown man dey talk. Ndooo

It’s never about Revenue but the structure of English Football. Their hat* for Arsenal started when Arsene Wenger came and change English football. He did things by the books and won. If Wenger was an English Man. His statues would have been at every stadium in England.

@TrollTouchline Shearer should please shut up, the funny thing is that this hypocrite will still compare pep to SAF forgetting about his so called intensity.

🚨🚨🎙️ Alan Shearer SLAMS Bruno Fernandes matching the Premier League assist record: “The intensity of the league is weaker now than it was in the Henry and Kevin eras.” “Fair play to Bruno Fernandes because twenty assists in the Premier League is not easy, but I still think people are getting carried away comparing every era like they’re exactly the same. When Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne were putting up those numbers, the league felt far more intense to me. Back then you had defenders flying into tackles, midfielders constantly on top of you, and creative players barely had a second to breathe. Now the game is more open, more tactical, and honestly attackers get protected a lot more. Bruno is a fantastic player, nobody is denying that, but the conditions are different. And let’s be honest, everything at Manchester United goes through him. Every attack, every transition, every set piece. Naturally your numbers are going to explode when the entire system is built around you touching the ball all the time. For me, when Henry and De Bruyne did it, there was this control and dominance to their teams. Arsenal and City were overwhelming sides playing incredible football week after week. With Bruno, sometimes it feels more chaotic, more moments than complete control. So yes, respect the achievement, absolutely. But matching the number doesn’t automatically mean it carries the exact same weight across different eras.”

@Buchi_Laba Nah man u, you wan farm for this reamaining games, just pray it doesn’t backfire cause you will see engagement and run deactivate

Just look at how the English Press are shamelessly praising Manchester United for qualifying for the champions league and carrying Bruno Fernandez like he’s their savior… but Arsenal are doing so bad and struggling for an Arsenal team that has won more games than all the games Manchester United has played all season 🤷🏾‍♂️. AGAIN! ARSENAL HAVE WON MORE GAMES THAN ALL THE GAMES MANCHESTER UNITED HAS PLAYED ALL SEASON. That’s why I get so angry when they tried to tease Arsenal about doing this and that and Arsenal fans fall for it. They praise Arsenal to pressurized the Arsenal team. It’s never sincere or real. The next 3games are about to be the best 3games in Arsenal history. We will celebrate 🔴⚪️.

@Kendo1612 @TheBeninBlogger @krossmediang As he varnished, his number varnished too bah? This is 2026 and not 1990. And the insults is not necessary at all

It’s either you are not very intelligent or you are just one of the numerous mad people wearing robes and causing problems everywhere . Should they have conjured Marshall into existence to infirm him? Did you not hear that Marshall vanished into thin air only to appear in court for a hearing he had to part in securing?

A lawyer shares his opinion on the Justice Crack- Barr. Marshall saga, citing the rules of professional conduct.

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@PoojaMedia Is the award giving by ranking or votes 🤦‍♂️

Latest Premier League's Best Player Power Rankings; - Raya: 18% - Rice: 15% - Gabriel: 15% - Haaland: 13% - Igor Thiago: 11% - Bruno Fernandes: 10% - Doku: 8% - O'Reilly: 5%

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Someone just won this 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲 this is crazy

Me seeing it’s just 3,700 followers to hit 100K, but only 27 hours 35 minutes left and Football Twitter didn’t make it happen for me 🥺💔